Note: Wow, this just came out of nowhere. Hehe. Not bad, I guess.
After you buy something from the store, you expect it to disappear and reappear back into your made inventory at home.
You sign up for some swordsmanship class thingy, like kenjutsu expecting to learn better use of your sword. When they don't let you use your paper Doombringer or whatever, you call them noobs.
You only eat one food and drink only water…saying that 500 HP and 800 MP is enough for you. Then you get fat and unhealthy and eventually die.
When you die, you expect a tombstone to fall down from the sky and you'll be floating in front of it with the body of a ghost…so it'll look like your head is just floating there….and floating there…
You expect to be revived after death, so you're not afraid of dying.
"But everyone dies! Mwuhahahaha!" you think. So you jump off a bridge, knowing you'll die but be revived, but you just die…
You expect books to open by themselves in front of your face when you 'click' (tap) on them.
You make your pet wear a costume at all times, ignoring people when they tell you it's not Halloween.
You go to the pet store and ask, "Where can I find the Jr. Reapers? You know the little ghosts that have faces like skulls?"
After every time you do something, you look above your head to see if that something gave you the final percent you needed to level. When seeing that you didn't level, you get mad.
If you can't go on MapleStory, you wait to see if you've leveled…in real life. When you don't level for a long, long time, you say you call it quits and kill yourself.
When someone is feeling really sad, you say, "Don't feel sad, just come home with me and I'll take you into a wonderland filled with happiness!" which is really MapleStory.
You walk out of the house and tell your parents that you're going to make a guild.