Me: -sings- There's always going to be another mountain
Iggy: Your mom
Me: -sings- I'm always going to make it move
Iggy: Out the door
Me: -sings- Always going to be an uphill battle
Iggy: Hopefully you'll fall down the hill
Me: Sometimes I'm going to have to lose
Iggy: You can't lose what you don't have
Me: -takes earphones out of ear- Did you say something Iggy?
Iggy: Nope, Ranirose272 doesn't own anything!
Me: Weird….
"Max if you don't get up if one second, I'm choosing what you are wearing today." Ella threatened and I shot up from my bed.
"No!" I shouted and Ella just giggled. If she chose my outfit, who knows what girlie thing she would make me wear and not to mention the accessories and make-up…. Oh my god, I get shudders just thinking about it.
"Well, not that you are up, you have fifteen minutes to get ready! Much more time than yesterday. Oh and Iggy says you better remember to drive him to school today or you have to do all his chores for the month. And mom says you have to drop Gazzy and Angel off at school." Ella said, leaving my room. God, that's a lot of things to remember.
"Okay fine, just get out so I can get ready." I said, pushing her out of the room. I heard her laughing on the other than I heard footsteps retreading to the other end of the house. I assume that was her heading to her room to get ready as well.
"Well Maxie, what am I going to wear today?" I said, looking through my closet. I smiled and picked out a outfit randomly, which actually worked. I laid it out on my bed and went to the bathroom. I brushed my teeth and my hair and then I went out and changed.
I wore a black top that said, 'Just Smile It's Friday' which it was, washed denim skinny jeans, a grey hat, my winged necklace, and a gold ring that said 'Love'. I grabbed some socks, my sunglasses, and put on some chap stick. My nails were still done black from yesterday's show.
"Max are you ready yet?" I heard Iggy call from the other side of the door. Then he began to pound on it consistently. I swear that boy has the patience of… of a…. of an impatient person. Yeah, that.
"I'm ready! Stop pounding on my door! You're going to break it!" I shouted, grabbing my bag from the ground and I slung it over my shoulder. I opened the door and I came face to face with Iggy.
"Gosh, that's not something you want to see it the morning." I said sarcastically, pointing to Iggy's face. He just stuck his tongue out at me, which I reciprocated.
"Come on loser." He said and I followed him to the kitchen. My mom was packing my dad's lunch, and my dad was at the table reading today's paper. Who read those nowadays? On the table was a stack of pancakes. Mm, goodness.
"Pancakes!" I shouted and I dived at them. My parents laughed and Iggy shook his head,
"Well, good morning to you , too." My mom said, coming over to give me a kiss on my forehead.
"Yeah, sorry. Good pancakes mom! Any interesting things in that pile of paper?" I asked my dad, eating a pancake. Iggy sat down and started to eat his, too.
"Nope, just people complaining about gas prices and the economy, nothing unusual." My dad said and we all laughed, well, Iggy and I were busy stuffing our faces with pancakes. I had finished my second pancake when Ella came running down, dragging Angel and Gazzy with her.
I took in quickly what she was wearing, a pink tunic, a brown belt, beige shorts, brown wedges, a brown necklace that went down to her stomach, a gold bracelet, and some dangling earrings.
She had on a little mascara and lip gloss and her nails were still painted pink from yesterday.
"Max, we have to leave! Like, now!" She said and I looked at the clock. Crap, it was 6:47! I was going to be late!
I swore and jumped up, as did Iggy, I grabbed my DG shoes and shoved them on.
"Bye Mom, bye Dad! Love you!" I shouted as I ran to the car. I ran back in and grabbed my pancakes, "Forgot these." I said and my mom laughed. I hopped in the car and Iggy got in the passenger seat. Ella, Angel and Gazzy got in the back and we drove off.
We dropped Angel and Gazzy off at their school first (they went to a private school, so they started class around the same time we do) and we headed to school.
"Pancake." I ordered and Iggy sighed. He took one of my pancakes and rolled it up and held it out for me. I took a bite and said, "Thanks." He just waved me off. We reached school and we jumped out of the car.
"Bye guys, the guys are calling!" Iggy said as he headed towards his weird friends.
