Dude, You Aren't In MapleStory!

by Randomness from Boredom

You know you've been playing too much MapleStory when you try to change channels in real life. And so many more wacky signs showing you're too obsessed. Maple has changed a lot since this was last updated.

4. Never Mind, This is Out of Control

You set up your own obstacle course, make your own PQ, and stand on the street shouting, "Recruiting PQ!"

When you go on a farm, you throw your (real) knives at the pigs. The farmer gets mad and forces you to eat the dead pigs.

When you see a person with a remarkable feature on the street, you keep poking them over and over again to see their character info. Then they get mad and call the police for harassment.

After you kill something, you expect it to always leave behind a drop and some coins. After an 'unsuccessful' day of not getting drops, you cry about your bad luck.

You think that school is a pq that you're forced to do everyday, each class being a stage, and the teachers being npcs.

You expect to be transported into MapleStory (your homeland) when you fall asleep.

So when you're bored in class, you tell your friend, "This is boring, I'm going to kill a balrog in my land now," then you fall asleep.

When people are born, you expect to see them in a green jumpsuit with an apple hat. (For those of you who quit MapleStory before the training camp came out, when you begin a new character you are automatically equipped in a green jumpsuit.)

When you see a guy (any guy) named Roger, you ask him, "Why didn't you give me a Roger's Apple! I thought you were supposed to be a good npc! You are unfair! Nooooo!"

When someone is crying over a person they love dying, you say, "It's okay, they'll be revived—they just lost a few experience points!"

Instead of saying, "Turn that frown upside down!" you say, "Turn that F4 into an F2!"

When you see an old Chinese man, you think he's the storage keeper and beg him to keep your stuff. Then he runs off with it.

When you see a RICHLY DRESSED Chinese man, you hold up your red envelope to him and beg for mesos. (Mr. Moneybags, lmao)

When you see some guy who's wearing a Maple leaf on his shirt (or anywhere) you hug him joyfully, happy that you've found one of your kind. Then he reports you for harassment.

You jump into water planning that your health will only drop bit by bit. When you feel the pain, you just lightly tell yourself you're just not used to your HP dropping like that. Then you drown.

You go swimming in a place where there a lots of fish and kill the fish happily with your self-made weapon, thinking it's Aqua Road. Then you get fined for killing.

When you look at the world map, you cry when you don't see that they drew a map of your beloved hometown Henesys.