Chapter 9: Water Fights

"I'm so hot right now." Logan moaned weakly. Three other moans agreed with him and he sighed. The boys of the band Big Time Rush were all in apartment 2J where they lived. Right now, the four of them were on the living room floor claded only in their boxers. They were all definitely thinking about chucking those off as well, though.

Los Angeles was always pretty hot, but today it was past 'hot'. It was freaking on fire. It was ridiculous. The weather needed to calm down or everyone would die.

"Ugh..." Carlos whimpered, his carmael chest glistening with sweat. The boys would be in the pool if the water wasnt 90 freaking degrees. Sadly it was and they were all very very sad.

"I want to go back to Minnesota." James sniffed pathetically and Kendall raised a bushy brow.

"Wow, Jamie. And here I thought you could handle the heat."

"Wow, Kenny," James mocked, "I didn't know you didn't realize it's a freaking oven over here." the blonde rolled his eyes before continuing to fan himself with a paper plate.

"Hey Logie?" Carlos rasped dramatically. Logan, who was face down on the rug, groaned in reply. "Would you be amazing and go refill my glass with ice water?"

Logan lifted his head with an adorable frown. "What do I look like to you? Your butler? No. Go get it yourself." he let his head fall back down with a huff and Carlos sniffed.

"Kenny?"

"No, Carlos. I'm so hot, I don't want to move."

"Ugh, Jamie?"

"Let me think about that, no. But while you're at it, could you refill up my glass?"

"Hmm, let me think about it... no." Carlos heaved himself up and pouted. "What kind of friends are you? I was dying of thirst on the floor, and you 3 can't even take the time to get up and go get me some water? Shame." the little Latino walked out the room while his friends were arguing back with him weakly.

"Excuse me?" Kendall started.

"Didn't you just tell me 'no'?" James asked with his eyes closed. "Didn't he just tell me no?"

Logan waived his hand lazily. "Don't even..."

They all fell silent and listened to Carlos get his ice. Then they heard the boy scream. Of course, they all jumped up and ran to the kitchen, determined to beat up whoever was hurting their brother.

No one was there except an excited looking Carlos. "OMG OMG OMG!" he shouted while jumping up and down. "YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? OH MY GAWSH, IT JUST HIT ME LIKE A PILE OF BRICKS! LIKE, I WAS JUST FILLING MY ICE WATER THAT YOU LAMOS WOULDN'T DO AND

IT HIT ME. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HOLDS WATER?"

"Your head, but I think it's empty." Logan muttered. Carlos' response was throwing his cup of ice water on him. "COLD!" Logan shrieked.

"BALLOONS. AND WATER GUNS. GUYS, LET'S HAVE A WATER BALLOON AND WATER GUN FIGHT!" Carlos skipped around James and Kendall while Logan slowly got over the shock of the cold water that was thrown on him. "Genius, right?" the bubbly Latino said, still skipping around James and Kendall.

"Sounds fun I guess." James said and Kendall nodded with a smile.

"Yeah, let's do it."

"And make the water icey cold." Logan moaned, his body appreciating the cold liquid all over its skin.

"YEAH!" Carlos pumped his fist in the air before running to his and Logan's room to throw on his swimming trunks.

Kendall went to one of the kitchen cabinets and began searching and digging through it. "What are you doing?" James asked while watching Logan stand there with a goofy smile on his face. He was mumbling something that sounded like 'water so cold and good for my bodeh, yeah'.

"Looking for the water pitcher so we can fill it with ice." Kendall replied and James nodded.

"Great idea. I'm going to go get my swimming trunks. Want me to get your yours?"

"Please?"

"Yeah." James walked out the kitchen, grabbing Logan while he did. "Come on, we'll get more cold water that's good for your body."

"Hey, Jamie? Can you find the water guns?" Kendall yelled through the apatment as he got out the ice tray filled with delicious cold cubes.

"Yeah!" came James' reply.

Kendall plopped a whole tray of ice into the pitcher before resting it on the counter. He decided that they could fill it up with the hotel's hose once they were outside. Carlos bounded back into the room with his swim trunks on and wearing a grin. "I'm so excited!" he chirped before running into the living room and jumping onto the orange couch.

The blonde laughed. "Yup, I can see that." James walked back in wearing his trunks and holding the bag with the water guns in it and Kendall's trunks in the other. Logan was by his side, very close to his side actually; the two boys' shoulders were touching.

