Mr. Pilot
You're a smart one, Mr. Yuy,
You really are a man,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're a bit more charming then an eel, Mr. Yuy.
You're a badass pilot but you could point a gun at me any day!
You're a prankster, Mr. Maxwell,
Your heart is full of joy,
Your brain is full of weird jokes,
You call yourself the God of Death, Mr. Maxwell.
And I would definitely touch you with less then a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a quiet one, Mr. Barton,
You rarely ever smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a military man, Mr. Barton.
Given the choice between you and Colin Farrel
I'd take you every time even if you don't say a word!
You're a sweetie, Mr. Winner,
You're the king of gentlemen,
Your heart's as pure as an angel's
With no competition in sight, Mr. Winner.
You're a three layered chocolate cake
drenched in caremel and I definitely can't wait to sample!
You annoy me, Mr. Chang,
When you call us girls "onnas",
You're a bookish chinese warrior
And you can drive a girl insane, Mr. Chang.
Your soul is full of justice
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of sexist rubbish imaginable
But you could still tie any girl up in sighing knots!
You're a cool one, Mr. Peacecraft,
You're always in control,
Your heart is surrounded by ice,
Your soul is full of pain, Mr. Peacecraft.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Mysterious, Georgeous, Wow!"