Chapter 16: Gay Day

It all started with a bet. With Katie. Camille. And Lucy. They lost terribly and had to pay the price. Which was a day that the girls deemed as 'Gay Day'. It was the day the boys had to be super gay all day in public. They had to do it every year in June. On the 13th. Why? Because Camille likes that month. Thirteen is Lucy's favorite number.

Anyways, today was June 13th and the boys were dressing in their 'gay uniforms' which were really tight ass skinny jeans, tight ass low cut v-neck shirts and fancy designer boots. Of course they had to add accessories which included feathered earrings, colorful bracelets, scarves and necklaces.

It was awful. Actually, Carlos kind of enjoyed it. He was a Jeniffer for a day, remember? It didn't really bother him. Much. Before they left the apartment, Camille (who was always ready and pumped for this day and always came over) applied just a touch of make up on all of them. Then she gave Logan's cute ass a smack and waved them off.

"Have fun, boys!"

"Girl, you know we will." Carlos replied sassily, snapping his fingers in the air before pressing the button on the elevator.

"Okay, I'm thirsty, so I'm gonna go over there-" Kendall pointed to a Starbucks across the street, "-and get something."

"Oooh, I might have to go with you, babe." Logan said and Kendall squealed in a high pitched voice.

"Oh my god, let's do it!"

"Okay!" the brunette clapped before linking his arms with the blonde and walked to the coffee shop. "Oh! You two behave yourselves, okay?"

James rolled his eyes. "Like, we always are."

Carlos nodded and popped his bubble gum. "Yeah bitch, what are you talking about?" this time Logan rolled his eyes before letting Kendall lead him away.

Once they were gone, Carlos turned to his tall friend. "What should do? Like, go shopping or something?"

"Hmm, I don't know, gorgeous. Wanna go get some ice cream?"

The Latino grinned. "Oh my god, like you know I do!"

"Alright, let's do it!" James cheered. Carlos wrapped an arm around his waist and the two walked down the street.

"What can I get for you today?" the guy behind the counter asked with a smile.

"Oh my god, you are too sweet honey. Did you hear him, Logie? Asking what we wanted like a gentlemen."

"I know right?" Logan grinned before winking. "Such a gentlemen."

"Uh."

"Oh yeah, can I please have a cup of water?" Kendall asked, fluttering his eye brows. The guy behind the counter nodded slowly.

"Sure..."

"Make that two waters please, sweet cheeks." Logan chirped.

"Okay."

"Thanks so much." Kendall threw in a wink before moving out of the line to stand at the pick up counter. Logan followed, jutting his hips out with each step he took.

"Two waters?"

"Right here! Oh! Do we need to pay? Because like, I totally forgot." the blonde gasped before reaching into his tight jeans pocket and fishing out a couple of ones.

"Nah." the guy said. "It's yours for free."

Kendall and Logan gasped. "Omg, are you for reals?"

"Aww, thanks babe, ugh. You are such a doll." Logan reached out to pinch the guy's cheek before heading to the door. Kendall grabbed the cups of water before giving the guy one last wink and walking after his friend, swaying his hips back and forth.

"What do you mean you don't have cookies and cream?" James roared, making the girl behind the counter flinch. "What kind of awful people are you? AWFUL. That's right!"

"I-I'm sorry," she started, "We're out of it at the moment. Would you like something else?"

"No, I want cookies and cream. Ugh. I come here and expect to be treated like the best customer, ready to have some cookies and cream only to find that you are out? Shame. Just a shame."

"S-sir, would you like-"

"Sweet pea, don't call me 'sir'. I'm not old. And no, I do not want anything else." the dramatic brunette huffed. "And that shirt does so not go with your hair. You must change that at once."

"Um, it's my uniform." the girl bit her lip.

"Does it look like I care?" James huffed once more before leaving Cold Stone's and meeting Carlos outside.

"Where's your ice cream, love?" the Latino asked, licking at his strawberry and chocolate cone.

"You wouldn't believe, gorgeous. They were out of cookies and cream!"

Carlos gasped. "No!"

"Yes! And then she had the audacity to ask me if I wanted something more! Ugh, I'm so angry right now."

"Aww, baby. Do you want to have some of mine?" the short boy offered his ice cream but James shook his head.

