THIS FANFICTION ISN'T COMPLETE! REVIVED IT! I thought of new ones after quitting GMS and playing private servers.

When someone complains about their boss at work, you say, 'you think that's bad? Well, Well, in MY world, the bosses blast you with fire! Literally! I'm talkin' about Pianus man! And they got 3 heads too! Horntail!'

Your pets runs away in public because you were walking them without a leash. You had expected them to automatically follow you around.

Your pets starve and die because you think they were fed when you pressed the button with their food on it.

When there's an earthquake, you think it's just someone doing one of those skills that shake the ground and don't panic.

You starve because you have been drinking nothing but purple liquid, which you thought was a power elixir. You thought it would revive everything.

The only music you'll listen to is MapleStory music. And the songs you make with your 'guitar' (empty tissue box with rubber bands around it) You think it's pure art, while everything else is crap. Even classics.

You brag about being immortal, or at least never dying permanently so you must be above all humans. until someone kills you.

You brag how people can only experience maple through looking at the computer, while you can feel it.

When people tell you you're too obsessed, you say, 'you just haven't been lucky enough to feel its call and be touched by the Maple goddess!'

When your parents die, there's a glimmer of happiness underneath your mourning. At least now you'll get to be cool, strong, and independent like the kids in the MapleStory fanfictions.

You don't swear in real life, thinking you'll get a warning, no matter where you are. If you do swear, you mess up the word somehow and it sounds weird. Like 'fcuk'. And you write it like that too.

You think an electric guitar is a pole arm, not an instrument, and use it to smash 'monsters' (which are really the guitarist's stuffed animals). (There's an electric guitar as a pole arm in the cash shop.)

You also think cell phones are weapons. When you smash your mom's cell phone trying to kill a monster, you get pissed because that cell phone isn't supposed to break even if you slam it against the wall 1,000 times.

You wear the same clothes 24/7 and don't take showers. No need! Your appearance is supposed to stay perfect and clean 24/7 right?

You give little toddlers long, dramatic, 'inspirational' speeches to help them on their futures...as warrior, magicians, bowmen, thieves, and pirates! 'You'll have to train hard and stay determined to succeed! Kill lots and lots. Be free.'

You change your name to 'dragnniteMAN' and point your paper-mache pole arm at the people who won't let you do it.

When your kid complains about being named 'n00b142423' or 'thisnubsux12', you just tell them that you're an awesome Mapler whose kid just isn't good enough.

If you want to be someone else/roleplay, you make a new character on your account!