A/N: Hey I got this up a day before I planned to YAY! This is probably the longest chapter I've ever written and it was typed on my phone! I basically stayed up all night writing this (I couldn't go to sleep with all the ideas in my head). So I hope you like this! When my beta edited on my computer she told me it was 12 pages! Two chapters ago I introduced some new O.W.C.A. agents. I just want to make sure you knew what animals they were(even though you could probably geuss).
Agent F. = Fred the Fox. Agent R. = Randy the Racoon Agent S. = Stanly the star-nosed mole. These three district is in Rainbow Village.
Agent C. = Chris the Cricket Lives in Seattle with Peter The Panda.
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"Wow you look a lot better Perry," Candace said as she examined the platypus. Perry was standing on his own and looked as if he was never tortured, though he still had a few bandages on him. "What kind of medicine did you guys use?" She asked the other Agent P. Agent C. answered her though.
"Ancient Chinese remedy,"
Candace nodded and listened in awe as he continued to tell her about how the treatment worked and its origin. Perry used this opportunity to slip away with Agent F. & R. to the other side of the room.
"Are you sure that there are no cameras in here?" Perry asked in a whisper. This caused Agent F. to scoff. "I'm the best at making, installing, and finding cameras. No one can out-spy me."
Perry nodded and apologized quickly. The last thing he needed was Agent F. being mad at him. "Have orders come in yet?" He asked, changing the subject.
"We don't know yet," Agent R. said gesturing towards another hole in the ground. "Agent S. left to get them from Agent E. The service down here is terrible."
Perry let the information soak in. He had to stop Doofensmirtz! This town had obviously made him a threat and threats needed to be dealt with. He felt the ground shake slightly beside him and when he looked down he saw Agent S. squirming out of the hole he just made. Perry looked over at Candace to see if she had noticed his entrance, but luck was on his side and she was still paying attention to the history lesson (which surprised him greatly).
"Well what did Major Monogram say?" Perry asked.
"He said that we need to get your fedora and watch back since it has our technology infused in it and find a way to get Doofensmirtz away from this town. There are just too many evil, evil geniuses in the town. We don't need another one." Agent S. said looking directly at Perry. "Oh and here's some fake hair (Fur) so your family won't get suspicious." He handed Perry the wig, which fit perfectly.
"How are we supposed to lure him back to Danville?" Agent R. asked.
"Well we still need to get revenge on him for hurting Perry." Peter said, popping out of nowhere. "How about we teach him a little lesson?"
"As long as it's not too harsh I suppose." Agent S. said with a hint of a warning. They were the good guys. They couldn't do anything terrible to him like he did to Perry.
"I say if the quack can dish it, he can take it." Agent F. muttered, but knew everyone could still hear him.
"All I want is the technology back," Perry sighed, but then smirked at Agent F. "But you have full permission to use all force necessary to help me." This seemed to satisfy Agent F. so Agent S. brought up something else he thought was important.
"What about the girl? Is she going to help us fight Doofensmirtz?"
Perry shook his head; he could've laughed at the thought of Candace fighting.
"She'll assist Agents E. and C. with helping us escape after he pushes the self-destruct button." Peter said and nobody seemed to have an issue with that.
"There's a self-destruct button?" Perry asked, he thought that with all the villains around someone would've told him not to install one of those.
"Old habits die hard." Peter concluded.
Perry looked over at Candace, who was now looking at him. Agent C. must have finished his story. Perry smiled at her to make it look like they weren't talking about anything serious. Candace smiled back and walked to the group.
"So are we going home now?" Candace asked wanting to get home soon. They had to get home by tonight.
"In an hour or two," Agent R. answered. "You, Agent C., and Agent E. (Who's outside waiting) will go and get everything prepared for an escape. The rest of us will be going up to get our tech. back from Doofensmirtz."
"Won't that be dangerous?" Candace asked, the question directed to Perry.
"Yeah," The platypus said simply. "But all the missions I go on are."
Candace nodded. "Okay, but be careful."
"Always am." He replied smiling. He really hoped that she didn't hug him. He was around his co-workers and that would be embarrassing.
"Okay let's move out!" Agent F. said wanting to hurry up and give Doofensmirtz what's coming to him.
