(AUTHOR'S NOTES: Sorry for the long delay, life and Mass Effect 3 distracted me. Please review)
Operation Slayers and Non Essentials, the Second Coming:
Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
"YES BUFFY! YOU FAILED! YOU FAILED THEM ALL! What would your mother say?"
In that instant, that one second it takes to process that one word Illyria spat out with such venom and malice, it happened. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the champion of mankind, the Chosen One...snapped.
"FUCK YOU! FUCK!...YOU! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ME! I am all that stands between life and death on this earth! When things get bad, I am the one everyone goes to! With all of our allies, all of our champions, I am always the one who has to give the orders and make the hard decisions! Hell, I was brought back from the dead twice because there is nobody else that can do what i do! I'm not a God! I can't do everything, be everywhere and stop every evil in the world! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"
Buffy announced as she paced up and down the library ruins.
"We tipped the cosmic scales when we activated you all. That means that Hell is gonna hit us harder and with more players, soon. And there's always the First. Did we trap it or just piss it off by taking out some of its employees? I don't think it's possible to actually destroy the First unless it has a corporeal form or we get every person and demon in the world to hug a tree. Regardless this all means that were gonna have to be able to hit back harder than we ever did before. All of our training, defenses and precautions up to this point are now useless, old news. From here on out were gonna be more thorough, train longer, hit harder, leave no prisoners and show no mercy! If Hell won't hold back, then neither will we.
Any questions?"
Both Slayer and witch silently looked upon one another for a brief period of time before Kennedy finally headed towards the door.
"Ken!" Willow shouted.
Kennedy slowly turned to face her former lover with her hand still on the doorknob.
"If you ever need anything...I'm always here for you Ken."
Kennedy suddenly smiled back to her old lover before she left the room, "I know Will, I know."
Chapter 2
Dear Journal.
A month has passed since we defeated vamp Joan of Arc. Lucky, thanks to Slayer healing and me not being too seriously hurt, we are all fully recovered. The castle is still a wreck and we have been camping outside in the abandoned demon encampment. Yeah, Illyria's demon camp is abandoned. The demons and Illyria left soon after Buffy was back to her normal Chosen One self, and were kind enough to leave us enough tents and some weapons. Spike and Angel left with Illyria to fly the plane and continue to look for recruits. Buffy said that they would most likely come back sometime soon, as she is confident that were gonna need them when evil throws it's next wave at us.
Under Xander's watch we all help to rebuild the castle piece by piece. Our basic facilities work and all of the walls have been dry walled, but we still have a way to go.
OH! And It's supposed to be hush hush, but word travels fast...WILLOW AND KENNEDY ARE OK NOW!...Or at least they can be in the same room without the looks and the fighting. But still, it's progress.
Dawn and I are doing great, and so are Rona and Vi. However i wonder about Satsu and Kennedy. If i didn't know any better I would think they are really doing it like bunnies when they go off to do their, "Leader's only", training. Anyways, Dana is now officially part of Satsu's group. Figures as much, Satsu for some reason treats Dana like a little sister.
Giles and Olivia on the other hand are constantly going crazy. I would imagine trying to operate a Slayer headquarters and run its medical facilities is quite a chore when the headquarters looks like an unfinished construction site.
Buffy and Faith on the other hand, or Fuffy as i like to call them, couldn't be happier. Teaching and preaching how "roughing it" outside is supposed to be the natural surroundings of the primal and original Slayer essence in all the Slayers. And always using all the open space to hold their own version of "war games". I don't know how i end up getting tossed around even though i am supposed to be the water boy and referee, but Dawn always seem to come back horny so i can't really complain. Oh and Fuffy always making moon eyes at each other, always all snuggly with each other in plain sight...If i didn't have Dawn i would be sick and then jealous, but lucky me.
At the moment we are very slowly taking in new recruits, Slayers and watchers alike. We very recently got a Slayer and her watcher from Mexico. Giles then pretended to treat me like i am important, but i know it's because i speak the best Mexican out of all of us.
Although we are still rebuilding, all of our training still occurs. Giles somehow finds time to tutor me as a watcher and after a few demonstrations; Willow has finally started to teach me more than just meditation. O and Fuffy does group Tai Chi with the girls on the side lawn before making the girls chase them through the forest and back. And i have to say, some of those moves look...Well I suggested to Fuffy a few times to teach the group yoga on the lawn. Unfortunately, that hasn't happened yet.
