So, basically, I was watching "South Park," when this came up in my head... Be very afraid.
APHAPHAPH "And then it was on the Lithuania and the Poland show! Dude, that's OUR joke they're using world wide!"
England sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "We know, America..."
"Hey, Canada, I've been thinking... We should get patent from our joke!"
"Patent?" Canada repeated.
"Yeah, there's a lot of people using OUR joke for other's amusement! We should get some credit or something for that!"
"Well, that's not really how jokes work..."
"Fuck that! I don't work for nothing! I'm gonna go out there and tell people who were the ones who wrote that joke!" America huffed and ran away while laughing. Oh yes, he did.
"Canada..." England spoke up again. "What part did he, exactly, write?"
"Well, uh... Actually... He didn't exactly..."
"Let me guess- You wrote that joke, while America was lying on your couch, eating caramel popcorn?"
"Actually... It was potato chips..."
"I knew it..." England sighed. "Don't let that fat-ass walk over you again. Stand up for yourself."
"Everytime I try doing that, people mistakes me for America..."
"Well, just give him half so he will shut up." Belarus suggested.
"What?!" England snapped. Canada stared at Belarus.
"...What?"
"Weren't you JUST on the Lithuania show last night?!" Belarus shrugged.
"Russia payed for a ticket back to America. He's so nice! I wish that I could show him just how much I love him!"
'Right... He was probably trying to get her away...'
"Either way, Belarus, if Canada wrote that joke by himself, then America really shouldn't get any of the credit."
Belarus scoffed. "Like Hell is that ever going to happen!"
"Canada, if America didn't write the joke, then just don't sign any papers with him! Just tell him that he didn't do anything but sit on his fat ass!"
"I really think that you should just give him half of the credit... For your sake."
aphaphaph Sealand speads to a group of reporters at a conference somewhere in England... Because England is obviously bigger. *No penis joke intended, seriously.*
"There's a lot of dumb people out there saying that I'm a gay fish. I am not a fish. Fish has gills. Nurse?"
A random girl who was dressed in a skimpy blue nurses outfit skipped into the room. "Yes, Sealand~?"
"Do I have gills, Nurse NekoKawaiiSeaLat4Eva?"
"Mmmm nope! Just a cute, little, normal neck for a cute, little Latvia to nibble on~!"
"See that, camera men? I am not a fish, and I have female nurses coming over to me whenever I need one, so I'm not gay!"
"Yes you are! You're gay for Latvia" The fangirl insisted.
"I'm not gay. I'm bi-sex-u-al!" Sealand corrected in a "whisper."
"Do you like fishsticks?" One reporter asked.
"I love them."
"You are a gay fish, then." A second reporter started laughing, and soon, everyone around them, besides the fangirl, and Sealand, were laughing.
"NO, I am not- ARGH!" He growled in frustration. This time, the fangirl had to hold him back.
LATER, AT THE, LIKE, POLAND SHOW (I can't remember which one was which, but I like the, like, Poland show.)-
"Alright, like, recently, we've all come to know the fishstick joke as, like, the funniest joke ever, but we didn't know who came up with it. Well, until now. Joining us tonight is totally the creator of the fishsticks joke. Korea~!"
Korea waved at the camera man, before taking a seat.
"So, you created this totally awesome joke? How did you do it?"
"Well, I actually created that joke waaaaay before China was even born!"
IN CHINA-
"What?!" China screamed at his TV.
BACK TO THE, LIKE, POLAND SHOW.
"Unfortunately, nobody understood because fishsticks were created, yet. But, this is a different age, right? So I decided to try it again, and, what do you know, it's a big hit!"
aphaphaph "That motherfucking liar!" America cried out in rage.
APHAPHAPH ...I'm... I'm not trying to offend anyone, or... Or start any shit between nations, okay? Understand? Good. This is purely for entertainment.