Rated R

Disclaimer: I only own the Andersons, Anderson Manor, Anderson Hotels and Sealin's flat . . . and Lacy and Saturn and most of the kids talked about.

Warnings: Course Language, Sexual Situations, Violence, Uncomfortable Settings, male/male, oral sex, anal

Pairings: Seamus/Colin (Colin/Seamus), Fred/Alex (Alex/Fred), Alex/Colin (Colin/Alex), Mike/Ginny, Fred/Mike, Draco/Harry, Ron/Hermione

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"Don't forget we have that get together in six hours, you may want to come back to bed."

"O-ok." He carefully put the child back in her crib. "Sleep well Panda." He smiled and left the room.

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"Can't believe how big James' kids got! Hailey's twelve! She's going to Beaubatons! And her brother's Oliver and Aiden are ten now! TEN! And Teddy's eight today!"

"Calm down!" Fred laughed, shaking his head as they watched the kids run about their backyard.

"Look there's Noah!" He waved and the Sandy blonde laughed, shaking his head. He walked over with Dennis, Colin and Seamus behind, the blonde holding his thirteen month old boy. Pandora was nine months old. "Hey Colin, Seamus, Josh!" The little boy squealed in excitement, laughing. Alex smiled brightly. The blonde flinched and looked away biting his lip.

The taller raised his brow and walked over.

"Hey love! How have you been?"

"F-fine." Colin lied, hugging Josh tighter.

"You're pregnant again?"

"Very. Eight and a half months now." Seamus said with a smile. Colin blushed and shrugged. "How far along are you?"

"About seven." Alex shrugged. "It's a boy" He smiled

"Fuck I need a drink." Colin mumbled.

"You can wait two more weeks." Seamus said sternly.

"Then so can you!"

"Don't start with me Colin!"

"Guys?" Alex raised a brow. "Kids." He gestured and they sighed, looking in opposite directions. Seamus thumped off and Colin put Josh down. He squealed and waddled over to Alex reaching up towards Panda. Alex laughed and sat down with his daughter on his lap. Josh reached out and everyone awed.

"She's not a cat Josh." Colin chuckled watching his son pet the baby.

"Kiyyey!"

"No she's not a kitty." Alex smiled. "She's a baby."

"Yaye!"

"close enough!" He laughed and ruffled the smaller's hair. "Cool!" Alex said and grinned

"What?" Colin raised a brow.

"He's got green in his eyes and . . . awe! He has a bit of your Gran's red hair in him! I can see a few strands in that blonde hair!" Colin smiled and nodded.

"Yeah."

"God he looks like you. Looks nothing like his dad!"

"Thank Merlin." Colin whispered. Alex raised a brow but pushed it aside.

. . . . . . . . . .

Colin whimpered as a high pitch noise was heard.

"Would you make it stop now?" Seamus whined out. The blonde sighed and got up, leaving their room and going across the hall to his kids' room, walking over to Bridget.

"Shh, it's alright sweetie." Colin picked the eight month old up and rocked her, smiling lovingly. "It's alright; daddy will take you for a stroller ride." He walked with her back to his room. "Seamus? She's colicky again, I'm gonna take her for a walk." The older grunted covering his head with Colin's pillow.

The blond sighed and got the smaller bundled up for the October air and grabbed the stroller before heading out. He had a doctor's appointment in three hours so he may as well stay up.

He bit his lip. "Fuck it." Colin pulled out his phone and hit speed dial two.

"Hello?" A tired voice rang out.

"A-Alex? It's Colin."

"Hey everything alright?"

"Yeah I just can't sleep; the baby and all."

"Mmm know the feeling. Dawson's a handful!" Colin frowned.

"Yeah. I should let you go then."

"Naw s'alright. He's keeping me up. He' colicky like I was." Alex stated with a sigh. "I was already up. About to take him out for a walk."

"I'm already outside with Bridget. She's colicky too."

"I can apparate down, we can walk together if you want." He suggested hopefully.

"Sure I'd like that." He smiled.

"Boo." Colin jumped and gasped when Alex appeared in front of him. He smacked him.

"Don't do that!" He barked. The redhead laughed and grinned, a stroller in front of him.

"Couldn't resist." He walked up beside the smaller, looking down at him.

"How do you even apparate without any noise?"

"Something my dad taught me. The only useful thing really." He shrugged. "Colin . . ."

"Yeah?" The smaller raised a brow as they started walking.

"Never mind." Should I tell him?

