Chapter 22: Serious Conversations

A/N Before this gets read, I just want you all to know that the title of this chapter is a joke. Because it isn't serious at all. So yeah.

"She seriously did that?" Kendall asked his friend incrudeously. James nodded from his spot against the bathroom counter.

"Yeah man. I was like 'Bitch, what's your problem?' I mean, all I asked her was what her bra size was. Her tits were huge! Gigantic. It's not my fault I'm curious." the older boy had a pout on his lips and had his arms crossed over his chest.

"I mean I understand where you're coming from, but I can also see where this girl is coming from." Logan piped in from his position on the edge of the bathtub. "You don't just go up to random girls and ask them what their bra size is. They can get offended, ya know?"

"But did she really need to call me the meanest name she could ever possibly even think of? No!" the pretty boy's pout deepened. A deep sigh was heard from inside of the bathtub.

"That was pretty mean. I mean, if I was the girl I'd call you a jack ass or something but not a- what did she call you again?" Carlos asked from his place in the tub. His body was sprawled out in the empty tub.

Kendall, who was sitting on the toilet the whole time going to the bathroom, frowned. "I don't think James wants to repeat. Do you bud?"

"You stink. And no, I don't. I mean, she said some really nasty things. What a bitch. I only asked her what her damn boob size was."

Logan rolled his eyes before scrunching up his nose. "Yeah, you do stink Kendall." the blonde rolled his eyes.

"Well, this is a bathroom smart one." he retorted and Logan huffed.

"Whatever. And James? Don't go up to girls asking what size their bra is. Hopefully this is a lesson well learned, yes?"

"Yes." the brunette grumbled and Carlos made a sad face.

"She really hurt your feelings, didn't she, Jamie?" the Latino boy asked while sitting up in a sitting position.

"Yes..." the brunette grumbled again and Carlos frowned before getting out and hugging his friend.

"Aww. Whatever she said she's one a thousand times worse." the shortest boy received a chuckle from the tallest before arms wrapped around him in a hug.

"Thanks 'Litos."

"No problem. And if it makes you feel better, I could tell you the story about Brunette Jennifer yelling at me in front of everyone about ruining her whatever expensive name she used about her dress when I accidently spilled my apple juice on it. She called me some names too."

"Aww, yeah. We call wallow in our own self pity." James agreed and Carlos nodded.

"But first someone should go get some febreeze. Kendall's stinky."

"Ah shut up." the blonde grumbled and glared at Logan who got up to fetch the febreeze. "If it's killing you guys so bad, just leave and let me go to the bathroom in piece."

"No!" James said shaking his head. "We have to stay here and share our serious problems with you."

"I don't want to know anymore." Kendall huffed and Carlos pouted at him.

"You don't care that our hearts have been crushed by cruel girls?"

"That's not what I-"

The sound of a bottle being sprayed filled the air along with the scent of rasberry. "There we go." Logan smiled and Kendall groaned.

"Whatever, just hurry up about your stupid 'serious problems'."

"Yay!"

A/N See? Complete joke. And I don't like this one at all but I'm too lazy to change it. .-.

-Jaya