"Tell them I said to run into a tree!" I called and he nodded. "So it's just you and m-" I turned to Ella but I saw she was already with her friends.
"Never mind." I said and I headed inside the building eating my pancakes. I went to my locker and put my stuff inside. I then continued to eat my pancakes.
"What no bacon?" A voice said, from behind me. I turned around and saw Fang.
"Another thing I don't want to see in the morning." I said grumbling.
"Ah ah ah, I don't think you would say that if you want your bacon." Fang said, pulling out a bag of bacon. My mouth started to water.
"I take that back, you are the most handsome guy in this universe. Now give me my bacon!" I said and he laughed and gave it to me. I ferociously opened the bag and ate the bacon alongside with my pancakes.
"God, someone likes there breakfast." Fang joked. I stopped shoving my face and glared at him.
"It's the best meal of the day beside dinner." I said, finishing of my pancakes.
"Why?" Fang asked, tilting his head. Seriously this boy did not know the value of dinner and breakfast? Breakfast you have bacon, pancakes, waffles, etc. And dinner you have all that savory meat….
Lunch is either school food, which is nasty or leftovers.
I sighed and explained this to him when Lissa came over. "Oh look what the cat dragged in." She sneered. I sighed and turned around to look at her.
"Finally you looked in the mirror!" I cheered and pumped my fists in the air. "Now you see why everyone is always complaining."
Lissa glared, which couldn't scare a pencil, "Talking to my Fangy-poo I see." She said proudly and I gagged.
"Do you think I asked for him to come over?" I said, seriously, I could've gone all day without him annoying me.
"But you said I owed you bacon." Fang said confused. Oh yeah there's that…. Apparently I voiced that out loud because he chuckled and Lissa glared some more.
"Shut up, no one asked you. Now what do you want Lissa. I just finished eating breakfast so I'm in a good mood and I don't want it ruined." I said, bored.
"I just came to tell you that I was right. You are jealous of me. You said so at your little concert yesterday." She said smirking. So she was there last night. Well, now time to set my plan into action.
"Yes because I'm terribly jealous of a tiny girl who couldn't even hurt a goddamn tissue." I said rolling my eyes.
"Whatever, you're just jealous because you can't have Fang." She shot back, crossing her arms. Well, we'll just have to change that.
"Oh yeah, want to bet?" I challenged and I turned to Fang with a look that said, 'Sorry but go with it' and then I grabbed his shirt collar and kissed him. Blech, I'm going to have to burn my lips. He froze but then began to respond, as in kiss back. I heard Lissa huff and stomp off. I pulled away from Fang and looked to see if she was anywhere in sight. She wasn't.
I began to gag, "Oh my god that was gross." I said, grabbing a napkin from my locker and wiping my lips.
"Are you saying that I'm not a good kisser?" Fang asked cockily. He was a good kisser but I wasn't going to tell him that, plus this was Fang we were talking about. We didn't need him getting a bigger head.
"No, a fish kisses better than you. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go disinfect my lips with lots of soap." I said, closing my locker and heading to girl's bathroom.
"Oh what a shame, because you turned me on." Fang joked and I stopped dead in my tracks. I turned around and flipped him the bird. He just laughed and I continued my way to the bathroom.
…
"And now I want you to turn to page 177 in your textbook and do exercises 1-45." My algebra teacher, who I didn't bother to learn his name, said. I groaned, but did as he said.
My head was already hurting, I'll tell you why in a minute, I didn't need math to screw it up more. Now as to why my head is hurting, I can't seem to get that kiss with Fang out of my head and I was analyzing the possibilities of why I can't get it out of my head so hard that it started to hurt.
Why couldn't I get it out of my head? Maybe I like him?
No I don't, I distinctly remembering, while kissing him my stomach was churning and not in the good way. Maybe it's because it was my first real kiss in a while? Nope, that's a stupid reason. Mayb-
My ranting thoughts were cut off by the bell.
"Okay class; don't forget to do your homework." Mr. Well let's just leave it at Mr. I gathered my books and headed out the door.
"ZOMG Max! Why didn't you tell me you like Fang? This is big news! And how could you kiss him when I wasn't there or even tell me you-" I slapped my hand over her mouth before she could continue.
