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Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Jolly old Saint Nicholas,
Lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
What I'm going to say;
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
Now, you dear old man,
What are you getting Haruhi;
Tell me if you can.
When the clock is striking twelve,
When she's fast asleep,
Down the chimney broad and black,
With your pack you'll creep;
The two stockings you will find
Hanging in a row;
Hers will be the shortest one,
You'll be sure to know.
Haruhi wants a pair of skates;
and some dresses too;
Give her lots of pretty things;
I'll leave what up to you;
As for me, her dashing dad
no need to bother there;
Having her is gift enough, all I need this year