~~BAD SIGNAL~~
Fanfic: 1419
Rating: T for obscene gestures and threatening of lives...or just Tajima's, really.
Summary: Mihashi hits Tajima square on the chest during a game for making dirty signs. Poor, poor Tajima.
Character(s): insulted!Mihashi vs. aching!Tajima
Genre(s): humor
Date Written: 24 June 2011
Date Published: 5 July 2011
Word Count: 307
Dedication: VA coz their baseball team is BEASTIN by holding themselves at two runs and going for twelve innings after scoring their second in the eighth. BEASTS!
AN:/: I own nothing. Forgive crappiness. I'm bored and wanted to write to stave of sleep.
Tajima grinned.
Mihashi floundered.
The entire stadium nearly died after what came next.
The poor, misguided soul of Tajima held two split fingers, but instead of down in part of a sequence, he brought them up to his lips before spelling out Abe in sign language. The instant he finished the motion, he regretted it.
Anger flared in Mihashi as he literally hauled off and nailed Tajima in the chest with a fastball. Hard. His fastest time in fact, the megatron registering it as a 133 mph ball. The ump just stared, not even bothering to help the stunned catcher to his feet.
The batter fainted. Um, what happens when that happens?
The megatron did an instant replay of the amazing scene, as if to assure themselves that the pitcher with legendary control had * really * just done that.
Yep. He had.
The Nishiura players broke the silence first as they laughed until passing out. Well, except Abe, but he is kinda still too stunned to really say anything, he also couldn't do much seeing as he was in the . Then, then he starts screaming.
"TAJIMA IF YOU COST US THIS GAME I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!" The furious catcher steps down from the bench and tries to take a step only to fall on his face unconscious. Yeah, like Momokan was going to pick him up and put him back on the bench.
The umps called a meeting on the pitcher's mound. Um, yeah, maybe Mihashi shouldn't have done that, but really, did Tajima * have * to antagonize the battery? Really?
"We're not going to count that throw. Do NOT do it again."
Mihashi floundered, doing his best impression of a fish. The umps smiled, remembering their days on the field.
Ah, baseball, what would the world do without it?