"Look, Lissa was pissing me off and it's all part of me plan. Capeesh?" I asked and she nodded. I let a breath in relief and dropped my hand.
"Well, what did Lissa do?" Nudge asked, that has to be the shortest thing she ever said.
"Nudge can we talk about something other than Lissa and all this school crap?" I asked, I was really tired of this drama and it only started yesterday.
She pouted but said anyway, "Fine, oh my god you're show was awesome last night! I love that song, Shut Up And Kiss Me! It was so good! You have to teach me how to play guitar or sing! Then I could sing with you guys! ZOMG that would be so cool! Oh who are you going with to the Winter Formal? I'm thinking of going with Brad Johnson or maybe Kyle Longwood or Zachary! I don't know I still haven't decided yet. What about Ella? Who is s-" I slapped my hand over her mouth again.
"Nudge, when I said to talk about something other than this crap, I didn't mean go babbling on and on about some other crap. Now I'm going to remove my hand and you are going to be quiet. Understand?" I asked and she nodded again, and I let go.
"I hate you." She mumbled.
"No, I'm too awesome to be hated." I said and she rolled her eyes.
"Maxie! The love of your life is here!" Jordan said coming up to me, engulfing me in a huge hug, picking me off the ground and spinning me around.
Laughing I said, "Jordan, put me down right now!" He, of course, didn't listen and kept spinning me around. "Jordan, I'm feeling a bit sick…" I warned and he let me down immediately, making me land a=on my butt.
"Ow!" I said, glaring at him and he threw his hands up in surrender.
"Sorry, but I don't want puke all over me." He said and Nudge laughed. Oh they were going to get it later… in fact, I know just how to do it. See my dad used to be a cop and when he changed jobs he gave me his old handcuffs, which I kept in my locker for some strange reason.
"Whatever." I said, getting up and opening my locker and putting my stuff away. Nudge and Jordan were standing side by side… perfect.
"Sorry Max, but that was hilarious." Nudge said smiling. I grabbed my handcuffs and turned to her.
"Well, I'm glad you found that hilarious. Now I know you're going to find this so funny you'll pee." I said smirking and I slapped the handcuffs onto their wrists.
"What the hell Max? I have to go to Geometry and he has Gym! And what if I have to pee? Or change in Gym? Why did you this? Get them off!" Nudge shrieked. I just shook my head.
"You think, I'm in a better position? I'm stuck with a overactive hyper motor mouth and what if I have to change and or pee?" Jordan whined.
"Nope, sorry. Deal with it." I said walking off. I heard them shouting at me. Kelsey walked up to me, with a worried look in her eyes.
"What's up with them?" She asked, nodding her head in their direction.
"Oh, I handcuffed them together because they pissed me off." I said as if it was an everyday thing. She just looked at me.
"You did what now?" She yelled. Oh god, I did not need another lecture.
"Look, I'm going to ELA because I do not want another lecture." I said walking past her and I entered English.
Ah, finally some peace and quiet.
…
"Hey Max." Fang said, leaning against my neighboring locker. It fourth period and Nudge and Jordan still had on those handcuffs. It was pretty funny hearing about how they couldn't decide which class to go to, so they went to both and Nudge's teacher said that they were watching a movie so she had to go to Gym with Jordan. And then she refused to change in the boy's locker room so she dragged Jordan into the girl's locker room, but they kicked him out, along with Nudge so Coach said to change in the family restroom in the main lobby. And to make things even better, none of the teachers or the principles could get the handcuffs off and they felt too guilty to rat me out, so I was clean and they were stuck.
"What Fang?" I asked impatiently. I had a good feeling my mood was going to be ruined now.
"Would you care to explain why you hand-cuffed Nudge to Jordan? They both came in my Geometry class complaining." Fang said. Oh yeah, I forgot he has Geometry with Nudge.
"No I would not." I said and then Nudge and Jordan came up to me, smiles on their faces and they unattached.
"Hey Max." They said together. Creepy…
"How did you guys get your handcuffs off?" I asked, worried. What are they going to do to me?
They shared a look, "Oh we had help from a certain pyromaniac." Nudge said and I glowered. Damn Iggy and his lock picking skills. Nudge reached into my locker and grabbed a pencil. Why would she need a pencil?
