Humberto Weller
Y134 – Y187, born to Hans and Jemima
Excerpts from the Famous Humberto Weller's 'Weller's Book of Jokes':
What do you call a Weller who has opened the evil box of Soushu? Mostly 'Armless!
Why did the Original King miss the royal dance? Because he had no body to go with!
What do you call a Demon King with no eyes? A Demon Kng.
What did Shinou say when the Great Sage accused him of being evil? Soushute me!
What does the Great Sage name his pet cat? Kyou Kara Meow!
How do the prisoners in the royal dungeons describe their dinner? Gruel and unusual punishment.
Once my son swallowed several coins. When I asked my wife how he was doing she said, "No change yet."
When human women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
Once I submitted ten of these puns to a joke-telling contest to see if I could win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.