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All I Want For Christmas is My Stupid Debt Paid
Every body pauses and stares at me
People like me are rare as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
is my stupid debt paid,
my stupid debt paid,
the damn stupid debt paid!
Gee, if I could only
have my stupid debt paid,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"My life is ordinary and peaceful today"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only be normal!
All I want for Christmas
is my stupid debt paid,
my stupid debt paid,
the damn stupid debt paid.
Gee, if I could only
have my stupid debt paid,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"