"So you do know we have to get back at you now right?" Jordan said, grinning evilly. I gulped and looked at Fang for help, but he just chuckled. Thanks Fang, you're my hero. The next thing happened so fast I barely registered it until five seconds later. I felt something cold and my wrist and I saw a handcuff. And then I looked at Fang…
Who had a handcuff on too?
Those little… They handcuffed me to Fang!
"What the hell? What did I do to you guys?" Fang said, trying to slip the handcuffs off, but with luck. I was still in shock. I was handcuffed. To Fang.
"YOU GUYS HANDCUFFED ME TO FANG!" I shrieked, trying to pry the handcuffs off as well.
"Yes we did Max. You should've known this was coming to you." Nudge said and they walked off. I swear once I get my hands on those two…
"How are we going to get these off?" Fang said and then I had an epiphany.
"I have the key!" I said and I began to rummage through my locker with both hands, string Fang's hand along as well. It wasn't there… I had put it in there! Where was it! I put it right there next to my pencil… which Nudge 'borrowed'. Shit.
"Did you find it?" Fang asked. I took my (our) hands out of my locker slowly.
"No, Nudge took it when she borrowed a pencil." I said and then I punched the locker. Stupid Nudge, stupid Jordan, stupid Fang…
With each rant I punched my locker even harder. I felt a hand grip mine and I looked at Fang.
"Beating your locker to a pulp isn't going to get us nowhere. Look on the Brightside; you get to spend the whole day with the fabulous moi." Fang said, flipping his hair in a girly way. I had to giggle at that. I mean really wouldn't you giggle at the sight of Fang flipping his hair like girl?
"Never do that again." I said, between laughs. He smirked and flipped his hair again.
"Huh! I'm offended!" He said in a girly voice and I laughed even harder.
"Please you are killing me." I said, laughing so hard and then he got an evil glint in his eye. Oh no…
"Then you're going to die when you see this." He said and then he…
You will never guess what he did next..
Fang Peterson swiveled his hips. I laughed so hard there were tears in my eyes.
"Oh my god, you look so stupid!" I said, laughing so hard and he just rolled his eyes.
"See? I'm not that bad." He said, smirking. SO that's what this is about.
"Maybe…" I said and we headed to lunch. Thank god, from here on out we had the same schedules; he just didn't annoy me because he was constantly sounded by beef heads and airheads.
…
"Max, why are you handcuffed to Fang?" Ella asked at lunch when she saw us.
I pointed to Nudge and Jordan who were still laughing, "Ask them." We still weren't free of each other because Iggy refused to help us. I'm so not getting him anything for his birthday.
Ella looked between all four of us and decided not to ask. Good choice.
"So Max isn't Fang so damn wonderful?" Jordan tormented.
I growled, "I hate you." I would leap at him and murder but Fang isn't the lightest person around.
"Aw Maxie but you love me! You love me thiiiiiiis much!" Jordan said, spreading his arms out wide. Oh my god, they can't let that go can they?
"I was drugged for Pete's sake!" I shouted and a few monitors turned to look at me. Oops…
Fang looked at me with amusement in his eyes. "Drugged?" He asked, like it was the most damn funny thing this world's ever seen,
"Yeah drugged. You see Max-"Kelsey started but I cut her off.
"Don't you dare tell the story." I snarled. She smirked and waved me off.
"So you see Maxie here has a fear of dentists, we don't know why, not even Ella or Iggy, she just does. So two years ago, we dragged her to the dentist because she had some sort of gum disease. Once were there" I buried my head in my hand, well, really my hand and Fang's hand, and groaned "Maxie dearest fought so hard against the dentist that the poor man had ten bite marks on his hand, a broken nose and a injured ego. In the end we had her drugged with Valium and then he finally did the check-up. And Jordan went with her because all of us knew from past experience that she is a monster at the dentist. He was new to our group so he didn't know. Poor boy went to the dentist with her and saw her true colors. And so after he was done, she still drugged so she said, 'Jordan I love you, I love you thiiiiiiiis much' and she spread her arms out to show how much she loved, now we use it against her and you can feel free to use it against her, considering you're practically one of us now. But there's a single rule to knowing Max's little predicament." Kelsey said and that's where I took it over.
