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We Six Hosts
All: We six hosts of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar.
Field and fountain, moor and mountain,
Following yonder Haruhi.
O Haruhi of wonder, Haruhi of night,
Haruhi with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect Light.
Tamaki: Born a queen on commoner's plain,
Gold I bring to crown her again,
Mine forever, ceasing never
Over us all to reign.
All: O Haruhi of wonder, Haruhi of night,
Haruhi with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect Light.
The Twins: Frankincense to offer have we.
Incense owns a Deity nigh.
Prayer and praising all men raising,
Worship her, Haruhi on high.
All: O Haruhi of wonder, Haruhi of night,
Haruhi with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect Light.
Nekozawa: Myrrh is mine: Its bitter perfume
Breaths a life of gathering gloom.
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding dying,
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb.
All: O Haruhi of wonder, Haruhi of night,
Haruhi with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect Light.
Kyoya: Glorious now behold her arise,
Poor and smart and in debt to us.
Alleluia, alleluia!
Sounds through the earth and skies.
All: O Haruhi of wonder, Haruhi of night,
Haruhi with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect Light.
Hunny: Wait a minute...Nekosawa?
Nekosawa: It was such poetry that I had to speak it. It was my only chance to contribute.
Tamaki: How dare you give my daughter such a foul present! Hikaru, Kaoru!
Twins: Right! turn on the lights
Nekosawa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I curse you all!
All: Uh oh.