Let the war begin!

Today is my first day as host clubs new member "rebel type". I have been given this position by some weird but entertaining people. Tamaki still sees me as a threat on his daughter's innocent mind? It was fun seeing him and the twins get riled up as I was becoming close friends with Haruhi. But we both knew we were girls. "Kana-kun you're late too?" Haruhi ran to catch up to me while I slowed down to see her "yeah, I was painting and got a little carried away, you?" she smiled "Library had some new books." when we got to the door I fixed my hair and sighed prepared for what was next. As Haruhi stated opening the door could bring shock so I stood to the side letting her open it. The lights were bright and things went past me. I caught some in my hand rose petals? Sure in my mind I was going WHAT THE HELL! But I was very good at acting unimpressed. "Welcome to the host club!" the boy's then saw it was only me and Haruhi "you're late!" the twins stated in a bit of a hiss "geez, these guys really do not like me." I muttered to Haruhi as we went to one of the couches. "Let them be, they'll warm up sooner or later." I nodded placing the intricate, colorful bag I made to the side reminding myself "oh hey don't forget tomorrow, your house right?" I smiled as Haruhi nodded "TOMORROW? WHAT IS TOMORROW? TELL PAPA YOU'RE NOT HAVING A DATE WITH THIS FOUL PERSON! I WONT ALLOW IT!" I watched as Haruhi smacked her forehead leading me to smirk with ideas. I turned and let my head fall on Haruhi's lap "oh yes we will have a very romantic evening reading about the shugo daimyo, (Were the first group of men to hold the title "daimyo". They arose from among the shugo during the Muromachi period.) Then Haruhi can help me with absolute convergent and acceleration. Right my study date?" Haruhi gave me a short questioning look but soon caught on "why I would like nothing better." Tamaki started crying and pointing at us to the rest saying I was teaching Haruhi dirty terms. (That was calculus idiot!) The twins glared as I just laid there and kept speaking to Haruhi about science projects I love.

Twins pov:

"He's taking our toy away from us" Kaoru said pouting." we don't share with anyone but us" Hikaru stated as they decided Kana had to go!

Kana pov:

I smiled and shot up as the doors busted open. Girls flooded in the room, and Tamaki announce Host club open. Kyouya also announced my presence as the rebel type. I was quickly surrounded and requested by girls. So I sadly had to move to a table away from Haruhi since I had so many. Had to admit flirting with the same sex was… awkward but I soon found a routine act. It was especially fun seeing the girls suddenly blush and break out into giggles. I can say these girls were very hungry for rebellion. I guess acting good makes them want bad. 'If only they knew that I was a girl' suddenly I was interrupted by the Hitachiin twins approaching my table.

"Kana-kun I hope you're not scaring them?" they asked simultaneously to the girls. They blushed and instantly denied and said that I was quite charming. I glared at the two seeing quite well they were trying to steal my customers, but an idea quickly formed in my head. I knew there act of twin love and I admit I found it… entertaining but I felt somehow I could do a better act. I let my eyes peer into the distance "am I really that scary?" the customers looked up at me distracted and blushed madly denying the thought. I stood and walked to the window. Sad eyes showing, as I wrapped my arms in and let one leg wrap against the other as I leaned. The twins raised their eyebrows and I couldn't help but pull the dark lonely prince act. "I admit, I am a little… jealous of you two. Being able to portray your feelings of desire. *sigh* I hope I too can find someone to share the same desires and feelings with." I let my eyes close not even having to wait for the screaming of fan girls. I win! XP

"We would be honored Kana-kun!" the girls swooned as I turned smiling gently grabbing one of the girls wrapping a hand around her waist. "All my desires?" I whispered just loud enough for the others to hear. The girl I was holding fainted along with a couple others and I turned to the twins smirking evilly to let them know I am ready for any challenge they throw at me. (Have a challenge complex. I always give my hardest) not noticing a dark shadow gaining power. Kyouya watched the three hosts curiously and smirked to himself, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose while typing away on his laptop. The money signs becoming more and more obvious to the host club members.

Twin pov:

Hikaru and Kaoru frowned remaining silent walking back to their table. "He just declared war" Kaoru finally spoke up "if that was his way of saying that he wasn't going to let us mess with him" Hikaru smirked at his younger brother "If it's war he wants-" "Then it's a war he gets" Kaoru finished. "Hey Kana-kun let's play a game." he twitched an eye in their direction "what game?" the twins put on some hats and circled a couple times before saying "which ones Hikaru game!" the guy had the nerve to snicker making are grins into frowns "Kaoru is left and Hikaru is right" then smiled again replying "wrong!" this made him let his egotistical smile grow into a smirk "no, I'm right, you're not the only twins I have ever met so I could tell you apart from the very beginning." it was easy to say the twins were stunned, but not done. They will win one way or another! They always have.

End Pov:

"Kana-kun" I looked up to see Haruhi staring at me "Yeah?" I replied coming out of my newly found character. I had to admit the twins were strong but I didn't waver with anything

"See you tomorrow. Don't forget your calculus book" *sweat drop* I grabbed my bag and ran to her smiling "oh yeah our study session. See you tomorrow?" I let the last sentence a little louder. Haruhi shook her head seeing I was loved to mess with them.

