Dorothy Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Dorothy got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Preventers Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as justice,
But as for me and the pilots, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
Dorothy got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Preventers Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an the pilots, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Lady Une
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' the dancing,
Drinkin' wine and playin' cards with Maxwell.
It's a lot happier without Dorothy.
Even if we all have to dress in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Dorothy got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Prenventers Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the turkey is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and black candle,
That would just have matched the color of her soul.
I've celebrated with all my friends and neighbors.
"Best present of the year."
They should always give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Dorothy got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from Preventers, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as justice,
But as for me and the pilots, we believe.