"No, you have it. Besides, I- OH MY GOD!" the brunette's outburst made Carlos jump and the woman who was walking by jump, too. "Lady, where did you get those fine shoes?" the tall boy moved around the confused woman, staring down at her feet that were clad in leopard print pumps.

"Um, huh?"

James sighed exasperated. "I saiddd, where did you get those shoes? Gloria's?(1) Just Fab? Where, because those are mighty fine. Carlos, come look at her shoes!"

The boy did and gasped. "Chica, those are sexy!" he drawled out and the woman gave out a nervous laugh. "Where'd you get them from?"

"Oh dear, where'd those two go off to now?" Logan asked while walking down the sidewalk with Kendall at his side. They were both drinking their water happily while exiting the Starbucks when they noticed their friends were missing.

"Right? They could be anywhere- found them." the blonde said before pointed across the street. True enough, Carlos and James were over there and were talking to a scared looking woman.

Logan sighed. "Oh dear."

"So then the bitch was like 'Oh, so sorry. We don't have any cookies and cream at the moment'. Exsqueeze me?" a fiery James demanded. "You work in an ice cream shop and you don't have cookies and cream?"

"Ah, but babe. You said that she ran out meaning that there was some cookies and cream. You just didn't get to it fast enough."

"True, but still! Do they know what 'refill' means? I mean, gosh-"

"Excuse me, but are they bothering you, miss?" a sweet angelic voice interrupted a raging diva James. The three of them turned and the woman gasped at the sight before her. Two of the most beautiful guys she had ever seen in her life stood before her.

There was a blonde with huge green eyes with gold and brown speckled in them and a body that wasn't muscular but thin and hard looking and just right that looked mighty fine in a white as a pearl v-neck and black tight ass skinny jeans. Knee high boots were on his feet and he wore a gentle smile.

The second boy was a brunette. Large chocolate doe eyes and a crooked smile graced at his lips. He wore a red tight shirt with black tight jeans and an even tighter jacket over his shirt. He wore a pair of grey toms.

Carlos bounded over to Logan and offered his ice cream. "Wanna lick?"

"Yeah." the smart boy took the cone and gave it long licks. While doing that, the small boy took his water and drank some of it down.

"We aren't bothering here, Kenny. We're merely gossiping about rude people and her sexy shoes." James confided and Kendall rolled his eyes.

"Well, say your goodbyes, because it's time we head home."

"Aww, can't we go see a movie or something?" Carlos whined and moved towards Kendall and tugged on his shirt. "Please?"

The woman stood there, silently gawking at these gorgeous boys. She didn't notice that the two she was talking to (well, they did most of the talking) were fine. The tall one wore dark grey pants that were tight and hugged his ass amazingly. He wore a white v-neck shirt that wasn't tight against him, but you could still see the outline of his eight pack. He wore plain black boots and the Latino boy wore a similar outfit. Just that his pants were pink. His shirt was purple and he had a scarf that was blue. And he wasn't wearing boots, but vans.

"What did you have in mind?" the blonde raked his fingers through the smaller boy's hair softly.

"MAGIC MIKE."

James gasped. "Ohehmgee, yesss!"

Logan choked. "M-magic Mike?"

Kendall smirked. "I'm down with that." turning to the lady he said, "Sorry about my friends. They're a bit overly excited at times. And might I add that your shoes are damn sexy looking?" with that, the blonde gave a little wave and started back down the sidewalk, the way he and Logan just came from.

Carlos trotted after him and stuck a hand in his back pocket. Kendall grinned before feeling an arm being draped over his shoulder. It was James. And Logan was on his side, a pale arm wrapped around the taller boy's waist.

Little did the guys know that everything they did was being recorded by Katie and Lucy.

This shit was SO going YouTube.

A/N 1. I made that up. Pretend that it's every woman's shoe heaven store or something, ha ha.

Hope you all liked this chapter. XD It was pretty fun to write. And I know that not all gay guys are... this much (or maybe they are, I have yet to meet one =() so yeah. Review?

-Jaya

P.S I know I didn't explain their voices, but I did know what I wanted them to sound like. If any of you guys know Keele and Peele from Comedy Central, than look up their video called Cute Puppies. It's on YouTube. That's how the boys were talking. ^_^