POTW chapter 15
HALEY POV
Alice combed through my hair like there was no tomorrow. I hissed as she hit a snag. She just laughed and kept combing. Rosalie was giving me a pedicure,(Why? I have no idea) and Esme was giving me a manicure. I felt a thousand times worse than Bella when she was Alice's Barbie. At least she had someone to protect her. Speaking of… "Where is Jacob?" I asked. Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"He's with the boys." Alice said, and kept combing my hair.
"Doing?" I pressed.
JACOB POV
"Damn!" I said laughing as Emmett carried me through the woods. I burped.
Then Emmett chucked me in a river. When I surfaced, I was pissed. "What the hell was that for?" I shouted.
"How else was I going to get the beer smell off of you?" He asked innocently. Edward appeared holding a dress bag. He unzipped it and took out the suit. Jasper hauled me put of the river, and put me on his back. We ran around for a bit, drying me off. (I know all of this sounds REALLY wrong, but they are all straight, ok?) Edward gave me the tux, and the disappeared into the forest to give me some privacy. With a sigh, I started to put it on.
HALEY POV
"ALICE. WHERE DID THEY GO?" I asked forcefully, standing up.
"I don't know. It's a guy thing." She lied.
"Alice, just tell me." I said. "I know that you know where they went. It's impossible for you NOT to know."
"Let me finish you first." She bargained.
We stared each other down. Then with a sigh, I sat back down. She danced back over with glee, and whisked out her curling iron.
JACOB POV
"Damn, does anyone have a comb?" Carlisle asked, as they tried to use brute strength to get the creases out of the suit.
"Why?" I asked, running a hand through my hair. "I'll just put it in a ponytail." I pulled one off of my wrist and pulled it back like I always did.
"Oh." Said Carlisle, looking me up and down. "Sure." He shrugged.
"The creases won't come out." Said Emmett by my knee. He was pushing on the crease down the middle of my leg. I smacked my forehead.
"Idiot!" Edward hissed. "Those are supposed to be there!"
HALEY POV
"Close." Alice ordered. I closed my eyes. I felt her whisking on some eye shadow. "Open." She said. I opened my eyes and she examined my face. Tilted her head to the side. "It will do." She said, beaming.
"Let me see." I said, wary. She rolled her eyes, and handed me a hand mirror. I was silent as I examined my reflection. "I love it." I was surprised into saying. She grinned.
"Good. Now, let's get you to the chapel." She swooped me up, checked the future, then ran out of the room, down the stairs, and out of my mom's house.
JACOB POV
"Man, we gotta go! Were going to be late!" Jasper said, checking his watch.
"Damn." Emmett said, and picked me up again.
"Ok, when this is over, I expect you to never EVER to do this again." I said, gesturing to him carrying me.
"Oh, duh." Edward said.
"Can we still go to the strip club though?" Emmett asked. I smacked him.
"We will all be married men! We can't do that!" I said.
"But you're the only one among us who can drink! It's fun to give you the funnel! And to play beer pong!" Emmett complained.
"No." I said. We arrived at the back of the chapel. Carlisle picked a leaf out of my ponytail. Then they all stared at me.
"Not bad for a day of slacking huh?" Emmett asked.
HALEY POV
Alice set me down outside of the church. Then Rosalie, Esme and my mom and her 'fixed me up.' They studied me.
"Not bad for a days work, huh?" Rosalie said.