Love is weird?

It has been almost 4 months now since our partnership. Making the host club in a rile every time I went dark and seduced Haruhi, but she knew it was an act since she too was in it. Though the pranks between me and the twins became worse and worse, they were sometimes nice and then sometimes not. Like schizo's there were a couple times they came close to finding out I was a girl. When I change for P.E. or when I changed into the ridiculous cosplay during club. Today was going to be no different hopefully. I arrived at school early to hang out with Haruhi and exchange notes... I felt a little weird around them sometimes but refused to acknowledge any of it. As I walked the hallway I felt a pair of arms interlock mine and hands in my hair "hey Kana-kun~?" Kaoru purred "what Kaoru?" I said trying to pry myself out of their reach. "You're very feminine aren't you? Your hair is smooth with no split ends and you have soft skin" "you also smell really good too" I felt my cheeks burn as I finally got out of hands reach. "Whoa! Are you hitting on me? Look you two may have this thing going on between you two but . !" I knew these two were trouble when I first saw them! They began to argue with me "we are certainly NOT gay!" I sighed and pulled out my rebellious act "whatever just don't get so handsy and act all friendly. I know you're trying to pull something on me and I am not falling for it." I smirked passing them and kept walking. "Kana-kun has a bit of an attitude problem doesn't he?" Hikaru said. I couldn't help but reply "oh? I don't have an attitude problem Hikaru. I just have a personality you. Can't .handle. Admit it!" as I poked him I swore I saw him… blush? No it's just the lighting. I turned to retreat with my evil grin "Kidnap him?" Hikaru muttered "agreed" Kaoru said. That was all I had to hear when I took off like the white rabbit. "Whoa, he's fast!" cutting corners and headed for Haruhi's meet up place slamming the door closed behind me and locking it. "Kana-kun? What's wrong?" I shushed her and listened "WHERE'D HE GO?!" was heard from outside the Library. Haruhi sweat dropped seeing my predicament. (p.s. Bold means I switched to English) I sighed "this is so not going according to my plan if I'm constantly hassled by them." "What?" I unlocked the library and we headed to a table "nothing. Just tired of them pranking me." Haruhi smiled "you know I almost felt sorry for you… then I slowly deducted something." I peered at her from my sluggish form in my chair "what's that?" Haruhi's smirk grew "you like them." I plainly fell out of my chair "Like is a strong word, don't you think?" Haruhi giggled as I got up and left for class. "People say you can't live without love~" Haruhi stated but I replied "are we going to argue about this? Because I say oxygen is more important." It was chemistry this time and I helped Haruhi and a couple others with the chemical levels. We were not working with H2SO4 so I was a little worried to say the least.

"Kana-kun thanks for helping me study. Here I made us bentos" I took the bento happily with a little bit of tear drama "thank you! You're awesome!" Haruhi smiled and we started eating in piece (you have this thing about cafeteria food since elementary school. don't trust it, never will, rich schools are no different in your mind.) till the terror twins showed up again. I looked up in time to see the angry topaz eyes of Hikaru and Kaoru. A dark cloud seemed to encase the twins as they spoke. "Share!" is all they said and I smirked "childish aren't we, fine." the dark clouds evaporated as they ate the bento I had only somewhat consumed. I took out my pocky to snack on since I knew I wasn't getting the lunch back. My heart had skipped a couple beats seeing their happy faces.

"You really shouldn't be so mean to Kana-kun" Haruhi said, as she walked away to the host club. I sighed getting off the grass walking away. "Were you going?" I cringed as the twins took attention to me. "What does it matter? Go mess with Haruhi or Tamaki" "Haruhi and Tono are no fun anymore" Hikaru grinned "Yeah. You're much more fun to mess with" Kaoru added with a similar grin. 'Homicide is illegal, homicide is illegal, homicide is illegal. I don't look good in orange!'(Jail uniforms) I started walking away but felt something slide under my foot. "Did you just fall?" I heard Kaoru snicker, the redness in my face very apparent. "NO, I attacked the floor!" I said sarcastically pissed off rubbing my sore butt. "Backwards?" Hikaru pointed out and I lost it. "I'm freaking talented!" I screamed before running away from my embarrassment. I grabbed Haruhi and admitted I liked them but wanted to kill at the same time in the janitor's closet. We sat their contemplating if we should keep at our pranks or let our feelings do some serious overtime. Haruhi wanted to confirm Tamaki's feelings but I was soooo not ready. I didn't even know which one I liked more? And they think I'm a guy! Crap! Haruhi sighed saying "you know what Kana, we are so going to hell" I smiled a little and finished "oh? Then I'm driving" letting out some giggles we left the closet and down to the club. I decided to exact some revenge on the twin troubles. Opening the door I kept my smile from faltering as Hikaru announced "oh look klutz finally arrived." I smiled a little bigger making them even more curious "what?" "Did you even see what I did when you weren't looking?" they looked at each other then back at me "do what? When?" I sighed and went to my table "exactly!"

It was funny to say Hikaru and Kaoru were paranoid the rest of club hours.