Dude, You Aren't In MapleStory!

by Randomness from Boredom

You know you've been playing too much MapleStory when you try to change channels in real life. And so many more wacky signs showing you're too obsessed. Maple has changed a lot since this was last updated.

2. I'm Getting too Scared of You

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You make your own costume of your Maple character's apparel and wear it yourself outside. When people say, "Hey, it isn't Halloween!" you say, "Of course it isn't! I know that. This is my normal clothing, idiot! It's better than yours!"

Whenever you start Maple on your computer, you say you're getting in touch with your true self and life.

You write a MapleStory fanfiction and say it is realistic fiction and not fantasy.

You dramatize your Maple life to others, using big words and long sentences and a lot of figurative language. Like for example, you talk about it all cheesily like me in the fanfiction Azura.

When you see people who run exceptionally fast or are exceptionally strong (even on TV), you call them a hacker and call the police on them.

When people ask you about your clothes or the stuff you want, you tell them to click on you to see your 'equipment' and 'wishlist'.

You have absolutely no education…your magician/warrior/thief/bowman training is your priority. You MUST be the top of your class!

You spend all your time making your Maple hairstyle on yourself…and end up ruining the whole darn thing. You also dye it too, but it turns out a completely different color.

By the way, you also expected your hairstyle to stay like that...without any hairspray or anything. That means you think your hair will stick straight up or something.

When someone shows disgust or scared feelings toward a snail, you call them a noob and strike the snail with the MapleStory sword you made yourself without bothering to wash it. (Snails are NASTY! Gotta hate 'em.)

Every time someone calls you a noob (AT ANYTHING), you say, "I'm not a noob, I'm level ( )!" But level ( ) at WHAT?!?

Whenever you write in school, you use chatspeak and say it's normal when questioned/corrected. That is, IF you go to school.

When you get mad at people in real life, you say, "Hey! I'm gonna defame you OMG GET BACK HERE SO I CAN CLICK ON YOUUUU!" Then you shout at surrounding people to mass defame them, calling those people noobs when they don't do anything.