Unexpectedly Expected Chapter: 4
Lollipop
Author's note: I'm back! I DIDN"T die, don't worry! Sorry for the wait, life has been interesting since my last update.
Somehow Professor McGonagall convinced me that down the hall there is a magic candy land. ( It's like there's a hyper parasite controlling my brain and emotions. -_-) So, happily I skipped down the hall singing enthusiastically "Lollipop, lollipop, ooooo lolli, loli, lolli, lolli lolliPOP!" And on the last "POP!" Spit went flying everywhere, and drool trailed down unto my robes. (Peachy….)
"Now Miss Granger, I need you to follow me into this BIG door, and onto the fluffy chair. Okay?" (She has got to be kidd- wait a minute! I'm falling for this! Oh My GOSH! I'm totally not in control right now!) McGonagall said this all, like a mother would console a child going to the dentist.
With a childlike "Okaaaaaaay!" my legs started to run, in front, behind and around McGonagall, in little circles, with arms airplane like. It was obviously a sight to see, and I think I could her Malfoy and his goons snickering behind a pillar or stairwell. Once we approached the big red doors of the infirmity room, I decided it would be a good time to act likely a bunny and hop around. So there we were standing in front of the Infirmity, me bouncing around for ten minutes straight, tongue hanging out like a dog in a moving automobile.
"Now Miss Granger, can we please just open the doors?"
"But I don't wanna go into that room, I wanna hop like a rabbit!"
Sighing, McGonagall opened the doors, and I hopped into the room. Madam Pomfrey, quickly got me to sit in a waiting chair.
"What's wrong? " Madam Pomfrey said with a hasty tone. Looking around I notice that all of the beds are occupied.
Noticing my gaze Madam Pomfrey said, "They all decided it would be funny to make a stink bomb potion, well look where that got'em!"
"It looks like Miss Granger has gotten spiked with a hyper potion."
With a twinkle in her eye, Madam Pomfrey walked around to her office.
Sudden boredom struck me, and the only cure was to swing my legs like a school girl.
Not too quickly Madam Pomfrey came out of her office with a jar of Lollipops. (Oh the Irony!)
"Here sweetie, one of these should make you right as rain!"
Greedily plunging my hand into the jar, squealing like a two year old, I produced a bright, red, lollipop. (Now I'm going to have to work out for a week after all that high fructose corn syrup!)
The lollipop is soon submerged into my mouth. A sickening cacophony of slurps, and gulps, are released from my mouth. (EWW! That's an attractive noise Hermione…)
As soon as I get the lollipop, the potion wares off.
"Ewwww!" I say as I dispose of the sugary lollipop, and run to the nearest mirror, only to see a red ring of saliva and sugar combined on my face. ( Bleh….. Where's Ron when you need him….on second thought keep him away! He would try to lick this sticky mess off of me. Stupid boy and his stomach!)
Grabbing a tissue, I tried to wipe this mess off, but the tissue ended up getting stuck on my face!
This is going to take a while!...
Thank you for reviewing and sticking with my stories. I'm sorry I have been neglecting them, but I've been busy with theatre and school.