O. i have to go, the Slayers are calling me.
End of Entry, Andrew Wells.
"Andy! Put down the pen and paper and get your blond ass over here! We're gonna show the girls the basics on how to defeat mages!" Faith shouted to the young watcher.
"...Ohhh how fun, i get to have my ass kicked...again," Andrew said to himself as he walked towards the lawn where all the Slayers were eagerly awaiting their teachings.
When Andrew made his way over to Willow, Buffy and Faith, he began to put on his protective gear as willow started to preach, "Ok first thing about witches, the less powerful ones have to chant and use items to cast spells. Go for the items or stop the witch or warlock from chanting first. If a magic user can't concentrate, the magic user is useless. All magic takes concentration. Andrew if you please?"
The young watcher picked up a book Willow pointed to on the ground and began reading what he soon realized was a levitation chant. As Andrew continued to chant, a nearby log started to float in the air.
"Now, exhibit B," Willow told her audience as she took a small stone out of her pocket and threw it at Andrew's hands. This caused the book to fall, Andrew's chants to stop and the log to fall.
"Any questions?" Willow asked while looking at her students.
One of Sastu's crew raised her hand and asked, "Wouldn't it be easier and death effective to just throw the rock or weapon at Andrew instead of at the object?"
"What? NO! NO! IT WOULD BE LESS EFFECTIVE BECAUSE... BECAUSE I SAY SO! SO THERE WILL BE NO STONEING OF ME!" Andrew yelled and pleaded as the others laughed at him.
"Andrew, pick the book back up and chant again," Willow ordered as she picked up two more small stones.
As the young man started to chant, this time he would look up every so often to make sure he doesn't get a rock in the face or worse. Luckily, at the last second Andrew saw two stones coming his way and evaded the one aimed for his head. Unfortunately, the stone aimed for the book still connected and knocked it to the ground.
"Any more questions?" Willow asked as she turned to her audience.
This time, nobody had anything else to add.
"I have a question, WHY AM I ALWAYS THE PUNCHING BAG?" Andrew whaled.
"Because Andy, we all know Dawny kisses your bubu's away after hours. Hahahaha!..OWWCH!" Kennedy yelped as a stone thrown from Buffy and Dawn hit both her shoulders.
"Moving On!" Willow exclaimed, grabbing everyone's attention once again.
"So next up is Stopping a mage who can cast spells without items or spell books...Buffy?" Willow asked as she waved her hand for Buffy to take center stage.
"Wait, what? NOOOO! NO BUFFY! NOOOOO BUFFY!" Andrew squealed as he turned to run away.
"ANDREW FREEZE!" Buffy yelled at the young watcher.
"Awww, Buffy c'monnnn. I bruise...well not easier than normal humans but nooooo... owwwies!" Andrew complained as he turned to face his soon to be opponent.
"Ok Andrew, launch something at me"
"Um...like what?" the young watcher asked the Chosen one.
"How the hell should i know? I don't know, fireball me...'Kame-ha-me-ha', me," Buffy mocked the young man as she did the air quotations around Kame-ha-me-ha; Causing the others to laugh almost to the point of pissing themselves.
Andrew, becoming increasingly embarrassed with face turning different shades of red, decided to give the Slayer what she wanted.
"Kaaaaa...meeee," Andrew chanted as he began to take the required open palms on top of each other by his side stance as his hands started to glow with blue energy.
"Give her hell honey!" Dawn cheered from her seated position amongst the crowd of Slayers.
"haaaaa...meeeeee!" Andrew continued to chant as his hands began to produce a big glowing ball of blue crackling energy.
"ANDY! ANDY! ANDY!" Kennedy began to chant, showing her team mates to do the same for one of their own, as dorky as he is.
"HHAAAAA!" Andrew shouted as he launched his arms forwards, letting loose a bright blue beam of crackling energy towards Buffy.
As Andrew was about to launch his attack, Buffy started to run forwards and then leaped and back flipped in the air over the young watcher as he launched his attack. Andrew tried to swing his arms and his magical attack as fast as he can to hit Buffy in midair but to no avail, Buffy's speed and momentum carried her well over Andrews head before the young man's magical attack could attempt to reach her. As Andrew brought his hands from above his head towards the ground in hopes of hitting Buffy who already landed behind him, the young watcher's attack was halted as Buffy gave him a light shin kick just before stray bolts of energy brunt her hair.
