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I Saw Mommy Kissing Tamaki
by Haruhi
I saw Mommy kissing Ta-mak-i
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
They thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw Tamaki tickle Kyoya kun
Underneath his shirt so snowy white;
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If the others had only seen
Mommy kissing Ta-mak-i last night