Author's Note: Ok so lot's of people liked my first one-shot so I'm making it into a two-shot. This one is sooooooooooo cute and adorable it's not even fluff the is ULTRA MEGA SUPER FLUFF. If that is the correct term for it. Anyway I need a disclaimer person.

Shizuru: So you've come back to me haven't you.

Me: *Blushes* Ummmm you-you could say that.

Shizuru: I've been think that you. me and Nat-

Natsuki: Oh HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL NO! I am not getting into any threesomes.

*Shizuru and Natsuki start to argue.*

Me: *Sigh* I don't own Mai-Hime. On with the story.


Shizuru with Mayonnaise on the Side: The Morning After

Natsuki woke up with no one by her side… again. But there was the pleasant smell of food coming from downstairs.

"Hmm. I love the morning after. I always get great food." Natsuki whispered to herself.

She got out of the bed and tossed on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. After she was dressed she made her way downstairs to greet her lover. Natsuki saw Shizuru in her robe focused on her cooking. She moved silently behind her and snaked her arms around her waist.

"Your just can't get enough of surprising can't you." Shizuru said with a smile.

"Did I actually manage to scare you?" Natsuki asked as she kissed Shizuru's neck.

"No, I heard you come down the stairs." Shizuru struggled to say as she held back a moan.

Natsuki switched off the stove. Shizuru turned around because she knew that meant "counter top sex". Natsuki picked up Shizuru by the ass and set her on the counter top. They looked into each other's eyes for a moment and then began kissing passionately. Just as Natsuki was about to peel that silk robe off of Shizuru there was a knock at the door.

"Muhm," Shizuru broke their kiss, "That must be Mai with Duran and Kiyohime." Shizuru said with a smile as a sign for Natsuki to go get the door.

Natsuki turned away from Shizuru and walked towards the front door. When she reached the door and opened it to see her orange haired best friend.

"Hey Natsuki," Mai started then Duran talked Natsuki to the ground, "He really missed you." Mai said with a chuckle.

Kiyohime slipped passed the mechanical dog and his beloved owner to the kitchen where her owner was.

"Alright boy I get it you missed me," Natsuki said as she struggled to her feet, "Thanks a lot Mai." Natsuki said.

"No problem, well I got to go to the grocery store because ramen noodles." Mai said.

"That Mikoto and her ramen." Natsuki said as Mai walked to her car.

Once she was in Natsuki waved at her and closed the door.

By now Shizuru had already continued to cook so Natsuki sat at the table and waited for her food to come to her.


Five minutes later Natsuki was eating her mayonnaise covered breakfast. She enjoying herself at the moment until Shizuru caught her attention. Natsuki looked up her lover, she a very worried look in her eyes.

"Shizuru what's wrong?" Natsuki asked as she continued to stare at the red-eyed woman.

"Well… I-I don't know how to tell you this, but I guess th-there's no other way…" Shizuru trailed off.

Natsuki was nervous. She prayed to god that Shizuru wasn't going to leave her. To try and ease her nervousness she tried to eat faster.

"Natsuki… I'm pregnant." Shizuru said.

When Natsuki heard that she choked on her bacon a little. Then she drank her water to ease her throat.

"R-r-really… That's great." Natsuki said.

Shizuru was surprised that Natsuki didn't completely freak out about it.

"Well, is it mine?" Natsuki asked.

"Of course it's yours. Who else's would it be?" Shizuru said a little offended.

"Don't take it that way. I'm just a little surprised that's all." Natsuki said with a smile.

Natsuki stared at her empty plate for a while. Then an idea popped into her head. She got up and walked over to Shizuru and she made her get up. Hand and hand both of them walked to the living room. Shizuru sat down while Natsuki lied down and wrapped her arms around Shizuru's waist and pressed her ear to Shizuru's stomach. Duran and Kiyohime sat on the floor under the both of them.

"You know what… I'm pretty excited about it." Natsuki said with a thoughtful smile.

"When I found out I was elated myself." Shizuru said.

The both of them chucked.

"Shizuru, guess what." Natsuki said.

"What is it my dear Natsuki." Shizuru said with curiosity.

"I love you." Natsuki declared as she looked up at Shizuru.

Shizuru smiled. "I love you too," Shizuru replied as they moved for a kiss.


Me: I told you it was adorable.

Natsuki: I have to admit it was cute.

Me: Hey did you win the argument?

Natsuki: Of course I didn't.

Me: ...

Natsuki: C'mon it won't take long.

Me: *Gulps* Review to save me *Gets dragged away*