"Thanks." Kendall said when James handed him his swimming trunks.

"Yeah. Should we invite more people?" the pretty boy asked and Carlos gasped before jumping off the couch and running to where his friends were.

"I was so about to ask that! I think we should. It would be fun! We could play boys and against girls!"

Logan laughed. "Yeah, that would be fun."

"Um, yeah. Seeing Lucy in a bikini would be so hot." James sighed with a grin on his face. Kendall rolled his eyes before exiting the room to get his suit on. When he came back, only James and Logan were there.

"Where's Carlos?" the blonde asked, confused.

"Went to find Camille and ask her if she wanted to come." Logan said while fanning himself.

"What about the other girls?"

"We told Carlos to tell Camille that if she wanted to play, then she should go invite Lucy and Jo." James supplied.

"Ah."

All of a sudden, there was loud banging on the door and Logan rolled his eyes. "That would be Carlos." and it was. With Jo, Camille, Lucy and Katie behind them. All the girls were wearing daisy dukes and a bikini top.

Camille wielded a huge nerf super soaker hydro. "Ready to get your ass beaten, boys?" she gloaded before turning on her heel and strutting down the hallway. Lucy, before winking at James, followed her friend. Carlos trotted after them happily.

"Mmm." James, who still had the image of a curvy Lucy only in dukes and a sexy bikini top, moaned before running after his friends. Katie laughed while Kendall stared at her.

"Baby Sister, I really prefer you'd have more clothes on." Jo smacked his arm.

"Please. She'll die if she even wears a tank top. Don't worry, I'll make sure no one stares." Jo put an arm around Katie who mumbled, "Not like they would."

Jo gasped before leading her away while saying, "Of course they would look! You're so pretty!" Logan and Kendall closed up the apartment and hurried after the two girls.

"Alright, kiddies! Here are the rules: You get hit with a water balloon, you go to jail. Of course, you can try to run, but that would be a big mistake, fellas." Camille popped her mint gum she was chewing before continuing. "Our water guns are our protection, so it doesn't matter if you sprayed by it. It's only when you get hit by a balloon. Now. Are you ready?"

Lucy flipped her hair, before smirking. James got a goofy smile on his face and Logan elbowed him.

"We're ready." Kendall said and Jo pumped her fist in the air.

"Let's do this!" she cheered and Carlos cheered with her.

"3, 2, 1-" Camille flicked her wrist and Katie bolted out of line with the girls, heading straight for Kendall.

For a second, the boys all were scared for a minte. Then they all raced towards the girl, readying their balloons to be thrown at her. Then Lucy took off in one direction, immediately making James run after her. He had that goofy smile on his face and Logan and Kendall shouted out a warning to him, but it was too late. Jo's red balloon hit him in the back of his head and then Camille leaped on him in a second, taking him down to the ground.

While Logan and Kendall's attention were on their friend who was down, Jo and Katie teamed up to take down Carlos. The Latino boy yelled a battle cry before squirting the girls with his water gun. The squealed, not realizing how cold it was. Kendall and Logan forgot about James and ran to help Carlos.

Logan threw a balloon at Katie while Kendall tackled Jo. Both girls screamed with laughter and Carlos continued to squirt them mercilessly. Logan and Kendall gasped at the sudden cold water being sprayed on them, but soon welcomed it as it was cooling them off.

"And take that, and that and that and- ARGHH!" Lucy threw two water balloons at Carlos' back before tackling him to the ground.

"You're mine." she growled before pulling him up and yanking his arms around his back.

"Guys! Help!" he shouted but his friends were a bit busy themselves. Katie somehow twisted underneath Logan and flipped him over. Logan tried pulling her off or pinning her down, but she was popping balloons over his face and her bony elbows were jabbing him painfully into his sides.

Jo, who was very skilled in Karate and Tai-Quon-Do, had Kendall on his back in a second. Her lips went to his ear and she whispered, "Are going to have to do this the hard way? Or the easy way?"

"It depends on how hard the hard way is..." the blonde replied smartly. He was flipped and landed on his back with a loud, "Oompf!"

"Yeah, I like the easy way."

"That's what I thought." Jo smirked before pulling him up to his feet and dragging him away. "Yo, Camille!" she yelled out for the othe girl who was no where in sight. "Where'd she go?" the blonde girl turned to Katie and Lucy who shrugged.

