Chapter 13: Food Fight

"We're going to be in so much trouble." Logan sighed as he leaned back against the orange couch. (1) the couch is always in a story of mine. Did anyone else notice that?

"So so so much." the Latino boy sprawled across his lap agreed solemnly. Their two taller friends, Kendall and James, didn't say anything but glanced around the disastrous room with 'I can't believe we caused this' eyes.

To make things simple and quick, apartment 2J looked like a bomb full of disgusting shit hit it. Big time. The boys had gotten home from Rocque Records an hour or so ago and were starving. So, they all decided to make lunch together.

Bad plan. Very bad plan. First it started out with Carlos trying (key word: trying) to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But the boy had somehow accidently got some grape jelly in James' hair... James flipped his shit from his spot next to the shortest boy and dropped the egg he was about to crack to make some scrambled eggs.

The egg dropped onto Logan's brand new converse which made him shriek like a girl. Carlos had gasped from beside James and the big spoon in his hand that had jelly on it went to his mouth when he'd gasped and the sticky jam got flung off the spoon and landed on Kendall's face from behind the Latino.

It escalated from there when Carlos couldn't help but giggle at his blonde friend's purple face so Kendall couldn't help but scoop up some peanut butter and smear it across the shorter boy's cheek.

Then it was on. James cracked an egg over the Latino boy's head while Logan grabbed the mustard he was going to use for his sandwich and squirted it out on James' hair. Remember how I said that it was on?

Well, now it was on like donkey kong bitch.

The boys grabbed everything they could food wise from the fridge and covered one another with it. Eggs, pickles, ketchup, fruit, etc. Everything was thrown out and smeared on each of the boys. Battle cries were emitted and tackling was happening. The food fight lasted for 20 or so minutes, but the mess they made made it seem that the fight went on for hours.

Now they were all even more tired and sitting on the couch.

"You know. I didn't even get to eat." Carlos said sadly and Logan rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, well neither did we."

Kendall smiled faintly. "Yeah, but that was one heck of a food fight. It was kind of fun." James groaned from beside the blonde.

"'Kind of fun'?" the brunette repeated. "Kind of fun my ass. My hair is a disaster! I don't even know what this is!" James tugged on a strand of his silky locks that weren't so silky anymore... it was covered in ketchup and some other unidentified condiment. Gross.

"I thought it was fun!" Carlos chirped before adding, "Even though I didn't get to eat."

Logan patted Carlos' back and said, "Yup, we know, 'Litos. And I agree. It was fun but look at this mess. We are so dead."

Kendall sighed and opened his mouth to say something but then the sound of the front door opening and Mama Knight's voice carried through the apartment. "I know right, Amanda? I don't know who about you but I can go for a- AHHH." the red haired woman dropped her cell phone when her green eyes took in her disastrous apartment. "WHAT IS THIS?" she bellowed making the four boys on the couch scootch closer to each other and cower.

"W-well, you see-" Kendall.

"-kind of had a f-food fight-" Carlos.

"-everything exploded, he he *nervous chuckle from James*"

"Bleep blap bloop?"

Mama Knight glared at the boys furiously before storming towards them.

"S-she doesn't look too happy..." Logan whispered in Carlos' ear. His 3 friends shook their heads and closed their eyes tightly, preparing themselves for a big ball of pissed off fury...

"...um? Why are they talking like that?" Katie asked wearily as she stared at her robot-like brothers mopping and sweeping the floor.

Mama Knight sat on the couch with her legs popped up on the coffee table. She wore a smile on her face as she flipped the magazine in her hand. "Oh," the woman laughed. "No reason, sweetheart. No reason."

A/N 1. The couch is always in a story of mine. Did anyone else notice that?

Now... I AM SO SORRY FOR MY LACKING UPDATES. THEY SUCK TOO. God, I'm awful. I'm really sorry guys. But if it makes you all feel better, I'm making a sequel to Weak. People who've read that know what I'm talking about. ;)

What else... OH. Um, nope. I guess that's it, except that I'm really really sorry. OH OH. Siblings-Curse, thank you SO much for reviewing ten of these chapters. I did a freaking double take when I saw that there wasn't 46 reviews anymore, but 56. So, thanks for that! ^_^

Okay. Bye for now! I'll try to post another chapter soon!

-Jaya