15 More Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort
1. Whisper sweet nothings into his ear while he's sleeping.
2. Insist he has an alter ego entitled 'Cuddlemort.'
3. Set up hidden cameras in his bathroom and post the footage of his bowel movements on Youtube.
4. Constantly refer to him as your 'home-skillet-biscuit'.
5. Whenever he finishes a sentence ask him: "And how does that make you feel?"
6. When he botches yet another attempt at an evil deed reply in a smart alick voice: "Well I'm not one to point fingers but it appears someone didn't think this all the way through and his name rhymes Schmoldemort."
7. Ask him if he would be interested in 'natural male enhancement'. Inspired by Bob from the Enzyte commercials
8. Enchant all his mirrors to shatter whenever he looks into them.
9. Recount to him vivid sexual fantasies you had about him when he was 'attractive.'
10. Make his most recent defeat come alive through the art of puppet theatre. Make sure he has a high pitched girly voice.
11. Give him a fern symbolizing your mutual growing love of one another, then act extremely offended when he lets it die. Inspired by How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days
12. Ask him how he and Nagini's attempts to conceive a child are going.
13. Steal his wand and do naughty, pleasurable things with it.
14. Try to convert him to Mormonism.
15. Poke him with an unsteralized needle and infect him with HIV.