Well, I was going to leave it at the first chap, with the rats, but decided to give them all their own theme song hope you like it:)
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
The CSIs walked back to the A/V lab the next day, yet another song was coming from inside it.
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
They stared as Archie kept on working, while subtly bobbing his head to the music.
You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
The other techs were doing the same thing, continuing their work, while just moving to the beat of the music.
Yeah, yeah
Clearing his throat, Grissom got Archie to turn around.
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
Archie looked at the CSIs; he smiled, and waved at them.
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
Most of the CSIs smiled back, but Grissom just stared.
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different--now I sing a new song
He tried to talk to the tech, but Archie held up his finger, telling him to wait.
Grissom looked at the team; they just all shrugged, but secretly wanted to hear the end of the song.
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
Grissom looked at his team, they were laughing at the song, he couldn't understand the words, but then again, he rarely listened to this type of music.
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
Knowing the song was coming to an end; Archie stood up, and slowly started to walk towards the CSIs
Where do all the porn stars go
when the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around
He started to walk like a robot, giving them an encore of his robot the previous shift.
Not wanting to be left out, Greg went to join him; he also was very good at the dance.
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives
But as they all watched, listened, and laughed, they wondered why they had played this song.
Greg and Archie finally reached them, and started to sing along with the song.
Where do all the porn stars go
when the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
they all become Volvo-driving soccer mom's
Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
As the music faded, Grissom spoke up.
"What's this one for?" he asked.
"Well, its another theme song" Archie said.
"Okay, who's it for?" Grissom questioned.
"Catherine" Archie said, and as he said it, he ducked the file that had previously been in Catherine's hands.
"It works" Greg said, and he also had to duck from the file, which she had gone to pick up.