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Carlisle rubbed his forehead and sighed in exasperation. This was really quite a perfect way to test the theory if vampires could get headaches. Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, and Edward sat lined up, side by side on the couch, heads hung in shame.
"Would anyone care to share?"
No one so much as made eye contact, but Alice was holding back a smile for some reason. Carlisle sighed again. Esme gave him a reassuring squeeze on his shoulder.
"Children, if we have to move again well...it was inevitable anyway, being immortals and all. However, an explanation on why I have to leave behind this beautiful garden I just finished, would help me to not feel so dejected about it."
Carlisle was the one trying not to smile now, Esme was guilting them into talking. His sweet wife could certainly be more devious than most people thought.
"Poor Jasper just got a little confused...EDWARD HAD TO GO AND TELL EVERYONE WE WERE VAMPIRES!" Alice snapped.
"EXCUSE ME! Carlisle, I just said I sparkle a bit, and certainly no one knew what I meant by that, most just thought I meant I was homosexual."
Emmett cracked a laugh. If looks could kill, the one Edward gave Emmett would have defiantly done the trick.
"Besides I was more that pushed to my limits, Rosalie and Emmett acting the way they did, and then this with Jasper."
"Jasper? What happened? D-Did you feed from someone?" Carlisle hated to assume the worst, but what else could have happened.
Jasper's eyes widened in horror. Alice was quick to jump to his defense.
"Jasper has been doing so well, he hasn't so much as had a drop of human blood."
"No, he was too busy looking for Charlie in the bushes." Emmett joked.
"Your thinking of The Vietnam War, Emmett." Edward interjected.
"Whatever, it was funny." Emmett huffed.
"I thought it was funny, babe." Rosalie sympathized.
"You know what? I do not even need an explanation. As long as no one is dead...and we are not in risk of the Volturi paying us visit..?"
"No, I think we are safe...as long as we leave." Edward answered.
Jasper sunk down into the sofa, looking rather miserable. Esme reached for his hand and pulled him up into her embrace.
"It's alright dear. We are both so proud that you are getting better control of your thirst, this isn't even a big deal." Carlisle nodded in agreement. He turned to face the others.
"No shenanigans this time around children."
Emmett laughed again. "Shenanigans?"
Carlisle gave him a stern look.
Emmett put on his best serious face.
"Perhaps we will have better luck in Forks, Washington."Carlisle offered.
"We are going back there? Won't they remember us?" Edward asked.
"No...I think we have been away long enough. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?"