A/N: Raven's coming home tonight!!!! Yayness! So to celebrate, I'm updating this again! We can either do more song thingies or continue with the plot, your choice lol.

These songs were requested by Emiko87 and Schmo and Sushi.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Chronicles of Narnia, Naruto, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the Song That Never Ends, or the I'm Too Sexy song.

Chapter 31: The I'm Too Sexy Song That Never Ends

Peter stomped through the camp, clearly upset. However, since no one cared, he was forced to vent his anger on Lucy, who wouldn't stop singing the Song That Never Ends.

"This is the song that never ends…"

"For God's sake, shut up!" screamed Peter, cutting her arm off with his sword. Kakuzu appeared from the Naruto Shippuden series through a black hole, sewed her arm back on, and disappeared as if nothing had happened.

"And it goes on and on, my friends…"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" bellowed Peter, throwing his sword to the ground and beating her about the head with his shield.

"Some people started singing it not knowing what it was…"

Susan and Edmund showed up then, not seeming to notice that Peter was smashing numerous pieces of furniture over Lucy.

"You seem extremely pissed off, Peter," said Susan, catching his extremely pissed off expression.

Peter growled at her, chucking a lamp at Susan's head; he missed and it hit Edmund.

"And will continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends…"

"Shut the hell up, Lucy," said Susan good-naturedly. "Why are you so mad, Peter?"

"She dumped me! Mary-Sue (censored)-ing dumped me!"

"Don't say (censored), it's not nice," said Susan.

"And it goes on and on, my friends…"

"Why did she dump you?" asked Susan.

Peter sniffed. "She said I wasn't sexy enough for her."

"Some people started singing it not knowing what it was…"

"That's understandable," said Edmund, getting up.

Peter threw a toaster at him.

"You people don't seem to realize how sexy I really am," he said defensively.

"And will continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends…"

"And how sexy are you?" asked Susan.

Peter smirked. "I'll tell you…

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love,

Love's going to leave me…"

Peter started dancing provocatively. All the women (and some of the men) in the camp immediately dropped whatever they were doing onto Lucy's head and ran up to watch him dance.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt,

So sexy it hurts."

Peter took off his shirt to emphasize the point. The crowd am going wild.

"And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan,

New York and Japan."

"And it goes on and on, my friends…"

"And I'm too sexy for your party,

Too sexy for your party,

No way I'm disco dancing."

Peter started to dance in a disco style, completely contradicting what he had just sung.

"I'm a model, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn on the catwalk."

He spun around.

"Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk."

"Some people started singing it not knowing what it was…"

"I'm too sexy for my car,"

Peter was suddenly standing in front of a Ferrari.

"Too sexy for my car,

Too sexy by far."

The Ferrari disappeared and went on to star in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"And I'm too sexy for my hat,"

Peter flipped his cowboy hat around his head.

"Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?

I'm a model, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn on the catwalk."

"And will continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends…"

"Yeah, on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah,

I shake my little tush on the catwalk."

He shook his little tush, and the girls screamed, their noses bleeding like crazy. (A/N: In Anime and Manga, whenever someone's nose bleeds it means they're having dirty thoughts lol.)

"I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my—

Too sexy for my—"

"And it goes on and on, my friends…"

"'Cos I'm a model, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn on the catwalk.

Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah,

I shake my little tush on the catwalk."

Peter danced up to Aslan.

"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat,

Poor pussy, poor pussy cat."

Aslan blushed.

"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love,

Love's going to leave me.

And I'm too sexy for this song."

Everyone cheered.

"Some people started singing it not knowing what it was…"

Peter threw a hand grenade at Lucy.

"And will continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends…"