"Under no circumstances, and I mean any circumstances will you tell anybody outside of our little group about that accident. Because if you do, expect many broken bones, a sneak peek at death and some pretty nasty rumors spread about you throughout this school. We may not be that popular, but because of our band, we can crush you." I said, glaring at him, this time with such a ferocity, it would scare Osama Bin Laden.
Fang gulped and tried to lighten the mood, "But you won't right? Because you love me, you love me thiiiiiiis much, right?" He said, spreading his arms out. I groaned and whacked the back of his head.
"Shut up… just shut up" I said and we returned to eating.
Kelsey and Ella talked about some girlie crap, Fang, Iggy and Jordan talked about ways to annoy the shit out of me, curse them, so I was left to my own thoughts.
It's funny how last week, hell even three days ago, I wouldn't have even thought that Fang Peterson would practically be part of our tiny group. Three days ago, I would've gagged at the mere mention of Fang, but now he was like my best friend/enemy. You know when we weren't annoying each other; we had some pretty good times. I mean the guy got me bacon; none of my friends got me my bacon even though they owed me. Getting me bacon automatically put them on my good list.
Plus, there was that time, where Fang…. Huh, other than the time where he acted like a girl and he got me bacon, we were just annoying each other. But strangely, I enjoyed those times. Sure he was a pain, but he was an enjoyable pain.
…. That sounded wrong.
Let me rephrase that, he's like your really annoying cousin, but you love him anyway. Yeah, that's a better analogy. I guess in our short time that we actually talked to each other, we grew this type of bond where we strived on annoying each other. It was our little way of saying 'I care about you'.
Plus, the fact that he got me bacon helps a lot too.
I guess in a short span of two days, Fang Peterson had become my best friend.
I guess maybe this whole rumor crap wasn't that bad of a thing.
…
"OH god, we have Gym next." I groaned. I then turned to my locker and proceeded to band my head against it. Multiple times.
"Stop banging your head against your locker why are you worrying?" Fang asked. I can't believe he overlooked the fact that we have to change in Gym.
"Fang, what's the first thing we do when go to Gym?" I asked him, turning to face him.
He shrugged, "I don't know stretch?" Could this boy be any more dense?
"No you moron, change as in we have to change clothes!" I said, throwing my hands up in exasperation bringing his hand up with me.
"Oh." He said slowly.
"Yeah oh." I said, glaring at him.
"Well, I know I'll enjoy the view." He said, wiggling his eyebrows. I burst out laughing. He looked so ridiculous doing that.
"What?" He asked, confused.
"Don't ever do that again, you look like a nerd trying having sex with a hoe." I said, still laughing. (AN: Oh my god, I'm laughing at the imaginary sight of this scene)
"And you do not know what wonders' being handcuffed to you does to my male ego." Fang said and I laughed harder. By this point, I was on the floor and Fang was bending over.
"Oh my god, first the girl talk, then the hip swivel, which I so should have gotten on tape, now the eyebrow wiggle. Fang you just keep making a fool of yourself." I said, clutching my sides.
"Yeah, yeah I'm a comedian. Now get up before I carry you to Gym." HE threatened but I was too busy laughing to notice. Then suddenly I was weightless, and the cold hard floor disappeared from under me. I stopped laughing to see what happened and I saw that Fang was carrying me, bridal style, to Gym.
"Fang put me down!" I shouted and began to squirm. Damn boy didn't listen and just kept walking. I kept shouting and trying to break free but Fang wasn't having any of it. We kept getting weird looks from everyone in the hall but Fang kept smirking and I kept screaming and kicking. We reached Gym and Fang approached Coach.
"Hi Coach!" Fang said cheerily, not putting me down. I huffed, crossed my arms and put on an angry pout.
"Peterson, why are you carrying Ride?" Coach asked, looking at us through her spectacles.
"Well you see she wouldn't come to Gym, so it was either this or dragging her and dragging her would end up with me in jail for assault." Fang said.
