Chapter 46: Blenderkind And FIN!!

Oh treacherous cliff

Walk backwards off of you

Yell ridiculous swears into the air

How did this happen?

Oh yeah I remember…

That butterfly's gonna get a foot in the ass!

I lactate butter for all kinds of random centipedes

I am a wunderkind ohwowoh

What does that even mean?

Can someone come to explain it?

I ingest cyanide and it don't affect…what?

Destined to bleed…

Destined to poke…

A/N: Eh…screw that…we don't feel like doing anymore parodies on the songs (especially since Raven doesn't really like the rest of them…) So now we'll continue with the end scene during the credits…so it'll FINALLY BE DONE!! MUAHAHAHAA!!

Disclaimer: I eat AP students for breakfast, because I have a tyrannosaurus rex in my English class.

WARDROBE ROOM!! DARKNESS!! Pretty great scene description, actually.

All of a sudden, Lucy fell out of the ceiling. She waved goodbye to her orphan friends (whom she had just ridden upon to get to the spare room) and attempted to dislodge a giant plank of wood from her back that had embedded itself there due to her hard landing. Once she managed to rip it out with only slightly massive tissue damage, she set her sights on the wardrobe. Unfortunately, she had lost some blood and was a bit woozy, causing her to think the wardrobe was a giant cupcake. She went over to it and began to lick it desperately, hoping to alleviate her pain with a huge amount of sugar. Because that always works.

"I don't think you'll be able to get in that way," came a voice. Lucy spun around and noticed the professor sitting on the windowsill, propped up on his eyeballs.

Lucy frowned.

"Sir, isn't that physically impossible?"

The professor thought for a moment.

"Ah...what?"

"Well, now you lack eyesight because dogs consumed it while bathing in a pool of boiling gelatin," she commented idly.

"Yes, indeed, said the professor, nodding at her wisdom. "Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Banana!"

"Banana who?"

"My cat has a door on its head!"

"Does it lead to Narnia?" Lucy asked hopefully. "Wait, you have a cat?"

"The door leads to a diner where you can digest some high quality quartz. Hope it doesn't shred your innards, even though I do love me some entrails!"

"Professor, I missed you in the many months the authors took to update!"

"Really? Do I know you?"

"Um…I don't know. Where am I? Who am I? Why do I have a craving for ham?"

The professor interrupted her with lines from the actual script which he had been using for toilet paper.

"FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!"

"That was many chapters ago," Lucy pointed out, "And that was Peter's line, not yours."

"Look at my fur! You could've given me ten minutes warning!"

Lucy raised an elbow. "Since when do you have fur? Why are you reading Mrs. Beaver's lines?"

"I don't know! I'm crazy! CRAZY I TELLS YA!!" The professor then proceeded to ram a unicycle down his throat after setting it on fire. "Wow, fire is really hot!"

"Really?" Lucy spoke up, wanting to test her own swallowing of flaming objects. She decided to practice with an emu that also fell from the ceiling after riding some orphans. The result was, needless to say, catastrophic and forever afterward would be remembered as the Day of Burning Emus.

Then, as if this entire thing hadn't happened, the professor miraculously remembered his real lines.

"You see, I've already tried bracket to get into Narnia end bracket."

"Will we ever go back to Narnia?"

"Ever heard of sequels, home skillet? The second movie's coming out on Friday for Acid-Crack-Potato's sake!"

"That sounds like a deadly combination."

"Oh, it is. Believe me, I've died many times trying to perfect it."

"That doesn't make sense, sir."

"You know what doesn't make sense? Your face!!"

"So, about going to Narnia now?"

The professor's eyes widened. "I just said, Friday! All the same, best to keep your kneecaps sewn together!"

"Wouldn't that completely obliterate my ability to walk correctly?"

"Only a lot. But it'd be funny as hell! Here, let me show you what kind of thread to use…"

The professor gently crushed Lucy's hand in his as he dragged her away, kicking and screaming. Behind them, the wardrobe creaked open and a volley of pies issued forth, splattering all the readers' faces with lemons, strawberries, pies, cranberry marshmallows, potatoes, mold, potatoes, porn, potatoes, gravy and salmon salmonella, ice cream mixed with potatoes, potato casseroles with potato peelings, potato skins with potato filling (which is essentially a potato), orphans, cats and their cradles, spoons that are too big, bananas with high-pitched voices, lightbulbs, and potatoes. Did we mention potatoes?

"Mmm…porn pies!" Edmund drooled.

Aslan meowed and it was DONE!! FIN!!

"Wait, why does it say fin? Is it referring to fish or something?" Susan brought up.

"I'm William Moseley! Although compared to the new guy playing Caspian, I'm less hot …Man, that makes me depressed. I'm going to go fry my face in a waffle iron."

"That'll give you a new look," Susan remarked flippantly.

"Hey, let's skip into that sunset over there!" Edmund spoke up eagerly. The Pevensies rejoined their sister and the professor and, hand-in-nostril, they skipped into the setting sun. And then they all exploded and the world ended. Because we said so.

THE END!! The craziness has finally ceased! Parenthesis for now end parenthesis. Cue insane laughter here.