Twin pov:

The twins weren't too bothered with the fact that they couldn't defeat him in acting. They were more concerned that this Kana had no problem telling them apart. He treated us like two completely opposite people!

"I can't…believe it" Hikaru breathed in frustration. "Can't believe what?" Tamaki asked curiously bringing him out of his emo corner for Kana going to Haruhi's house.

"Everything that we threw at him-" Kaoru breathed "He used to his advantage!" the twins sighed simultaneously, defeated… For now.

"You both seem to not like Tsubasa-san too much" Kyouya said looking up from his book fully knowing the reason from watching their performance battle though he asked anyways "Why?" the twins turned frustrated and heads becoming more animatedly big "He stole our toy! And mocked us" the twins shouted angrily.

"Haruhi is your sister not your toy! She is also my daughter and tomorrow she's taking that tyrant to her house! Does no one else worry or in fact LISTEN?" Tamaki shouted standing over the identical boys screaming his head off about random stuff, and coming up with unbelievable ideas from the theatre in his head about how their studies date was going to turn into seduction etc. Soon he decided they were all going to Haruhi's house to spy and make sure nothing happens. Kaoru glanced at his brother 'no one has ever declared a war with us and actually stood a chance. I mean- he was adapting a role so fast that anything we threw became used. It's not natural! (No that's what you call living with my mother ^.^ ninja for words. Mom calls it foot in mouth syndrome)

I woke up with this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. I knew if I was going to keep myself a boy in everyone's eyes it needed to be a secret, the more people who knew the more I was taking a risk, but I admit I was horrible with big secrets. I decided it was nothing to worry about as I brushed my hair, placed on my binder, some ripped paint splattered jeans and black t-shirt before hoping on Cheshire and heading to Haruhi's house using the directions she gave me.

Tamaki pov:

"My precious Haruhi…on a date…with that Tyrant!" Tamaki cried in his occupied limo hiding behind Haruhi's apt.

"Tono how exactly are we going to spy if we can't even see inside the apt?" I couldn't help sulking in the side of the limo. I hadn't thought of that! And if Haruhi saw us she would get very angry. Nooooo don't be angry with papa it's not his fault it's that germ Kana! "It seems Kana-kun has arrived" Kyouya sad coolly with no interest as he typed away on his Pov:

I drove up to the apt and parked Cheshire on the side watching Haruhi come out of her apt. she was in a summer dress like shirt, some jean shorts and jacket. "Kana-kun change of plans, want to go to the library? My dad's on a cleaning rage" I smiled knowing very well how crazy people could get about cleaning… I was one of them. "Ok, we'll take Cheshire." I smirked at Haruhi's face contorting "as long as you go the speed limit and are careful." Pulling out the extra helmet "deal" Haruhi jumped on behind me and we drove off. Slowly and not in panic this time. "So where is the library?" I said in a bit of a helpless laugh. "Oh sorry! Forgot you're still new here." Haruhi guided me to the library and I let her go in ahead as I parked the bike. I felt that strange stomach pain again and I know it wasn't T.O.M coming to town; it was like a warning type feeling. I went and caught up to Haruhi gawking at the new library "wow this place looks… like a library!" I said sarcastically seeing as I am really not too fond of books. I know! This is my first time here, too. It's new!" Haruhi said observing the doors like prey. *sweat drop* what is her definition of fun? Sighing I followed her into the quiet building. The smell of ink overflowed as we went to one of the separate rooms to study by ourselves with no distractions. It was a window room so librarians could still keep an eye on anyone in it. Mostly used as conference rooms. I closed the glass door and sat my bag down taking out my math book and notes. "You ready?" no! I HATE calculus! *sigh* "yeah as I will ever be."

Tamaki Pov:

We followed the two into the commoner's library. I couldn't believe that tyrant had her ride his death trap bike again! "They went into one of the conference rooms!" one twin said as the other whined "now we can't hear them!" I was about to ask mama what to do but when I turned Kyouya wasn't anywhere to be seen (went to hide and type on his laptop) "well at least we can keep an eye on them just in case he tries anything!" I whispered to the twins. We separated so as not to look suspicious and get seen.

End pov:

Haruhi made calculus sound so easy! Why can't the teacher be this blunt? "Any other problems you have with calculus?" I shook my head smiling. Till I looked passed her catching sight of three obvious host club members. So they were following us? I smirked "so what is it with you and the host club do you like them or not?" Haruhi sighed and told about her debt and how it's almost paid off. She admits it's fun but sometimes she wanted to get back at them in some way or another. "Hey Haruhi?" "Yeah Kana-kun?" asking bluntly "you know it's pretty easy to get revenge on them." Haruhi looked quizzical "how… wait you mean our stunt yesterday." I leaned across the table getting close to her face and asked "I need someone to keep me sane and so do you. You knew I was a girl since you could feel the binder, but they don't know so… let's do a duet partner." Haruhi got a bit of a smirk and I swear I was rubbing off on her "deal" packing our stuff we left the library and headed to some arcade games and lunch where I showed my expert moves. I never told her about the stalkers.

