Author: Sparta

Title: Born under a bad sign

Pairings: Xander & Dean

Rating: R

Crossovers: Buffy/Supernatural

Disclaimer: I don't anything. Except for Pam she's mine this is just my sick and twisted mind at work so enjoy

Warnings: Slash, Femslash, Male Pregnancy, Het and Attentive universe, Rape, Self-Harming, Family disowning

Series:The House Of Winchester

Chapters: 4/?

Completed: No

Summery: The Winchester men John and Dean become divided after a row, now on his own Dean Yellow biggest threat is now vulnerable but before he can strike Dean falls for a certain one eyed White Knight

Chapter Summery: Bobby & John leave, Dean's bored, Pam has a plan, and Xander hasn't a clue

Authors Note:

Warning Signs

Xander was up by dawn two day's after Bobby and John had arrived, after much swearing on Dean's part Bobby had rolled up his sleeves and helped fix Xander's truck. John Winchester on the other hand hadn't believed his son until Xander had showed him his weapons collection, after swearing at ever god he knew he and Xander bonded over the various weapons and how to use them.

So now Xander found himself watching the sunrise with a coffee in one hand and a Twinkie in the other, he smiled as he watched Bobby sneaking out of Pam's room with a smile on his face. Xander watched him blush as he saluted Bobby with his Twinkie as he passed him.

"Hurt her Singer and your ass is mine" said Xander politely as Bobby nodded and headed to wake John.

Xander was lent against the post when he felt a hand on his shoulder, look up he was expecting Dean but he was surprised to see John with his coffee in hand.

"Is their a rule in some Hunter's Handbook I don't know about that states that all Hunters must be addicted to coffee?" laughed Xander as Bobby walked past again with two coffee's in hand before disappearing into Pam's room.

"He left his coffee in the Impala" laughed John as Xander nodded confusedly.

"Ok….."

"So before we head off, I think it's time we talked kid" said John as he continued to face forward and drink his coffee.

"Ok then talk Winchester" said Xander coolly as he tried not to let John intimidate him.

"Even us Hunters hear the rumour that come out of Sunnyhell" said John as Xander laughed at the use of the nickname Xander had long ago given Sunnydale.

"So we've heard quite a few about you so Hyena?"

"Primal possession"

"Halloween?"

"Local Kayos Mage causing trouble, thanks to him I have full knowledge of all the US Military weapons, plans, plots, training excreta. So if you ever hear of a guy call Ethan Rayne causing problems beat his ass then let me know, a friend back in Sunnydale would love to get his hands on him" laughed Xander

"Slayer?"

"No his ex-lover also happens to be our Slayers Watcher"

"Female?" asked John as Xander shook his head.

"Sucks to be Ethan when Giles gets his hands on him" laughed Xander.

"Ok back to questions Swim team?"

"Swim coach added fish DNA to the sauner so his team would be the best, only got lightly exposed but it was enough to change me"

"Scoobies?"

"That was us, Sunnydale's hometown protection squad. Myself Willow our resident hacker, science geek and witch in training. Rupert Giles Watcher, the only competent adult in the whole time. Buffy the first of our Slayers, Faith the third Slayer, she went bad and caused graduation. The second was Kendra she was killed and Faith called.

Cordila who long gone now, cheerleader from hell, Oz was our resident wise man, hacker, guitarist and a werewolf and finally last but by no means least Buffy's mom Joyce she dealt with all the shit we wet though.

Oh yeah and Angel might count though, the towns Master Vampire that hunted his own kind and kept clear of Buffy while brooding a lot….don't ask" said Xander as John just looked at him and shook his head.

"PTB?"

"The great and powerful fuck ups aka The Powers That Be. Namers of champions and Slayers, they like to use us a chess pieces while calling us lower beings see Angel on them shits. Anything else?"

"I'll email you if there is and Dean thinks this life's hard?" sighed John into his coffee

"Yours is ours was just Sunnydale easy but regular when it came to demons, vamps and the end of the world" laughed Xander as Dean came out of his room half asleep, stole Xander's coffee and then kissed Xander.

"I'm his caffeine dealer, that's my payment though he still owes some" said Xander as John chocked.

"I fixed your truck you owe me" said Dean as his brain engaged finally.

"So I'll kiss Bobby later since he did in two hours what had taken you five days" said Xander as Bobby chocked on his coffee behind them and Pam laughed.

"Sorry Bobby Dean's being a glory hog"

"Let him kid, as flattered as I am I don't swing that way"

"So I can see have fun last night Pammy?" asked Xander innocently as Pam walked over and kissed him on the cheek.

"Yes I did and you Xander how's the hunk?" she asked as she went back to Bobby.

"Don't know haven't gone their yet but if his kisses are anything to go by, I can't wait" said Xander as Bobby, John and Dean chocked at the openness of the conversation.

"Ok steering the conversation away from my sex life or lack of when are you and Bobby departing Dad?" asked Dean as John composed himself.

"Later today as soon as Bobby's looked my truck over" said John as Dean nodded and left them to follow Bobby, Xander quickly followed leaving Dean and Pam to talk.

"So what's the plan Winchester?" asked Pam as she looked at Dean

"What do you mean?"

"You're suddenly going to give up the life of a Hunter to settle down with him and run a motel and a crummy bar?"

"Actually I was planning on going over to the Ranch and seeing what the damage is, putting in a call to an old friend to come bless the ground then rebuild the house? With yours and Lexx's consent I'd set a Roadhouse for Hunters like Ellen's, we need one this close to Sunnydale.

Then I was thinking of dragging Lexx back to the town so I can deal with his friends while he gathers the last of his stuff from his parents, they've been dead long enough now for the house to become his" said Dean as Pam nodded and smiled.

"Can't say you Winchester's aren't prepared, but what about Hunting?"

"When I get that itch again then I'll ask him to come with me, just like he's done before with you" said Dean as Pam smiled and went to find Bobby.

Dean smiled into Xander's coffee as the thought of waking up next to Xander every morning was becoming more and more enticing, then suddenly his dreaming was shattered by reality as Pam screamed.

Dean span round, his cup shattered on the ground as he took off toward Xander who was on the floor fitting. Skidding to his side Dean rested Xander head on his lap as the others watched on. Eventual the fitting stopped and Xander chocked back into life.

"Fucking sons of bitches" coughed Xander weakly as his vision came back and he saw the fear in Dean's eyes before turning to John.

"That was the PTB John, I never wanted you to see that Dean"

"You're a seer" said John as Xander nodded.

"We've got big problems, Hells really coming to Sunnydale but it's not the only target Sammy is too Dean" said Xander as Dean and John's face both fell.

"You two deal with Sunnydale we'll deal with Sam" said John as panic crept into his voice as he and Bobby headed for the truck.

"Bobby" yelled Pam as she threw him her keys

"John's truck is still fucked take mine Dean overhauled it last night" said Pam as Bobby smiled and kissed her before taking off in the truck, Dean helped Xander to his feet as Xander told Dean what to gather as he made the call he dreaded making.

"Buffy it's Xander…………….yeah………listen………oh please shut up for once………fuck you Buffy, tell you what how about I let the world go to hell and you can go get you nails done?.....................yeah so now will you listen?.......ok that's good PTB just sent me a message by seer vision something big nasty and pissed off is coming………no Buffy you wont deal with it……..because it kills you………yeah that's what I saw………we're a week away so we will just get there so be prepared" said Xander as he closed the phone and got into the Impala.

Pam watched with a sigh as she watched them pull out, and then she headed to her own apartment to start warding the motel and the bar. Something told her that she'd need too then she'd hit the doctors for supplies.