"OWWWCH! OWW! OWW! OWW! Jeez Buffy your such a girl!" Andrew squealed as he jumped up and down on one leg and held his hands over the other one.
Buffy ignored the whaling watcher and turned her attention back to her pupils, "We are Slayers. Chosen girls in all the world endowed with the SPEED, strength and skill to beat the vampires, demons and rising dark, blah blah. Point is, sure Andrew could make me extra crispy. Buuuttt, he has to catch me first. I can react faster than he can, before his magical attack leaves his body. To beat Andrew...i mean to defeat Andrew, I used my eyes to see when he was going to launch his attack as well as my superior speed to get out of the way and close the distance between us in order to take away his advantage."
"Any questions?" Buffy asked her students.
"No? Ok good. We're gonna run some drills. Andrew will attack Ken's group and Willow will attack Satsu's group. Faith will supervise Andrew's group and I will supervise Satsu's. Let's go girls!"
"Hey!" Andrew shouted in objection as he stamped his foot and crossed his arms beside Buffy.
"I stand by my statement," Buffy said as she smiled and barely held back her laughter.
"Not the way Dawnie tells it," Kennedy said with a smile as she pointed her thumb towards her best friend.
"OWWWWCH! FUCK Dawn! Just because your man is endowed with a 'penis of the God's' doesn't mean you have to hit me!" Kennedy said with a wink towards Andrew as she rubbed her shoulder.
Laughter then filled the Slayer Central encampment as Andrew, filled with pride, smiled and puffed out his chest while Dawn then tackled her best friend and tickled her mercilessly.
"Apologize! Now!" Dawn demanded.
"AAHAHAHA! ff fuck you Dawn!Ahahaha no way!" Kennedy retorted with laughter.
"Satsu! Help me!" Dawn called to her Asian sister Slayer.
Knowing that the Asian Slayer knows all of her sweet and sensitive spots, Kennedy quickly caved, "What? No! AAHAHA! Ok sorry! Sorry!"
"Mmm, Not good enough. Who's my bitch?" Dawn asked Kennedy with a devilish grin as Satsu sat beside Kennedy and Dawn.
"Oh fuck you both!" Kennedy shouted to her attacker.
Within three seconds, Dawn and Satsu exchanged a look, a nod and positions as Satsu was now on top of Kennedy, "Dawn, Pin her shoulders above her head." Satsu commanded a happily obliging Dawn.
"Satz please no," Kennedy begged.
"Say it," Satsu and Dawn both commanded in unison.
"Fuck! Yo...AHAHAHAHA! C'mon stop, ahahahahahaha!..." Kennedy started to shake and convulse with laughter as Satsu's ticklish fingers attack the rib sides of Kennedy's breasts.
"Say it!" Satsu commanded again.
"FUCK! Ahahahahaha! YOU bitch! Ahahahaha!..." Kennedy replied.
With a devious grin, Satsu hooked he heels around Kennedy's calf's and moved her fingers to tickle the back of Kennedy's exposed knee caps while commanding Dawn to resume performing Satsu's former actions.
"AHAHAHA! AHAHAH! Sa... Satz what are you?.. HOLY FUCK MOTHER OF GOD! I GIVE! I GIVE! I'M YOUR BITCH! IM YOUR BITCH!" Kennedy screamed out as Satsu began to touch the back of her knees; Knowing full well that within seconds, her sister Slayer's keen senses of smell would tell them of Kennedy's own arousal.
After a few good cheers by the rest of the Slayers, Satsu bent down to Kennedy's ear and whispered, "And don't you ever forget it Ken-Flow," just before she gave Kennedy a mocking peck on the cheek as she got off of the Brunette Slayer.
"Your so fucking dead the next time we do hand to hand sparring," Kennedy spoke out, looking right at Satsu while rubbing her formerly bound flesh.
Satsu retaliated by simply blowing Kennedy a kiss and winking at her, earning her hand slaps and cheers from her every other Slayer. Every slayer except the original Chosen two of course.