"That was…fun!" Haruhi laughed "We really need to do that again" I agreed driving back to her apartment. "Yeah…it's great to hang out with a girl once in a while. Be ourselves" Haruhi sighed and leaned against the wall next to her front door. I on the other hand leaned on the railing. "You like Tamaki, don't you?" Haruhi slipped a little "What?! No?" Haruhi trailed off about his idiocy, but it was clear.

"It didn't take too long for me to figure it out seeing how you react around him and talk about him" I smiled looking up at the sky seeing it darken. I laughed at Haruhi's expression when the door suddenly swung open. "Haruhi~ is this the study date?" the cross dresser of a dad said eyeing me like candy. "Yes my names Kana Tsubasa I'm Haruhi's class mate." The man took my hand and grinned "so should I call you miss or mister?" Haruhi's dad said, I figured I couldn't hide something like this from a pro. "Um… if you please keep my feminine gender a secret I would be most grateful." Ranka only nodded ready to let me in when I heard voices. "MY Darling Haruhi and father! Don't let that tyrant bewitch you!" we all turn to see the four host club members outside the apt. I couldn't believe my eyes seeing Ranka move with inhuman speed and stomp on Tamaki "a bug, I found a bug, let me squish it!" before turning to the rest "oh my how lovely to see you all, please do come in. Haruhi would you be a dear and make some tea~" I mentally noted not to get on Ranka's bad side while snickering into the living room. All eyes settled on me as I made myself comfy at the table. Tamaki yelled pointing an accusing finger at me calling me a fraud, deception, etc. "the bug speaks! Shut up bug!" Ranka put a very pointy high heel on Tamaki back pressing to make a mark. "Kana-kun is such a gentleman, helping Haruhi with her school work and having fun." "WHAT?! How could you accept him so openly, yet, act so ill will upon me?!" Tamaki cried, looking at Ranka. "Because, unlike you, Kana-kun isn't handsy with MY daughter. Or making her do things for you." Ranka glared at the currently cowering Tamaki. The rest of the Host Club looked at Kana strangely, wondering what he had done to make Ranka believe that he was a gentleman. "But, Kana is such a delinquent, has an attitude!" Hikaru whined "Yeah, he took Haruhi on his motorcycle! Gets into arguments with others!" Kaoru added with a small pout. I could only roll my eyes and comment. "First off, my motorcycle is not a death trap. His names Cheshire, second I don't argue? I simply explaining why I'm right" The twins stared at me disbelieving, then Ranka, and then Haruhi. "You named your bike?" I glared at them in warning to try and make fun of my baby. They backed off quickly and I spent the rest of the time silently watching Tamaki get his but whooped by Ranka and the twins laughing, Kyouya snuck out and went presumably home.

"Goodnight guys." Haruhi said waving to everyone as they left I was the last to leave. "You know you're like the little sister I always wanted… I had fun. See ya Monday!" I sat on the railing sliding down the stairs and onto Cheshire. "You too Kana-kun, see you Monday." She went back into her house and I was bombarded by the hosts. The twins and Tamaki instantly surrounded me. "What?" I said glaring up at them. "HOW DARE YOU TRICK HARUHI'S FATHER INTO BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN!? THAT'S, THAT'S-!" Tamaki screamed "shock me, say something intelligent" I grinned walking Cheshire around him. I know it was mean but he had it coming. I drove off to my house happy to know how close of a friend I got from this school and how funny Tamaki's face looked as I left. Though the twins snickering made my stomach do a sick flip.

Haruhi pov:

Haruhi checked her phone to see she had almost 15 missed calls. Most of them from Tamaki. She admits that it was cute in that creepy, stalker manner. Haruhi smiled, and checked her voicemail. Her feelings for him were becoming clearer.

End pov:

'Hikaru and Kaoru, huh? They're pretty hot…and they've got a great sense of humor when they're not trying to be mean. Kaoru is so level headed and sweet and Hikaru is such a nutcase evil genius sometimes. But of course I can't let them know that. If I had known someone like them was here would I have chosen to look like a girl? Maybe, but I can't let them know now. I have a deal with Haruhi to take sweet revenge on them and their womanizing antics. Smirking I went to sleep.(um… your womanizing too?)

Kaoru pov:

Kana-kun noticed Tono and us easily in the library but pretended like we weren't there. He even smirked getting closer to our toy! God he annoys me and Hikaru so much with that smirk and those eyes! Ah what's wrong with me? He's like a chick sometimes! We had to make sure nothing more happened so we gave away our position and entered the house. Tono was getting an ass kicking from Ranka and Kana was… quiet I knew Hikaru was feeling weird by this so he ignored and watched tono instead. But I just felt… wrong. But as we left Haruhi's small, cramped apt we notice going against him isn't working! "He's up to something?" Hikaru stated as we watched him drive off on his bike he calls Cheshire. We exchanged glances and agreeing silently. Reverse-psychology-tactic "tono give up for tonight, we'll see them Monday." With those words we left the to our own limo and drove home to plan against Kana-kun.