A/N: iheartmwpp: This is just me for now. These musical interludes are really just excuses for this story to continue so you guys won't have to wait till Raven comes back, cuz most of the suggestions for the plot come from her anyway. If you just want to pass over these utterly pointless chapters, I won't blame you at all for saving your last bit of sanity. Oh, wait, you already read this far, didn't you? This song pretty much was the inspiration to write a bunch of dumb chapters featuring really pathetic songs. Of course, I knew that this couldn't be the only one, that'd just be weird, which is why I asked for your input. I have about three others planned out; I'll have to check your suggestions again so I can include more. Don't worry, people who actually care about the plot, there probably won't be more than ten of these…unless enough people like them, of course…
Disclaimer: The song belongs to Mel Brooks.
Chapter 27: Men In Tights
A couple of actors playing fawns clambered out of the Port-a-Potties on the camp set, struggling to get their neon green tights back on. "Blimey," one of them complained, "these are hard to get on." He finally got them back up all the way. "Let's face it. You gotta be a man to wear tights."
The other extra nodded.
The first actor turned around, his back facing the second one. "Will, how're me seams?" he asked.
"Perfect," answered Will.
The first one chuckled. "Every time." They gave each other high fives, then several other similar extras, either playing fawns or centaurs, came running out to join them in a rousing chorus.
"We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies,
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights."
They all paused to do a brief Can-Can before beginning to sing again.
"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies,
But don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch!"
All of the extras pumped up their arms during the last line in a desperate attempt to look masculine. It failed miserably.
The four actors playing the four children, who were passing by, took one look at the extras before running away screaming.
A/N: Yeah, so, tell me if you liked this or not, or if you want me to abandon the project all together…
On a completely different note, I got a fortune out of a fortune cookie last night. It said, "Coming afternoon there will be an important meeting in the south." WTF.