Here goes a few more 'you know you've been playing too much MapleStory when you...' thingys. Not very much left, but enjoy.
You call the police GM's. (credit to whosee for that—thanks!)
When you and your sister fight over the T.V, you say, "Hey, in my world, the only T.V we have is this gigantic screen outside that displays nothing but a warning to be careful! So you must let me hog the T.V for the next 12 hours or else!"
In school, when you write your biography for an assignment, you write, "I was born in the depths of Maple Island. I came to Victoria Island…" with dramatic (but really corny) details.
When you first see the mall, you're like, "Dang, how can so many people sell in such nice shops linked together! In my world, every shop was crappy and apart!"
In the mall, you ask everyone desperately where they have the potion shop. Then you get arrested on suspicions of being some sort of insane maniac necromancer or something.
"WHY ARE THERE ICE CREAMS IN THIS PLACE CALLED 'DREYERS' BUT NO RED POTIONS?!"
"The story of my life has been a terrible one, hindered by dark thoughts and trouble. Thoughts of necromancy haunted me day and night. It was torture within me whether to go along with the forbidden dark arts or stay clean. Every day, I felt that mental pain as I trained on slimes in Ellinia. And you call your pathetic life in which your whole house got burned down and you got attacked and kidnapped in Cambodia tragic?! YOU NOOB YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!"
You call little first-graders noobs 'cause they're 'low level'.
When your pet is still alive after 90 days, you get scared because it's a 'zombie' and call everyone to bring it down. Then you get arrested for animal abuse.
You write a fanfiction based on your character…but you don't call it a fanfiction, you call it an autobiography.
You cry when your teachers make you legally change your name…because 't3hicewiz4rd' just won't do…
You name your kid 'spearKING7493'...and when you have an unwanted one, you name them 'n00b3674'.
Wait, who would wanna have kids with you? Oh...dahotasasingrlXD (or shmexiiDITboi2), that's who! (Omg, I rhymed again for the millionth time...I've been rhyming involuntarily in my speech sometimes, which is really stupid!)
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