"IF YOU SISSY'S ARE FINISHED THROWING YOUR PANTIES AT EACH OTHER! MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK TO TRAINING?" Faith yelled, earning her everyone's full attention.
"Good, now get your candy asses up and get set up! The sooner we pass the time, the sooner we get to dinner time," Faith said as she looked and then winked at Andrew.
Within two minutes, the two groups were formed.
"Ok Rona, i know this is gonna be hard for you because of your style, but try doing what we saw that guy do in the movie we saw a few months ago." Faith preached to her home girl.
"Ok Go!" Faith ordered.
Rona began to charge at Andrew in her familiar bull rush fashion as Andrew began to charge his non-lethal magic attack. After mere seconds passed, Andrew threw his arms forwards and unleashed his magical attack at Rona. The dark skinned Slayer look as if the magical attack would connect head on with her. However, at the last moment Rona lunged towards the ground, rolled twice and then stopped herself an inch away from kicking Andrew in the crotch.
Claps and cheers filled the air as both Andrew and Dawn let out a sigh of relief that Rona decided not to send Andrew's testicles into his throat.
"Nice job Ron! Ok, you're up fire crotch!" Faith ordered an embarrassed and slightly angered Vi.
"Yo Faith, can you not call my girl that?" Rona said as she defended her woman, arm wrapping around Vi's side.
"But isn't the sex so much better when she's pissed?" Faith countered.
"...Carry on", Rona dismissed as she waved her arm in the air and earned a Slayer swat on the ass in return.
"Save it for the honeymoon you two. Vi, you're up" Faith ordered.
Slightly blushing, Vi took her stance at the front of the line.
"GO!" Faith commanded.
Andrew unfortunately started his magical attack way to late as Vi's war cry greatly startled him momentarily. The young watcher barely had enough time to even try to hit Vi as the Slayer was zig zagging all over the place.
Within seconds, Vi's elbow was an inch away from Andrew's throat as he held his hands in the air in defeat.
"Wow, nice job fire crotch! Dawnie, you're up," Faith ordered.
Like watching a rerun of what just happened with Buffy, Dawn was a spitting image of her elder sister. The only exception being when Dawn landed behind Andrew and as the young man turned to face her, Dawn kissed her boyfriend's nose. Not only did this cause Andrew to instantly stop his attack and fall into puppy mode, but Dawn's actions caused a large number of her sister Slayers to dry heave and make sickening sounds. All except Buffy, Faith, Vi and Rona, who were smiling. Buffy was smiling and appreciating her sister's moves even more so as she was proud of Dawn's abilities as a Slayer.
"Ok love birds, save it for tonight..Or possibly when we all actually have our own rooms. Ken, you're up," Faith commanded.
"GO!" Faith shouted.
Andrew again began to charge his non-lethal magic attack and again a Slayer was running towards him. When Andrew unleashed his magical attack and started to move it towards Kennedy, the Slayer dove under it and then over it again as Andrew tried to hit her with his attack. When Kennedy landed after diving over Andrew's magical attack she tucked her head and rolled into a ball. Then as the brunette Slayer uncoiled herself, she jumped in the air, over Andrews attack and did a midair spinning roundhouse kick to gain more momentum and get face to face with her attacker. Unfortunately, Slayer and watcher met foot to face as Kennedy accidently kicked Andrew right across the jaw, sending the young man to the ground and making him see stars as Kennedy's group rushed to his aid.
"O shit! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Kennedy shouted repeatedly as she cradled a semi dazed Andrew and rocked back and forth with him in her arms.
"Um.. Ken? You know he's my boyfriend right?" Dawn asked her best friend while trying not to laugh.
"What?" Kennedy asked as she looked around and saw everyone staring with smiles and giggles.
"You love me! You really, really love me!" Andrew shouted as he hugged his squad leader and earned a large chorus of 'aww's' and 'woooooo's'.
"Get off me you geek!" Kenned yelled and squirmed in embarrassment as she pushed Andrew off of her.
"And if you scare me like that again I'm going to roundhouse kick you in the balls next time!" the embarrassed Slayer warned.
Un-phased by Kennedy's threats, the young watcher stared at her and sang, "Andrew and Kennedy sitting in a tree! K.I.S.S.I.N.G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then.."
"Then I rip your balls off and force feed them to you if continue that!" Kennedy warned again as she got off the ground.
