~~Phase One~~

Rating: Alcohol and mentions of BL: SKIP IF YOU DON"T LIKE! Oh, time-skip.

Summary: What are those two planning for their not-so-better halves?

Character(s): Scheming!Mihashi and Scheming!Hanai (epic duo)

Genre(s): humor

Date Written: 22 September 2011

Date Published: 23 September 2011

Word Count: 231

Dedication: The thunderstorm that cleared away my writer's block. :D Thank you. And that also knocked out my WiFi. Having to post at school when I get my Muse back finally? Thanks Karma.

AN:/: I know...it's sad. And really, really bad. Will be a multi-shot within this collection. :D

"Okay, you got the stuff?"

Hanai grinned knowingly at Mihashi's question. How long had they waited for this day? The day Abe became of legal drinking age...how sweet revenge would be..."Yes."

Mihashi grinned, scrambling over his former captain, trying to get the bag held securely by only slightly longer arms. The struggle seemed to last longer than usual, but it was fine. It wasn't like they were naked or anything.

That would be weird...and suicidal if Abe found out about it.

"Give me the alcohol."

Hanai smirked, knowing just how badly everyone would pay to see the epic fight Abe would be sure to start with liquor in his system, and handed the bag to Mihashi. Tonight would be entirely epic.

He smirked again, reaching into his pocket as Mihashi danced away with the bag in tow. Hanai jumped slightly before blushing as his phone lit up. How did Tajima * do * that?

"Did you give him the stuff?"

He could almost hear the laugh in Tajima's voice, having to stifle his own. And the poor clean-up thought that he would be walking away from tonight scotfree. "Yeah, he got it. Now," Hanai couldn't help but chuckle. "Be a good boy and go get the costumes." If Abe found out about tonight...he, Mihashi, and Tajima would be...let's just leave it at that.

Phase one complete.