"It's good to see that you're doing well." Agent E. said to Candace when he first saw her. "The way Agent P. had worded the distress call it seemed like you were the one who was hurt really bad. That fool is always doing stuff like that- not that he's really a fool we were all just worried." He added that last part so he wouldn't offend Candace. Candace on the other hand was touched, but decided to stay focused.
"What do you need me to do?" She asked looking at Agent E.
They were currently on top of a building across from Doofensmirtz. Candace was surprised that they got out undetected, but agent F. said that part of the building was old and rotting so Doofensmirtz couldn't install cameras.
"Well," Agent E. said pointing his wing over to a stack of boxes behind him. "It's a lot cheaper to buy the parts of a jetpack and then put them together ourselves. So Agent C. will help guide you through the process. I have already made one for you to look at. You just have to make the other four. I'll be sitting on top of the lightning rod waiting for their signal. You have to get them all done before then. Once we get the signal we'll fly over, get them their jet packs, and get out of there."
"Okay!" Candace said determinedly, she wasn't going to screw this up.
Perry had his back against the wall as Agent R. spoke.
"Okay, once we go up those stairs and around the corner we'll be instantly under surveillance."
"If luck is on our side then he'll think that I'm still injured and won't notice us until we get close to him." Perry added.
"On my mark." Agent F. said. "Three...two...one...Mark!"
All the agents sprinted up the stairs. Agents F. and P. (Peter) were in the front. Perry was in the middle and Agents S. and R. were covering his back. When they passed the corner alarms went off instantly. Agent F. cursed under his breath and they all got into fighting position. Soon UFO-like robots were flying straight toward them shooting laser beams.
They all dodged the attacks easily and kept going forward, but as more robots came flying toward them they knew that they were in trouble. Agent F. jumped up in the air and landed on one. He used his strength to direct its beam toward the others. They were destroyed instantly. Agent F. punched the one he was riding on and jumped off before it blew up. The others went on ahead of him so he ran faster to catch up with them.
When he reached them again he saw that they were being attacked not only by the UFOS, but by robotic spiders. The group was having a hard time defeating them. Agent F. joined the battle. There seemed to be hundreds of these annoying robots everywhere. Agent P. and Perry were destroying as many of the UFOs as they could using the same technique Agent F. used. Agents S. and R. were fighting the spiders. They seemed harder to destroy then the UFO'S, so Agent F. joined them. On top of that they had to avoid the destroyed UFOs as they came crashing down.
Perry threw another UFO into the wall and jumped onto another one to use its beams against the others. Peter was doing the same thing and they had basically destroyed all the robots that came their way. Soon Perry noticed that there were little to no reinforcements coming to replace the fallen UFO robots and eventually destroyed the last one. As he landed on the ground (crushing two robo-spiders in the process) he thought,
"Something bigger is on its way."
Everyone else seemed to have the same thought and all looked at him.
"Go on ahead Perry!" Agent S. yelled. "We can handle this!"
Perry didn't hesitate as he ran past the swarm of spiders and down the hall leaving his team. He stopped, however, when he heard a swish. He turned around and saw two buff- humanoid robots rise from the floor a couple of feet behind them. One raised its arm and shot a laser toward Agent S., who had barley dodged it because it was so fast. When the smoke cleared they all saw that a chunk in the floor was missing. If the agents were shocked they hid it well as they made distance between them and the two robots while still fighting the robo-spiders.
Perry knew that he had to help them and turned back to help them, but Peter's glare stopped him. The robots haven't seen him yet. He could still escape and get his stuff. Perry realized that he wouldn't be of any use without his tools. So he continued running, his friends could handle themselves until he came back. He turned a corner where he saw a door that lead to the stairs. He quickly went in and shut the door. He paused to catch his breath. He was currently five floors underground. That meant he had a long way to go before he got to Doofensmirtz. After one deep breath the platypus sprinted up the steps.
As he went he noticed that the security cameras were following him. He tried to keep himself calm. Just because they were following him didn't mean that Doofensmirtz knew he was coming toward him. Agent F. had told him that they were motion activated, so there was a good chance that he still had the element of surprise.
"Hey! Come and take a look at this Norm." Doofensmirtz said motioning Norm to join him at the surveillance screens. When the robot was beside him he continued.