Deciding it was time to save Kennedy from more embarrassment Faith shouted to everyone, "Alright! Enough about Andy's sac! Back to work!"
After a round of 'ewwww's', training resumed until Dinner time.
'BURRRP'! Was the only sound heard around the giant campfire as Faith and Kennedy both belched at the same time, trying to discover whom was the loudest.
"EWWW! Faith! God your such a pig!" Buffy scolded the other Slayer sitting between her thighs as she swatted Faith on the shoulder.
"Oink oink baby," Faith said as she smiled and looked up at her lover's face.
"So Buffy's gonna make you squeal tonight huh Faith?" Kennedy asked the elder sitting beside her.
"Here's hoping kiddo," Faith retorted as she Hi-fived Kennedy.
"Faith!" Buffy shrieked.
"God! Will you freaks stop already? Ewww!" Dawn shrieked after Buffy.
"Oh c'mon D, not like Andrew isn't gonna be porking you after patrol" Faith mused.
"EEWWW! For God's Sake Faith she is my baby sister!" Buffy again shrieked as she made a disgusted face
"...Or possibly the other way around," Kennedy spoke out, referring to what Faith just said.
Just before most of the campers started to laugh uncontrollably, Andrew spit out his Zima after Kennedy's last comment, right onto the campfire. This of course made everyone laugh like they were on laughing gas. Some of the Slayers in Satsu's crew had to get up and run to the castle to use the restroom, holding their asses as they ran. Which again, caused the remaining people around the campfire to laugh even harder.
When the laughter started to die down, Andrew looked at Kennedy and asked, "...Ken... what the hell man?... I mean.. Woman?"
"Oh don't act like you wouldn't like it Andy," Faith butted in.
As the campers continued to laugh at Andrew's expense, a familiar voice overheard the last bit of conversation and asked, "I do hope that we are talking about Andrew cooking us a ham for dinner tomorrow"
Suddenly, the laughter stopped and everyone wore a look as if they were now scarred for life as Giles, Olivia, Xander and Willow came from the castle with marshmallows and other goodies in their hands.
After a brief moment of uncomfortable silence, Faith took it upon herself to break the ice, "So red, Fury, G-unit, what's the what today?"
"Faith i do hate it when you call me that," Giles responded as he put his glasses back on.
"We managed to finally get in contact with every major contact the Council has and told them about what happened here. The secondary head Council group in England are going to send a specialty construction crew for Xander to over-see, along with all papers and building permits", Olivia told the group as she rubbed Giles' back and sat beside him.
"Geee!" Xander squealed in excitement which earned him a few startled and disturbed looks.
"Hey, now i get to make all of your rooms bigger and better. And maybe we can have a pool, so don't look at me like that!" Xander explained to the group.
After a few roars and cheers and as the Slayers who went to use the castle's facilities returned, Giles continued, "We still have a budget to work with everyone, so don't get any ideas. Now, in addition, London's Council will be sending us new weapons and books to replace the ones we lost. That means i will need some of you, and even I am cringing when i say this, to do inventory with me."
Following Giles last statement, nothing but groans and complaints were heard from Slayer Central. Giles was then forced to quiet everyone down,
"Alright, alright! I understand it's not a fun job a Slayer would normally do but, well to bad. I need some hands and your all i have to work with. Maybe i could even teach some of you the benefits of organizational skills. Also, Olivia will need some temporary help as we will be receiving medical supplies and equipment along with the construction crew. Now most importantly, I expect all of you to be on your best behavior when this crew arrives. I do not want to see any of you wearing those God awful street walker outfits you all magically have when the construction crew begins to work on our home. The last thing this place needs is underage mothers out of wedlock."
"Oh God Giles please, let me do the sex talk. For the love God Giles let me do the sex talk, please," Buffy begged her father figure.
Giles gave his surrogate daughter that annoyed pursed lipped looks he gives her when she annoys him, "Alright, in conclusion. Be on your best behavior when we have the construction crew over and help out when you can...In a non-sexual way".
"OOKAAAYYY! So who is up for patrol?" Buffy got up and asked with a squeaky voice.
Like magic, every person except Xander, Willow, Olivia and Giles got up and headed for the tent that housed their remaining weapons and stakes.
