Ah right,here we on track.I know human xPony is weird and strange,Ill do one on fimfiction.
Now our Captain is starting to mentally crack,and the USAF(United States Air Force)is coming for Equestria,how will he hold up?.

Equestrian Air Force Base(EAFB):Captain "Striker".

Although Rainbow Dash was kind enough to show me round my new home for the duration of my visit until the Air Force came to blow this place to hell.I was not feeling well...my wife and daughter are are humans here who are fucking ponies,this is isnt right and neither is this place either.
And yet everything is so simple and peaceful...

"And that concludes the names of the people here,where the buildings there is...".The pegasus pointed to some defences but she couldnt remember them.
"OH YEAH!,SAM (Surface to air missle) sites and CIWS(Close in Weapon system,basically a minigun) and stuff like that".She concluded before standing next to me.I was alot bigger then the blue pony and could pretty much crush her if I wanted to.

"So,do you fly with the jets sometimes?".I asked,eager to know if ponies could infact do manuvers with fighters.
"Totally,its sooo cool!".She replied in her tomboy accent.

*Sound of multiple jet engines*
"WOOOOOOOO HOOOO!"I heard the female scream and pound her hoofs in the air as a bunch of SU35s flew overhead,thier massive engines creating a black trail of them were about 20 ponies,they were all in a V shaped formation.

The air force base itself was unique. A vertiable paradise surrounded by fighter planes and weapons buildings were a mixture of this weird Equestrian building and human amazing.
The ground was tarmac like a standard airbase,but it was coated with a light substance...magic I guess.

This is all going to be destroyed when the bombers arrive.
Should I tell them?.

Why would I care anyway?,my best things in life were dead and I would happily join them in death.
I frowned,clenched my fists and began to pace up and down while Rainbow Dash stared at me like I was mad or something.
"Hey Captain!".I recognised that posh English voice from anywhere and I turned around to see Roger walking towards me with his flight helmet off and even more suprising,Princess Celestia had also made a visit as she was mumbeling to him in a low voice.

"Afternoon Roger,what pleasure do I owe you in this weird and completly peaceful place?".I answered quickly,suddenly feeling hot as the local tempreature increased massivly,like that princess had something to do with controlling this place or something.
"Nothing much,I see that you dont have a plane to fly right?".
"Are you sure he can fly a plane Roger?,hes only been here for a day".Celestia inturrpted him with a raised eyebrow too.
"Yeah Im sure,this guy looks like hes been in the airforce for a "long" time".Roger qouted,eyeing my pilots was highly discintive.
"Fair enough,Rainbow Dash you accompany him".Celestia asked the pegasus next to me.
"OH YEAH,now I can show you my awesome moves as the best flyer in all of Equestria!".She pretty much orgy-screamed.

"Yeah Ill fly,what plane?".I asked,wanting to get this deppression out of my head for a flying seemed to be the best there were two problems.
One:I had no idea which plane,there were either Euro-Fighter Typhoons which were different from my F15,the MIG29s and SU35s were extremely agile and I bet the SU35 could out turn the new F22"Raptor" coming into service.

"Take your pick,I have time".Roger classically said,like a true Brit.
"Choice of three planes Captain".Celestia added,wanting to see which one I would pick.
"Hurry up!".The rainbow haired Pegasus got a bit impatient.

"Ill have the SU35,Ive always wanted to out turn the F22".

EAFB-SU35 Flanker:Captain "Striker".

This plane is godly,Im makes my F15 looks like a B52 compared to this insanity.
"Hahah enjoying yourself".Mikhail radioed,laughing slightly in that hard accent that made me cringe sometimes.
"Totally,this thing is insane".I radioed back before turning into a loop.

Wait,this isnt a loop.

I wanted to go into a loop to test the agility of this thing but the flanker had other ideas,this one was awesome.
The plane flipped 360degrees INSIDE its own radius,even the F22 wasnt as flawless.
Basically,I was seriously enjoying myself,the agility was amazing.

"Rainbow Dash,where are you?".I asked.
"On the right of you".

I looked to my right and sitting on the wing was a bored looking Pony who was being casual pretty much.
"Fancy a race?".I asked.
"Ha,Ill beat you in 10...seconds..flat!".
"Prove it!".

Okay here it goes.
I pushed the accelerator down and the afterburners kicked back into life.I was pushed into the chair as the massive twin jet engines roared.
I left Rainbow in the dust,the last thing I saw was her confused face.
"That was exactly..lets see,Ill say 10seconds...FLAT".