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Tamaki Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Tamaki got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Ouran High Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kyoya, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he could be so very stubborn,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoofprints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Tamaki got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Ouran High Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kyoya, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Kyoya,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' his stocks,
Drinkin' wine and playin' cards with Hunny kun.
It's not Christmas without Tamaki.
All the hosts's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Tamaki got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Ouran High Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kyoya, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the shine in Tamaki's eyes.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Tamaki got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Ouran High, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kyoya, we believe.