A/N: Raven: So, that's it. Hope you enjoyed our randomness! And due to actual (never finishes sentence)

iheartmwpp: And we finished perfectly on time too; a week before the next movie was set to come out! Yay us for having cool timing!

Raven: It's not cool. You're not cool. I'm going to go fry an egg.

iheartmwpp: For your hamster?

Raven: Nope. For my twig monster of twigs.

iheartmwpp: I don't get it…

Raven: That's because you can't hope to comprehend the intense, psychological component behind the art of fostering randomness.

iheartmwpp: I talk English gooder, fastly!

Raven: Exactly my point. Oh, and to our fans, thanks for reviewing!

iheartmwpp: That's kind of a hint: REVIEW!!

Raven: I was thanking those in the past who supported us, dumbo.

iheartmwpp: Hey, my ears are normal-sized! They're only two feet in diameter!

Raven: And just to let everyone know, we won't be parodying Prince Caspian.

iheartmwpp: We're going to go see it when it comes out in theaters, but that'll be it!

Raven: Shockingly, we're going to college next year, so it'll be too late by the time the movie comes out on DVD. We'll actually have lives then, I hope…

iheartmwpp: I won't! YAY!!

Raven: And that, my friends, is a wrap.

iheartmwpp: A sandwich wrap?

Raven: Go stick your face in a blender.

iheartmwpp: Aww, you're so nice to me.

Raven: I can't believe it's over now! I mean it. Right now. This second. Done. Stop typing!! NOOOOOOOO!!

iheartmwpp: Hey, I started this fic, I wanna say the last thing! (clears throat) The last thing! Okay, I'm done! Bye everybody!

Haha, she didn't get to say the last thing! This is really the last thing: a special thanks to all our reviewers! Oh, and if you don't get what we said to you in the parentheses, we're referring to your reviews.

Black Moon White Sun (Our first reviewer!)

JediMan (Our first flame-ish thing…sorry we were bitches)

pinkpenguin363 (To answer your question if we're going to continue it…well, we have…)

marieken (randomness does the rule, mate)

GwenStacy (be careful with your twitching)

rue (our second flame-ish thingy…it just makes us laugh, really)

FallenAgain (parodies kick ass!)

Caity (Roflmao! Thanks!)

emokid001 (Dude, we made more chapters!)

RainbowWerewolf (Yay inside jokes!)

mad-sugar-but-sweet (CAPS LOCK RULES!!)

ReviewsGalore (Umm…thank you?)

TheFlyingOrangutanofDOOM (Crazy cool dream, mate, and your name is AWESOME!)

Mythical Sorceress (Yes, we're freaks, but so are you for reading this story! And we mean that in a good way)

Mandz 3 (YAY! Myspace! We're flattered; thanks!)

That guy who just put their e-mail address (who is awesome beyond words, and yes, it was from the Emperor's New Groove)

Miss-EvilKanevil (Sorry for not including "smells like teen spirit!" We love you anyways and hope you love us! Sorry I was about to write "Even though you reek pleasantly." My mind's kinda crazy these days)

the1hobbit (Ok, thanks for trying!)

Terra (Glad you liked it!)

i have The OCd (WOOHOO YOU ROCK!)

FantasyFan5 (Who's your friend? Anyways, glad you liked it, too!)

Death2DeadBeats (So, how's the nuthouse you live in? We'll probably join you there soon enough!)

Evil Riggs (What. The. Hell. Question mark. But okay…that's cool I guess…)

rainflower (Candy mountain, Charlie! Glad you liked it!)

The Lady Badger (Thank you for the smiley! Glad you liked it and the actual movie too!)

PippinBaggins (We know poor C.S. Lewis is turning in his grave, but that was kind of the point…lol you should see some of the things other people write about!)

Willowcookie (Hi Grace!)

Leance (Hopefully this is a cheesy-enough ending for you, lol! Glad you liked it!)

Smartalec93 (Sorry we finished mate, but please don't kill us, lol!)

M&M (I like candy. Oh, and did you finish dying yet?)

ShockAndAwe (ASTONISHMENT AND GASP!! Yes, insanity is fun indeed!)

Anonymoose (Hehe…moose…and nice smiley! And Harry Potter does sadly rule the world…)

Me (Not us…seriously)

Dawn (see you at school! Hello!)

I Am The Master of The Wicket (Yes, you are the master of the wicket. Thanks so much!)

darthwannabe33 (Thanks for correcting our terrible Spanish, mi amigo/amiga…)

Joe and Kevin Jonas fan (Crazy-ass memories! Thanks!)

Princess Lucy (The girl who played Lucy DID look like a beaver in a dress! Luckily the new movie's a million times better, eh?)

Dasey Must Happen (Our last new reviewer! Here, have a thumb tack and thanks so much!)

And a very special thanks to our mostly-constants, those who have inspired us, dealt with our insanity and lived, and were fueled by our hilarity. To you, we give a big special box of special stuffy stuff! Good times, guys, good times!

Narnian magic, islington bus no. 199, CoriOreo, Le Pain Perdu, Schmo and Sushi, Emiko87, Soul Stance

And the potato gallantly galloped through the forest to save the guacamole and chocolate sauce, and they lived happily ever after in a giant washing machine. The end.

POTATOES RULE!!

Meow.