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Dorothy Rules
(A slightly silly parody... to cont Dorothy Got Run Over By A Reindeer)
Dorothy got run over by a reindeer.
Santa Claus was then locked up in jail.
Dorothy stood there yelling for a lynching,
And elves were out there trying to raise bail.
It was not a pretty picture,
Her dress punctured by one horn.
Dorothy tends to be vindictive
And old Prancer may be sorry he was born.
Artificial respiration!
Passed the hat to patch her up.
Santa gave Dorothy a present,
Her teeth should look real nice once capped.
Dorothy got run over by a reindeer.
Santa Claus was then locked up in jail.
Dorothy stood here yelling for a lynching,
And elves were out there trying to raise bail.
Oh! The word sure moved like wildfire.
People came from far and wide.
Soon a TV poll was taken
And everybody was on the fat guy's side.
Children gathered outside Preventers
Pleading for the guy in red.
"If old Santa stays inside there,
All the children in this town won't go to bed."
Dorothy got run over by a reindeer.
Santa Claus was then locked up in jail.
Dorothy stood here yelling for a lynching,
And elves were out there trying to raise bail.
Now Lady Une will release him.
We'll all cheer for that red coat.
One thing we all know for certain:
Poor Anna's just lost old Dorothy's vote.
Next year, Santa, pay attention,
As this fine you now must pay.
Here's the rule you must remember.
"Our Dorothy always has the right of way."
Oh, Dorothy got run over by a reindeer
Santa Claus was then locked up in jail.
Santa now is out there with your presents
And so you can stop sending all that mail!
OOC: This was taken from the parody Grandma Rules by Bob Tucker