"Look Major Monogram must've sent backup when Perry the platypus didn't show up." The evil doctor was nearly giddy. He was finally in the big leagues. No more Mr. nice guy. Being in this town had taught him things and now that he knew them he was going straight to the top. He laughed maniacally to himself.
"They won't even get near him," He said confidently. The agents were faring well, but he pushed a couple of buttons that made more robots join the fight. There was no way that they could defeat them. The agents would tire eventually, and that's when he would get them.
"Norm!" He said getting the robots attention away from the screen. "When the agents are defeated grab their gadgets and throw them in the cell with Perry and that girl. Make sure to chain them to the wall along with Perry the platypus, he should be waking up anytime now. We wouldn't want to give him any opportunity to escape, now would we?"
"No sir," Norm answered nervously. He didn't like how his master had been acting lately, but as long as he was happy Norm would still do his bidding. He immediately left with no further comment.
Doofensmirtz closed his eyes and leaned back in his chair when he heard Norm leave.
"This is the life!" He thought sighing, relaxing into the chair. He was mildly aware that he was fiddling with Perry the platypus's watch (which was turned off for the fact that he had accidentally trapped himself in a net). Thinking if the watch made him want to know what time it was. He peeked his eyes open to look at the time his monitor held. It was almost 4:30 pm.
"Oh, dang it!" He thought as he jumped out of his seat. "I should've told Norm to bring that girl back with him. Those animals who want her will be here at 5:30." He grabbed his walkie-talkie and quickly told Norm to grab her. After doing that he went to lay down on the couch to take a nap. He knew that there was no point in watching the screens; he would win in the end. He tossed the watch on the floor next to Perry the platypus' hat and that girl's earpiece. He closed his eyes fully prepared to go to sleep, but the door slamming back open caused him to open them back up.
"Norm?" He thought confused. Doofensmirtz didn't get up so he didn't see him, but he knew that the robot couldn't be done with his errand that quickly. Making his thought heard, he screamed.
"Norm! What are you doing? I told you already if you forget to put your lotion on before you leave then you're just going to have to wait until you're done!"
There was no response.
"Weird," Dr. Doofensmirtz thought to himself. "Usually he'd be begging for forgi-" His thoughts were interrupted when he saw a platypus running toward the gadgets.
Doofensmirtz shot up, "Nooooo!"
But it was too late Perry had grabbed them and with a dramatic flip had his fedora on his head, watch strapped on his wrist, and the P.A.T. was tucked somewhere safe in his hat.
"Perry the platypus." Doofensmirtz snarled, glaring at his nemesis. He knew that he should have chained him when he put him in the cell.
"Calm down Heinz." He said to himself, "This is just a minor setback. There's no way he is fully recovered. You'll have him back in his cell and chained up in no time." He laughed and got into a fighting stance, which Perry immediately copied.
Doofensmirtz motioned for Perry to make the first move.
"Bring it on platypus!"
Candace winced as she hit her finger with the hammer, again.
"Maybe we should take a break." Agent C. suggested kindly, not wanting her to hurt herself further.
Candace shook her head angrily. She hadn't even finished the first jetpack! The estimated time to put this together was five minutes and she was barely done with the first one after 20 minutes! She should've been finished by now! They could send the signal any minute now! After slamming the hammer down on the metal one last time she started to connect the straps.
"Done!" She yelled triumphantly, "Now let's get the others' finished!" Hopefully she could get the other ones finished in time.
Perry charged toward Doofensmirtz, ready to throw a punch, but he dodged at the last second. Perry, somehow, didn't stumble and when he turned around to face him again had to duck because of the kick that was aimed at him. The kick had caused Doofensmirtz to lose his balance. Perry took advantage of that and punched him in the face causing the Dr. to fall to the ground. Perry smirked in triumph, but he knew that this was far from over.
"Cheap trick." He heard Doofensmirtz grumble. Two seconds later the platypus was on his back trying to figure out how he got there.
"Two bad I know more!" Doofensmirtz laughed as Perry scrambled to get up. When he looked back up at him he noticed that the doctor was just getting up himself. There was a rug crumpled next to his feet. Perry realized that he was standing on a rug that Doofensmirtz had pulled up from under him. The platypus realized that he needed to be more aware if surroundings.