"Tell me!" Colin bounced excitedly. Alex gave a small smile.

"I still lo-"

"Colin!" He groaned and turned around.

"Yes sweetie?" He asked.

"Where are you going?"

"I told you I had to take her out for a stroller ride Seamus!"

"Well you sure as hell didn't mention you'd be with him!" He shouted. A few lights went on and Colin flinched.

"Well you weren't gonna fucking come were you?" Colin glared daggers. "You should head back in; Josh is far too young to be left alone!"

"He'll be fine!"

"Seamus!" Colin barked at him.

"Not till you get back inside!" the blonde sighed in frustration.

"I'll talk to you later Alex. Sorry for making you get up."

"S'fine. I was already up and getting him ready remember?"

"I know. I-I'll talk to you later then you can tell me what you were going to say." He smiled and turned the stroller around. Seamus glared at the redhead, heading back into the house.

"Why the fuck did he stay with him?" Alex muttered to himself. He sure as hell wouldn't have.

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Colin sighed when he entered the house. The blonde stiffened when he heard crying and quickly took out Bridget, moving as fast as he could towards Josh.

"Josh!" He rushed forwards, the toddler sitting on the floor crying, his crib tipped over. Colin put Bridget back in hers and picked up his son. "Shh it's alright! Daddy will look at your boo boos." He sat down and his eyes started to water. He had a bruise and a small rug burn but he was alright. He noticed Josh's stuffed animal on the dresser. He must have forgotten to give it to him! No wonder he tried to get out. And no one was here to help him.

He let out a sob as Seamus watched.

"You imbecile! He could have been seriously injured!" his voice cracked and the brunet looked away. "Go back to fucking bed! I'll stay up with him." He hissed, rocking the sniffling child as he tried to eat his daddy's shirt. If anything happened to Josh he'd fucking kill Seamus!

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"Say ahh!"

"No! No daddy! I nos wants its!" Josh said stubbornly. Colin frowned. He had been trying to convince his son to eat for a half hour with no success.

"Fine. Daddy has to go to the clinic so Uncle Dennis is coming over with Uncle Noah!"

"YAY! Isa eats for dem!" Colin flinched feeling hurt. Josh frowned and took a bite of his breakfast. "Ands for daddy too." Colin smiled.

"Thank you sweetie."

. . . . .

"We have the test results back. Your file says you've been trying to have a third child for seven months now?" The doctor asked. Colin nodded. "Well I'm surprised you had one let alone two!"

"I-I'm not able to have anymore am I?" Colin whispered, Seamus frowning.

"Not with him no. He's infertile." The Irish man stiffened

"I-I'm what?" Seamus asked shocked. "What do you mean I'm infertile? I had two kids didn't I?"

"Are you sure?"

"WHAT?" Seamus stood up and Colin flinched.

"Seamus sit down please!" The taller sat with a huff.

"Yes I'm fucking sure they're mine." He grumbled.

"Alright. Just . . . don't be surprised if your efforts for a third child are futile. And you Mr." He said looking at Colin. "Be careful if you ever do sleep with someone else." Seamus glared. "You're extremely fertile. You catch quickly. Only takes one time with you." He stated. Colin blushed and nodded.

"Maybe that's why then? The random sperm that's not a blank I shoot out you got pregnant off of" Seamus hummed and the doctor shrugged.

"Possible . . . not overly likely, but possible." He locked eyes with Colin knowingly.

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"So I found out why Seamus and I haven't had much luck with a third kid." Colin said sipping his tea. Alex raised a brow at him, Fred leaning in close as the Irish lad was off playing chess with Ron. "He's infertile." He decided it was best if he didn't tell them that Josh had managed to get hurt a number of times when Colin left him alone with his husband. He started taking his children everywhere he went. Seamus wasn't abusive in anyway . . . well neglectful but nothing in a physical sense.

"But you have kids . . ." Fred raised a brow and the smaller shrugged.

"Miracles have been known to happen."

"True." Alex said nodding. He watched as Pandora and Josh, the two four year olds, played with their new Christmas gifts. "Merlin they grow up too quick."

"I know." Colin sighed.

"His eyes are getting more flecks of green. Their almost a blue-green now instead of blue with random bits." Fred observed when Josh looked up and gave a bright smile, squealing. Noah sat with his own toddler, a smile on his face. You could tell Josh and the baby were related. Both looked similar when they were babies and even now. Except Dennis' kid had blue eyes and brown strands instead of their Gran's red.