"This should count as assault." I muttered grumpily. They pretended like they didn't hear me. Well, I wasn't going anywhere soon, because Fang and Coach started talking about the upcoming game, so I decided to get comfy. Hey, my neck was getting stiff and I was getting tired, someone kept me from having me daily nap in Art. I sighed and rested my head on Fang's chest. I closed my eyes and began to sleep.
"Max wake up!" I heard a voice say. Go away.
"Maximum Ride if you do not get up now I'm dropping you." I groaned and hit the voice. The next thing I knew I was on the floor. I opened my eyes and saw Fang crouching beside, probably because he had no choice.
"God, I talk to Coach for a few minutes and you doze off? And Coach said to do the same thing as Nudge and Jordan and change in the family restroom." Fang said. I just glared at him and pushed myself off the ground. Fang got up and waited for me to get my ass off the ground.
"Hey you dropped me, you could help me up." I demanded and Fang sighed and helped me up. "Thank you, now I need to get my clothes, then we'll get your clothes." I said and before Fang could protest I dragged him to his hell, the girl's locker room.
Fang groaned and covered his eyes and helplessly followed me into the locker room. Fortunately for him, my locker was right next to the door so he could just wait outside. But that didn't stop the girls from screaming when they saw him.
"Okay, now your turn." I said and Fang smirked. Oh, god save me from horny teen males. Fang led me to the opposite side of the gym and he led me into the locker room. I covered my eyes and unfortunately for me, by the feel of things, his locker was right in the middle of the boy's locker room. Oh joy.
I heard screams of 'Ahh there's a chick in here!' and a few things that went along the lines of 'No worries she can change here.' Fang and I both growled at the suggestive comments. Huh, I wonder why he growled… anyway, Fang got his stuff out fast and I tried to run out there as fast as I could, tried to. I ended up running into the wall right next to the door.
"Ow ow ow!" I muttered rubbing forehead. Fang chuckled and I growled. I got up and dragged him outside. Then I dragged him to the family restroom and we went in.
"Okay, now what?" I asked, putting my clothes on the rack.
"We could make out." Fang said simply. I tore a wad of paper towels off from the roll, wadded them off and threw them at Fang, who was laughing his sorry ass off.
"I'm serious you dickhead." I growled. He calmed down and wiped his eyes.
"Okay, we can still be back to back, so I'll turn around and you change first, then you turn around I change." Fang said, I huffed and went to grab my clothes. I motioned for him to turn around and he did so.
Now you see, unless you're some freaky clothe changing expert, you need both hands to change, which meant using the hand that was handcuffed to Fang's hand to change. SO now I had to change without him accidently touching the wrong parts. Thankfully, I managed to get my shirt changed without so much trouble. The worst thing that happened was that his hand brushed against my stomach, which sent flutters through it. I should get that checked…
Now the pants…. I had black yoga pants so those were a little tricky to get on, with a handcuffed hand. I sighed and tried my best to get them on, but sadly Fang's hand ended up brushing up my whole thigh, which sent some unwanted shudders through me. Fang chuckled and smacked his head. He just chuckled some more.
Now it was Fang's turn.
"Okay, I'm done. Your turn." I said. Fang, I assumed nodded and went to get his clothes, dragging me along.
"Okay, turn around missy." He said, making a circle with his finger. I shook my head and turned around. Now I ran into some more trouble here. You see, when Fang was getting his shirt off, he was pulling it off, so my hand was dragged with it, getting an unwanted feel of his chest and abs, which I'm sad to say were amazing. I'm dying inside (alongside melting) for having a girlie moment (and his abs). Agh! Kill me! I'm turning into a girl!
Then when it was his turn to put his pants on, I intentionally pulled my hand away, not wanting to feel down there or anywhere near it. I was happy to say, I didn't get a feel, so I did a little dance inside. And I was pleased to say, that when my hand was dragged (yes dragged, I refuse to say it could've been done anyway different) up his chest, he shuddered. Hehe… muahahahaha! Sorry, evil moment there…
"Okay, I'm done. Did you enjoy me?" Fang asked, smirking. I went over to the sink and pretended to barf.
"Okay, I'm done spewing out my intestines from hearing that comment, now let's go to Gym." I said stiffly.
"And by the way, I know I enjoyed your turn." Fang whispered in my ear. I replied by stomping my foot on his really hard. He grimaced but continued walking.
