Note: I see this fanfic hasn't been updated in 3 years. Well, I've gone through quite a few different characters since then. I currently play as a Mercedes in Khaini and I'm working on my 27th medal since I'm a medal collector.
Many of the ones from the previous chapter are no longer valid. The ones from this chapter have to do with current Maple.
I don't write as well as I used to. I'm not as dramatic or funny anymore, so it's not as easy to come up with really good stuff. But some of this crap just came to me after I almost did the first one several times.
When selling your personal items online, you say S. TEXTBOOKS MSG ME H/O $125 -insert the 'at' symbol here 123456 times- (this site won't let me add all the symbols, but you get the idea.)
You walk into a pet store looking for permanent pets, thinking the workers are screwing with you when they say all the animals will die.
When you see a guy with dark skin and light hair, you think it's Aran and ask him what memories he's recovered.
You hold magnifying glasses over your items, thinking they'll reveal hidden potential. Instead they just reveal holes you didn't see.
When unlucky at sexually attracting partners, you look for equipment or quests that will give you more Charm EXP.
When you receive cologne or perfume, you get frustrated that you have to use the whole bottle in one wear just to get 5 Charm EXP. Same thing with a bottle of hand sanitizer for Diligence EXP.
Soon, you get tired of pouring several bottles of hand sanitizer and perfume all over yourself. You need that money for an Evolving Ring!
You attempt to forge accessories and equipment out of nothing but ores, abrasives, and molds using nothing but a pickaxe and fire that eventually liquefies you.
You shovel up every colorful plant you see, thinking you'll need it for herbalism with Saffron and alchemy with Aly in Ardentmill.
When you get in trouble for doing so, you promise to repay them in potions that'll increase their max HP.
You think you'll get a medal for exploring the world, so you decide to do so, including going to the most dangerous places.
You aren't afraid to fall from great heights and hurting yourself in the process because you'll get a nice-looking Human Cushion medal.
When you find yourself constantly awake between 12 and 3 AM, you call yourself a Creature of the Night.
When Christmas rolls around, you decide to celebrate Versalmas instead.
You buy several animals and airplanes to ride, thinking you'll receive medals for having so many mounts. You don't actually attempt to ride them all...or do you?
When you see a gumball machine, you think it's Gachapon and attempt to buy Gachapon tickets.
When your friend (if you have any friends left) tells you they got lucky, you ask them if it's because they got a fancy chair from Gachapon.
When you see crocodiles, you think they're escaped Crockys from Lionheart Castle and proceed to recruit a party to kill them with.
You constantly hurt your neck by looking up in the sky too much, attempting to find Phantom's Lumiere.
When a hobo asks for money, you get mad and say "Hey noob, this game has changed now! Shouldn't you have money? No? Well, then go kill some monsters and pick up the stuff they drop!"
You think some animals can talk. If they don't talk, they must be a monster that you can kill.
You get frustrated when you want to change channels but can't because people keep bumping into you, so you have to catch your breath and try again. So you try to isolate yourself and stand still as possible.
Screw mail and emails. You get messages by tapping lightbulbs or envelopes that appear over your head.
You think every castle you see is a theme dungeon, then you venture towards it even if you don't get an invitation. You must save someone or defeat and evil boss!
When you work out, you think of defeating Cygnus, Pink Bean, or Von Leon to motivate yourself. You've taped a poster of them on your wall.
When you see someone who is really strong, you ask them if they're wearing percent STR equips or accessories.
You think people are noobs when they don't have any medals. You're always wearing one, thinking it boosts your stats.
Sine you don't hear theme music everywhere you go, you compose your own theme music and play it loudly in public.
Note: The Creature of the Night refers to the Creature of the Night medal, which you get for logging in 7 nights in a row between 12 and 3 AM.