So, basically, I was watching "South Park," when this came up in my head... Be very afraid.
"What 'zeh boob?!"
"Why does everybody blame me?!"
APHAPHAPH Both America and Canada were outside, looking for someone they know to tell their new founded joke to. "There's Prussia! Hey, Prussia!" America started waving at the albino man.
"Hey, it's bridie's brother, and birdie!" Prussia told his pet bird, Gilbird. He waved back at America.
"Hey, Prussia, bro. Do you like fish'dicks?"
Prussia shrugged. "Yeah, they're okay."
"So you're saying that you like pushing fish'dicks into your mouth?"
"I guess..."
"What are you, a gay fish?!" America started laughing. It took Prussia a second to understand.
"Kesese~! That's funny. Did you come up with that, birdie?" He looked behind America to see Canada.
"Yeah-"
"Actually, we came up with the joke together. Oh hey, there's Germany! Germany!" America started running towards the tall, blond man.
"What is Germany doing in Canada?" Canada asked.
"He's visiting me, and your nation. Why, do you not want him here?"
"N-No, it's not like that! I was just wondering... It just seems kind of... Convenient."
"It does seem a little... Well, convenient, like you said."
"Hey, Germany! Do you like fish'dicks?" America asked in a scream.
"W-Was?"* Germany asked, confused.
"Do you like fish'dicks?" Prussia chuckled, making America "shush" him.
"I don't mind fishsticks. Why?"
"'You like putting fish'dicks into your mouth?"
"Where else would I put them?"
"What are you, a gay fish?" America and Prussia both laughed at the same time.
"Oh, there's France! Hey, France!"
"Are they seriously going to ask France, out of all people? Aren't they afraid of the answer?" Germany asked Canada, before looking around. "Huh? I swear, that nation with the bear was standing right here..."
"That's because I am here..." Canada said, in a whisper.
In Spain, BY THE POWER OF THE AUTHOR, WHO IS ME!
France barged into Spain's house. "Hey, Spain!"
"Don't just barge in here, bastard!" Romano yelled.
"Hola,* France."
"Don't just greet him!"
"Do you like fish'dicks?" France asked, in his French accent. (I'm just that goooood. BD)
"No." Romano answered right away.
"Yeah, they're alright. Why?"
"What are you, mon cher?* A gay fish?"
At The Kiku Honda Show, because THAT would be adorable!
"Here he is! Kiku Honda!" The random announcer announced.
"I just have one question for all of you in the audience- do you like fish'dicks?"
Most of the audience said- "Yes," but in Japanese... Because they're in Japan. (I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND!)
"Wow, I didn't know so many gay fish watched my show." The audience cheered in laughter.
At the Lithuania Show, because... I'm not sure why!
"S-So, Russia... D... Do you like fish'dicks?" Lithuania was praying that the Russian would get the joke, and not kill him.
"Da,* I love them!"
"D-Does that m-make you a.. A gay fish?!"
He shielded himself with his arms, but Russia just laughed, along with the audience. He calmed down and chuckled nervously with him, before Belarus popped up from behind Russia's back with a knife in her hand. The audience, and Russia, screamed, but Lithuania stayed where he was.
"Oh, hi, Belarus~!"
The screen turned bright blue, with the white text saying "BE BACK SHORTLY."
The Last Night Show, with China... I am running out of ideas.
"So, apparently more and more people of the world has been eating fishsticks lately... What is everybody, a gay fish?"
The studio audience roars with laughter, and the two other men on stage got out of their chair to vomit on the floor. (I'm changing the rating. Don't worry.)
The Like, Totes Talk Show With Poland, But Without An Audience.
"It's like, the funniest joke ever now, but nobody knows where it came from. The fishsticks joke has been spreaded across the world, and has been slowly uniting our, well, world. In fact, only one person doesn't get it, and he calls himself "Sealand."
"Hey! I'm a nation, just like you! But I am NOT a gay fish! I happen to know a few gay fish, but I'm not one of them!"
"You like, really don't get it, do ya', kid?"
"Hey, I'm smart! And I'm a very talented nation, but I would know if I was a fish, or even gay, for that matter!"
Latvia grabbed his shoulder. "B-But, Sealand, what about us?"
"Shush, you're not helping!" Sealand whispered to the other nation.
"Poor kid even thinks that he's a nation."
"I am a nation!"
"Right... And you love fishsticks?"
"Yes..."
"You're totally a gay fish."
"NO! I am not a gay fish!"
"Are you implying that you're just gay, then?"
"No, I'm not gay!"
"What?!" Latvia screamed.
"I'm bi-sexual, okay?" Sealand told Lativa in between his teeth.
"Are you a male?"
"What kind of stupid question is that?"
"And you like fish'dicks, right?"
"Yeah, I like fishsticks."
"You like to like, put fish'dicks in your mouth?"
"Yeah."
"That makes you a gay fish."
"That does it!" Sealand tried going after the camera guy, but Latvia was barely holding him back. "I am going to kick your bloody ass! Stupid wanker!"
"PLEASE STAND BY"
APHAPHAPH I'm actually more proud of this one, than I was of the last one... Sort of. Also, sugar high.
(German) "Was" - "What"
(Spanish) "Hola" - "Hello"
(French) "Mon cher" - "My dear" (Masculine)
(Russian... Kind of) "Da" - "Yes"