"What's wrong Perry the platypus? Scared that you're going to lose?" Doofensmirtz teased.
"Oh that's it!" Perry thought, jumping and aiming another punch toward the wacko, but Doofensmirtz seemed to be two steps ahead of him. Somehow the doctor had grabbed his wrist before the punch hit him and threw Perry across the room. Perry tried not to show that he was in pain as he hit the wall. By the time he got himself back into a standing position, Doofensmirtz had kicked him down again. Perry struggled to get up again causing Doofensmirtz to laugh.
"What's the matter Perry the platypus? You don't have strength to continue fighting?" Doofensmirtz laughed harder as he continued to watch the platypus struggle. Doofensmirtz grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and had him face him.
"Did you really thank you could escape me?" Doofensmirtz asked. Perry only glared at him; while he was talking he could regain some strength.
"Don't worry though." The doctor continued. "I will feed you twice a day and if you behave I won't have to be cruel."
"Let him speak." Perry thought to himself, while taking deep breaths. "They are only words. Words can't hurt me. I have to wait for the perfect opportunity to attack."
"Too bad you are going to be lonely." Doofensmirtz continued.
"What's he talking about?" Perry thought, not liking his tone in voice.
"You see, your little friend is about to be sold in about an hour-" Doofensmirtz was interrupted when something wet hit his eyes and blinded him.
"Did you just spit in my face?" Doofensmirtz asked absolutely disgusted as he attempted to get it off with his sleeve. Perry didn't give him an opportunity though, as he sent a series of kicks and punches at Doofensmirtz and all of them hit their mark. Doofensmirtz dropped to the ground and rolled away causing Perry to stop his assault. When he stood back up he had a crowbar in his hand.
"Why won't you stay down?" He asked almost desperately. "I have wasted so much time out of my life and I still can't defeat you! You can't even begin to understand how that feels!" He held the crowbar like a bat and started to swing it crazily at Perry, trying to hit him.
"Why won't you just give up?" He asked bitterly, getting angry that he couldn't hit his target. "It's hopeless! All your little buddies have been captured and soon you'll be too!" Doofensmirtz destroyed almost all of the space aiming for Perry, but the platypus kept dodging waiting for an opportunity to strike. Footsteps made the two stop and turn.
"Nooooo!" Doofensmirtz said, nearly hysterical.
Perry smiled as he saw the other agents standing confront of him. Dr. Doofensmirtz was still distracted so he got out his rod and hit him in the shin. The shock and pain caused Dr. Doofensmirtz to drop the crowbar as he sunk to the floor cradling his knee.
Agent S. quickly went to an open window and shot a flare gun out.
Doofensmirtz was in a state of shock.
How did this happen?
He wasn't supposed to lose!
They told him he couldn't lose!
"Who said you guys could leave!" He said getting up despite the pain in his knee. The agents had gathered around the window.
"I was supposed to be on top!" He grabbed to crowbar again. "So I have to stop them."
He didn't get two steps near them because Peter the Panda and the fox were on him in two seconds.
"Candace!" Agent E. swooped down and landed beside her. "There's the signal! Are they finished?" He asked in a rushed voice.
"Shoot" Candace thought as she hammered the metal harder. "This is the last one! Just take the others and go ahead! I'll be there in a minute."
Agent E. seemed to hesitate for a moment, but went to grab for the finished jetpacks. Agent C. jumped on his shoulder and they were off. Candace finished with the hammer and quickly put on the strap.
"I hope this supports us." She thought nervously. She didn't have the time to put it on securely enough like she did the other ones. She turned the jetpack on and was at the building in seconds. She saw where Agent E. was and flew next to him. They were hovering next to an open window. She saw everyone from the window as Agent E. handed them their jetpacks.
"I only gave him what he deserved!" Agent F. said putting the jetpack's straps around his arms. "I don't know why I'm the only one you are yelling at Agent S.! Peter was the one who actually knocked him out!"
"You two can argue later!" Perry interrupted. "Let's just go!"