Giles and the remainders simply smiled and gather around the fire and started to unpackage the marshmallows and s'mores, "Way to go Giles! More for us!" Xander cheered as he went to sit next to Giles, on the opposite side of Olivia.
"More munchies for us!" Willow happily cheered as she sat next to her best friend, resting her head on his shoulder and eating a s'more before getting an idea.
"Hey Xander?" Willow asked, getting the attention of her best friend.
Willow suddenly dabbed the s'more on her nose and felt it leave some gewy goodness. Xander could do nothing but laugh as he dipped his head down and cleaned Willow's nose with his mouth, earning giggles from both Willow and himself.
"So much for enjoying civilized conversation," Giles sighed.
"Oh c'mon Andy! Let me see it!" Faith pressured Andrew.
"Faith no!"
"Aww c'mon Andy, just whip it out," Faith smirked as she whispered into Andrew's ear.
"Faith, please stop teasing my sister's boyfriend." Buffy pleaded.
"What? All i ask is she shows us his hell hounds? I always wanted a dog B, you know that," Faith quipped.
"Faith, you do have any idea how hard it is to summon demons? Every time i do, if i don't do it exactly right, down to the last decimal...Whatever i summon would be uncontrollable. Even Willow doesn't resort to demon summoning, and she doesn't for a reason! If i didn't already know how to summon less powerful things before i met you guys, i wouldn't have done it when Joan attacked us." Andrew explained to Faith.
Faith then strode ahead of Andrew while the large group of demon hunters were on patrol and asked him, "I'll show ya my puppies if ya show me yours?", as she plumped her breasts up with her hands in front of the young man and gave him a wink.
"Buffy! Make your ho stop hitting on my boyfriend!" Dawn complained to her sister.
"Oh c'mon D, I'm just having fun...not my fault you can't hold onto your man...UMMF!" Faith retorted towards Dawn before she was tackled to the ground by Buffy Summer's Jr.
"AHAHAHAHA! Oh c'mon D, i was joking!" Faith laughed as she was trying to weakly defend herself against Dawn's grappling.
"Kick her ass baby!" Andrew cheered on his love.
"Oh fuck you And...OWWW! OK DAWN Oww! Stop! I give, I'm sorry" Faith unwillingly apologized as Dawn managed to straddle Faith and get her in a wrist lock behind Faith's head.
Feeling proud of herself, Dawn smiled as she relinquished Faith from her hold and got off of her. The younger Summers woman then strode over to Andrew and kissed him, grabbed his hand and continued to patrolling with the rest of the group.
"You know you asked for that," Buffy smiled down at her lover as she helped Faith off the ground.
"And I'm supposed to know your sister is the new Bret 'The Hitman' Heart?" Faith mock asked Buffy as she rose from the ground.
"Bret Heart did a leg move which is incredibly easy to stop, you big baby. My sister just spanked you," Buffy commented.
Faith looked at Buffy while raising a brow at her and revealing a smile, "I knew there ain't no way you can be all girly girl dyke Slayer and not be a bit butch!"
"Hey! I am not butch!" Buffy stomped and pouted.
"Just because i watched the golden years of wrestling with my dad and wrestled with Dawn, doesn't make me butch!"
Faith just chuckled at the blond Slayer before gently biting Buffy's lip, taking it in-between hers and sucking on it gently before slowly letting it pop out of her mouth, "You are soooooo butch, but i think it's sexy."
Just as Buffy smiled and leant in to give her lover a chaste kiss, a familiar sound pulled them apart, "If you two are done making us hot and bothered and giving Andrew the biggest hard on he ever had, can we get back to trying to find trouble?" Kennedy asked the Chosen Two.
As Buffy and Faith looked around, they were surrounded by Slayers and one watcher whose face was red as a tomato.
"Wow Andy, maybe we should let you and Dawn go off alone for 15 minutes?" Faith asked Andrew with a wink as she looked at his crotch. This of course, made everyone present to look at the young watcher's crotch and giggle and gasp. Andrew tried to cover his lower half with his hands but his hands not being close to his pants gave it away.
"Or Maybe ... we should let him stay...have some fun?" Kennedy mused as she whispered into Andrew's ear and draped her arms over his chest from behind him, loving how embarrassed she makes him.
"Why me God? Why?" Andrew asked as he looked to the sky.
"Because were hungry!"
"And Horny!"