Lucy had Carlos and Katie was sitting on Logan. Both girls spotted James the same time the boys did, but before either girl could yell out a warning, they were over powered by their captures and Jo was tackled to the ground by James. Kendall broke free with a cheer while James held Jo tightly.

"Hey, little missy." the pretty boy said with a smirk. "You and Camille will soon be reunited, don't you worry."

Carlos, who held Lucy tightly as well, said, "Where is she?"

"Oh, where I put her she can't possibly get away." James gloated. Logan sighed.

"Then why is she right behind you?"

"What?" James whipped around and was sprayed with a blast of cold water. Camille stood there soaked to the bone and a smirk on her face.

"Hey, honey-bunches. Hope you didn't miss me too much." then, to the guy's horror, the Jennifers appeared out of thin air, wielding little pink plastic hand water guns. "Sorry, you don't mind that I brought a few friends?"

Logan and Carlos let Katie and Lucy go while Kendall slowly moved back to them. "Jamie, I suggest you let Jo go or some serious shit will happen to your pretty ass." Camille needn't say no more. James and the rest of the guys took off with a sprint.

"Ladies, would you like to do the honors?" Camille asked and the Jennifers laughed before sobering up quickly and said with a dark tone of voice, "Get them."

All seven girls raced after the screaming defenseless boys.

"Guys! I just want you to know, that whatever happens, I will always love you all like my own brothers!" Logan panted out and Carlos gave a dramatic sob.

"Aww, Logie! Same here for you! For all of you! Our times together were short but they will always be locked away in my heart!"

"It seemed like that we had so much planned for us and now it's just dripping away down the drain." James wiped his eyes where non-exsistent tears were. Kendall rolled his eyes before turning a corner. He stopped and Logan, who followed him bumped into him.

"Ow!"

"OW!" that was from James who followed as well.

"Oof!" and that was Carlos who just fell on his butt.

"Yo, Kendall. What gives?" Logan asked but the blonde was wearing a smirk.

"Boys, I think it's safe to say that it's time for a little bit of revenge time." his friends looked around his shoulder to see what he was staring out before they too smirked.

"Oh yeah." they all said.

"I saw them turn this corner." Katie said and led the 6 girls behind her... right into a trap.

They all gasped at the sight before them. "Hello, ladies. Wonderful day, is it not?" Kendall said while stroking the water hose in his hand. "Oh," he faked pouted. "It looks like you guys are a bit hot and sweaty. Maybe we could help out, yeah? What do you think, James?"

James, who had quickly filled up some water balloons he kept for back up in his swim trunks pockets and was now wielding them, smiled big before lifting his hands that held the blue and purple balloons.

"Logan?" Logan had a black bandana on and was holding a smal blue water gun in one hand, and was holding a yellow water balloon in the other. He blew on the tip of the water gun before smirking.

"Carlos?"

The boy let out a battle cry and all hell broke loose. James turned the hose on and the girls screamed as they were pelted with balloons, sprayed with icey water and then tackled by the boys.

"Ha ha hahaha ha haha!" the very mature (not) boy laughed before hopping up and walking away.

"That was fun. Good thinking, 'Litos." Logan ruffled the boy's almost non exsistent wet hair with a grin. Carlos returned it and stepped closer to the smart boy.

"Yeah, we beat the girls and aren't hot anymore. Well, I'm always hot, if you know what I mean." James smirked and Kendall gave him a little shove.

"Whatever, James. And super idea, Carlos. Though now I'm hungry." then Kendall found himself in a headlock thanks to James. The pretty boy agreed with him though.

"Yeah, me too. Anyone up for pizza?"

"Hell yes." Logan said, letting Carlos drape an arm around his shoulder. Kendall walked bent over since James still kept him in a headlock.

"Sweet!" was Carlos' response.

"I'm up for it." Kendall agreed before wiggling and trying to escape. James let him go, but Kendall didn't move away from him. Together, the four boys who were wet from head to toe, walked in the Palm Woods, leaving the girls outside who were well forgotten.

A/N First of all, I forgot to upload this. XP I'm working on the future chapters so the ones that are already done I forget about. Sorreh.

Second of all, I'm not a big fan of this chapter. I just don't know, guys. I just- it's so meh! D= Whatever, I hope you guys at least liked it a bit. =]

-Jaya