He jumped from the window and into Candace's arms. Someone had decided that since they live together that it would be a waste of money to give him a jetpack since his was currently in the repair shop. Candace caught him easily and made sure her grip on the family's beloved pet was secure. Everyone else blasted from the window and surrounded them.
"See you guys later!" Agent F. said cheerfully.
"Come back here anytime!" Agent R. said shaking Candace's hand.
"Yes this certainly has been interesting." Agent S. said, more to himself then to them, but they accepted the strange goodbye. The three blasted off. Peter the panda regarded them with a nod. Agent C. waved as he jumped on Peter's shoulder and a second later they were headed back to Seattle.
Agent E. was about to say something, but his watch started beeping. He answered it and the major had a mission for him.
"No rest for the weary!" He joked as he flew off.
"Let's go get our stuff at the motel and split!" Candace said speeding away. She ended up agreeing to take the long way there. Perry had convinced her that by some way they would be home in the nick of time. The long route also meant that they were traveling above the beautiful water. Perry told her to fly higher so not too many civilians saw them. Candace did what she was told, but the moment she did she noticed something and gripped Perry tighter.
"Perry! We're going to fall!"
"What do you mean we're going to fall?" He asked, his voice panicked.
Candace chuckled, "Well you see...what had happen was-"
The agent groaned, it was never good when a teenager began a sentence like that.
"I didn't put the straps on securely-"
"What do you mean you didn't put them on securely?"
"I didn't have enough time!"
"Why are you talking about it? Why didn't you just fly lower?"
"Good idea I'll do it NOOOOOW!"
It was too late the rocket and the strap separated. Candace screamed as they plummeted toward the water.
The group had been playing around at sea all day after finding Biff. After the first round of water skiing they had had lunch. Afterwards Isabella had taken a much needed nap. While she was asleep Holly and Gretchen went scuba diving (for fun). Buford had refused when they asked him to join them. After he had put Biff in his bowl and fed him, the bully refused to leave his side. Tim had convinced him to go skiing, but Ferb had to hold him. After Isabella woke up they did another round of skiing "Okay! Who wants to be the last skier of the day?" Tim asked.
Everyone had raised their hand.
"Okay," Tim hummed, thinking of the best way to handle the situation. "I got it!" He exclaimed and snapped. "Pick a number between 1 and 1000."
The group all guessed and Tim announced the winner, "Have fun Rick!"
The teen didn't have time to celebrate because it seem all the *losers* had something they wanted to say.
"This was completely rigged!" Buford screamed.
"Yeah you're his uncle!" Rico agreed.
"I demand a rematch!" Isabella joined in laughing; she found the whole situation funny.
"Ferb, how possible is it that those two cheated?" Gretchen asked.
"Very," Ferb answered simply.
"Then a rematch is necessary," Holly concluded.
Rick rolled his eyes and looked at Buck. "You're on my side, aren't you?"
Buck laughed at his friend's misfortune.
"Well," he drew out the word. "I don't know, he is your uncle so why wouldn't he let you win?"
"You're all just mad because I won!" He said as he put the skis on, grabbed the handles, and jumped into the water.
"Start the boat," He yelled to Bob (who has driving the boat) and was soon above the water screaming with joy. The others watched jealously.
"He screams like a girl." Buford said laughing.
"Wait, that's not him screaming." Ferb thought looking at Rick. "Why does it sound so familiar?" For some reason or another Ferb looked up.
"Candace?" He said out loud shocked. His outburst caused everyone to look up as well.
"Candace!" They all screamed, and then looked at each other. "You know Candace?"
Ferb didn't even pay attention to the rushed stories on how they knew his sister. He was too busy watching her fall. He then realized that Perry was in her arms. Could he save them? He was about to turn and ask for something when he saw his sister tense and float up a couple of feet. She had on a parachute. Everyone sighed in relief. Bob stopped the boat and Rick scrambled to get the skis off. A minute or two later Candace landed in the water a couple of feet away from the boat. With the skis off Rick swam over to her to help free her from the parachute and helped her swim the edge if the boat. Buck and Rico pulled her on the boat while Isabella rushed forward with towels. Once Candace and Perry were all wrapped up Tim asked,
"Now what sort of adventure have you been on young lady?"
Candace smiled and replied,
"You wouldn't even believe me if I told you."
