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Haruhi, The Cross-dressing Host
You know Kyoya, and Bun Bun, and
Mori, and Hunny..
Karou, and Teddy, and
Tamaki and Hikaru..
But do you recall...?
The most famous member of all
Haruhi, the cross-dressing host
was in fact a girl you see
And if you ever saw her,
you'd think I was lying
All of the other members
Were the only ones that knew the truth
And They never let poor Haruhi
forget that they knew it too
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Kyoya came to say,
"Haruhi, with your debt so high
you'll dress up as a girl tonight."
Then how the members loved her
as they shouted out with glee,
Haruhi the cross-dressing host,
"Dressing you up is so funny!"