…
"Well, now what?" I asked Fang at the end of the school day. The last bell had just rang and we were still handcuffed.
"I guess we go to your house." Fang said and I nodded. Wait what?
"Why my house?" I asked and then Fang gave me a look. Oh yeah, his parent's fight.
"Oh yeah… okay but still call your parents and tell them." Fang gave me another look "Or not, do you have to pick up Abby?" I asked and Fang nodded. Wow, man of many words he is.
"Okay what type of car do you drive?" I asked.
"SUV" Fang replied andI looked at him. He's the most popular guy at our school and he drives a SUV?
"I have to carpool a lot." He explained.
"Ahh, okay we're taking your car. Iggy can drive mine home." I said and he looked at me.
"I have to pick up my two younger siblings and we wouldn't fit in my car." I said and I headed left.
"Max my car's this way." Fang said from behind me.
"I knew that." I scoffed and I turned around. He just shook his head and we went towards his car. I saw Ella and waved her over.
"Hey Ella come on, we're taking Fang's car." I said and again she decided not to ask. She's a very wise girl, may she be blessed.
I took out my phone and texted Iggy, telling him to come over here. We waited for Iggy and talking mindlessly when he came.
"How could you do this me? How could you tell Jennete I was gay? What did I ever do to you?" He said, coming to me and shaking my shoulders. Yup, to get him here fact I told him I told his girlfriend that he just turned gay. I snickered and took Iggy's hand off of my shoulders.
"Relax, I didn't. I just needed to get you over here fast. I have to take fang's car so your driving mine home. Here are the keys now shoo!" I said, handing him the keys. He whooped and left. Strange kid…
"Okay let's go!" I said and hopped in the car, Mom was making cookies today… Mm, those things are good. We finally got into the car with difficulty (It ended up that I had to get out and Fang had to get in the driver's seat then I had to climb over him to get to my seat. That wasn't fun, especially when Fang commented on my ass, but then I smacked him for that.) We were about to start driving when Fang thought of something.
"How am I going to drive?" He asked, puzzled. That was a good question because my hand would get in the way.
"Max could move her hand out of the way." Ella piped in from the backseat.
"Nah, it would end back where it started eventually." I stated. We all thought silently, even Nudge, who was coming home with us, could never be quiet for more than six seconds.
"I think the only way is for Max to put her hand on the steering wheel and then have Fang put his hand over hers and like, guide her hand." Nudge said, smiling deviously. I groaned when I realized that that was the most reasonable way to do this.
"Nudge, I really really hate you." I said and put my hand on the steering wheel. Fang smirked and put his hand on mine. Electricity flew up and down my arm, when his hand landed on top of mine. I really need to go to a doctor, I wonder if he felt it to?
Next, we started the car and started to drive towards Abby's school, because it was closest.
"Hey Max, how was Gym?" Nudge said, laughing maniacally. That little…
"Terrible." I growled.
"Really, I thought you enjoyed my abs?" Fang teased, I glared at him.
"Fang, my hand is on the steering wheel, I can crash this car." I threatened.
"But what about Ella and Nudge?" Fang said smugly.
"I'm pissed at them so I don't care." And to prove my point a jerked the steering wheel right and Ella and Nudge screamed.
"What the hell Max?" Fang shouted.
I smirked and let my hand fall limp on the steering wheel and I let Fang easily guide it, "Don't mess with me." I said and after that we drove in silence until Fang had to say something.
"But I have say, Max has nice legs." I jerked the car again.
EEP FAX! ISH! So what do you think? I want to point out that at this point Max dislikes Fang intensely but is starting to warm up to him so she's really nasty to him. But even though I said he's her best friend, which he is, there's still a lot of annoyance from her towards him. She's still warming up to her new best friend. But Poor Max is being tortured. Links to their outfits on my profile. Plus, I'm proud of myself. 6,000+ words and absolutely no lyrics! That's the most I've ever written for one chapter without any lyricsz1 Just pure writing! I'm really proud of myself. I literally gave myself a pat on the back and shook my own hand! 6,000+ words! You should be proud of me, too!
Max: Yeah be sad for me!
Fang: You know you like my abs.
Max: -mumbles- Yeah…
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