"Sir? Please wake up." Norm said, shaking his master. When the robot had gone to the cell he had found it empty, but accidentally locked himself in there. Once he got back out he saw that the fighting robots were destroyed and when he had returned to the office he found his master on floor with a black eye. He decided to treat the minor wounds before he woke him up. Though that was proving to be difficult.
"Sir!" The robot whined.
"What?" Doofensmirtz groaned annoyed. He swatted Norm's hands away and sat up.
"Ugh they really got me this time." He thought rubbing his sore muscles. He reached into his ear and pulled out a mechanical tube.
"They said this thing was guaranteed to enhance my evil enough to let me win against Perry the platypus." He complained to Norm. "Well at least I can get my money back," he grumbled. "It wasn't even that great of a product! I don't even remember the things I did over the last couple of days!" He grabbed his head and tried to remember, but was interrupted when an alarm on the computer started.
"Was I supposed to be doing something?" he asked, gently getting up. He was about to go to the computer and see what it was, but heard a terrifying hoot.
He turned around to see a menacing looking barn owl glaring at him. He was about to ask it why it was there when he heard other, just as terrifying, animal noises. He was surrounded!
"Why are they here?" Doofensmirtz asked himself when it hit him. All of his memories came back to him in a snap.
"Norm get me out of here!"
Perry was grateful that they had wrapped him in a towel because it helped avoid the questions about his injuries. Ferb had come to pet him once he was on the boat. When they went to shore he made himself scarce, not even Candace knew where he was at the moment. The platypus shifted from his position from the tree he was in and jumped out. He decided to pack their things so they wouldn't be in so much of a hurry.
Candace sighed as she leaned against a log as the gang swapped stories. When they had returned to shore the boys started telling the group about how she was so famous. Ferb and the fireside girls instantly knew how stupidly the fame was achieved and seemed to be laughing every time a kid came up and asked for an autograph. Buford on the other hand kept bowing every time he passed her. They sat around for a good while just chilling out. Ferb was sitting next to her and her head ended up lying on his shoulder from exhaustion.
"You ready to go home?" She asked, yawning, getting her head off his shoulder. They had told her about the teleportation device on the boat. Ferb immediately stood up and stretched, and then he held out his hand to help Candace up. Candace accepted the help and when they stood up everyone else did too. On their walk back to the motel the boys tried everything and anything to keep her there with them.
"I can't believe you have to go." Rick said sadly.
"I know, right? Can't you stay one more day?" Buck begged
"Yeah! We didn't even give you a tour!" Rico said sighing.
"You're going to make us cry!" They said in unison, all of them tearing up a little.
"We're here!" Isabella said in relief. She was really getting tired of their complaining. They saw a large circular platform in front of the building. It had a giant lamp-looking-thing hovering over it, so they guessed that it had to be the teleporter. Tim was nice enough to bring their things outside and after Candace had hugged the boy goodbye they were in their backyard.
"See you losers tomorrow," Buford said heading home with Biff.
"Tell Phineas that I'll be here tomorrow to tell him about our adventure!" Isabella said dreamily, skipping all the way home. The two other fireside girls quickly said their goodbyes and left.
"I don't know about you Ferb," Candace started while unlocking the door. "But I might sleep all day tomorrow!"
"I know how you feel." Ferb said as he entered the house behind her. Perry, who he was holding, squirmed out his grip and went down the hall. He shrugged and went back to his room to unpack. Once he was finished he sat on the couch and waited for his turn to use the shower. Perry had joined him, sitting on his lap while Ferb stroked his fur.
"Ferb I'm out!" Candace screamed as she came down the stairs fully dressed in her pajamas. Ferb carefully laid Perry down on the couch and headed up.
Candace took his place on the couch.
"What a day!" Candace said in a low voice.
"You did good Candace." Perry said smiling at the teen. Before she could say anything else they heard the front door open.
"We're home!" Linda's voice called out.
"Mom! Dad! Phineas!" Candace exclaimed as she shot up to meet them at the door.
"Yup," Perry agreed mentally, "We're all home."
Hey again! I geuss you say that this is the last chapter, but there is an epilogue. I also said that there is a sequel, but I"ll get that up after the The Upper Branch comes out! PLEASE REVIEW!