We were eating dinner when that funny kid showed up again. He keeps trying to break into my secret stash and steal my jeweled heart, but he hasn't figured out how yet.
He tried to pull out his sword, but it got stuck, so he just threw all my pots at the wall in frustration and stole all of my money. My wife says to throw him out, but I'm not that brave.
At least I safely locked up the cow with my jewel. Goddesses only know what he would do if he got ahold of ol' Bessy.