Sorry... My amazing excuse is in the ending authors note. Feel free to read it. It's an actual excuuuse!(: I'm gonna try to give you another chapter after this one to make up for it!((: WINNERS OF THE SONG THINGY!

When I got back from vacation a few weeks ago, I checked my e-mail and guess what? I HAD 118 MESSAGES! All of them from fanfiction! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

LoganxLermanxIsxMyxBoyfriend
summergirl881
Some Like It Fluffy
Krista 203
No Name
Frosty117
RileyCoyote
Ae123monkey
Daughter of Athena 101
no-percabeth-is-no-life
JayJay-Lynn
Wise-Gurl
JustAnotherAthenaGirl
BornLucky101
DaughterofHades101

Lots of people! Woo WEEEEE! I'm insane.. It was Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri!(:

When you was just a young'un your looks were so precious
But now you're grown up
So fly it's like a blessin but you can't have a man look at you for 5 seconds without you bein' insecure
You never credit yourself, so when you got older
It seems like you came back 10 times over
Now you're sittin here in this damn corner
Looking through all your thoughts and looking over your shoulder

READ AND REVIEW MY LOVELIESSSS!

THANK YOU TO MY AWESOME BETA! The Grecian Goddess! YOU ARE FANTASTIC!

I'm probably gonna wrap this story up in about 2 chapters. Oh and I'm probably gonna change the tense next chapter! Probably to past tense...(:


Jon's POV

After that lovely message last night, I can't say I slept very soundly. I barely slept at all. She scares me. She has a very evil mind. Trust me, I should know.

"Perce!" I whispered from across the room, most likely sounding scared to death, probably because I was.

"Huh? Whaaa..?" He said sitting up.

"Dude, they're out to get us!" I said worriedly, throwing the covers off of me.

"Go back to bed. I'm tired." He mumbled throwing one of his stupid pillows at me. This isn't good. This is gonna be a bad day. Dear Jesus, please help me. What have I ever done wrong?


Annabeth's POV'

"You know the plan?" Allison whispers.

"People are gonna think we're from an insane asylum. We're in all black and we have masks on." I whispers back, frantically.

"Whatever. Just wait right here while I slide the car out of the driveway." She says opening the door and slipping outside.

A few minutes later, she comes back in. "I gotta grab the keys." She says tiptoeing to the kitchen table. She grabs the keys as I slip out the door. A few moments later, she slips out right behind me, keys in hand.

I see her bright yellow X-Terra in the street. I look over at her, she nods. We take off in a sprint. We hop in the car and take off.

"Lets see." She starts, looking at the clock. "The next town with a Wal-Mart (A/N: I know some Wal-Marts don't stay open all night, but mine does. So this one will too :D) is about half an hour away. It's around 1 AM right now. That would mean we'll get there around 1:30 and get back at around 2:15. Giving us enough time to go through with the plan and get in bed before the guys and my mother notice we're even gone. Lets just pray this works." She says, muttering the last sentence.

Half an hour later, we pull into Wal-Mart. We must look like bank robbers.

"Allison, roll up your sleeves and your pant legs. We look really conspicuous." I say as I start rolling up my sleeves. What would you think if you saw two girls in all black -including the shoes- buying itching powder, two buckets, eggs, milk, oatmeal, honey, and shaving cream? That would look pretty suspicious to me.

"I doubt it." She says stepping out of the car.

After I get done and after much of Allison's arguing about how people won't look at us weird considering no one is here at this hour of the night, we head inside.


As expected, I am right. People keep giving Allison very, very strange looks.

As we are checking out, the lady keeps looking up at Allison. She really cannot stop. After every item she scans, she looks up. Allison finally gets enough of it.

"Why do you keep looking at me like that? I'm not a robber. We're paying aren't we? So what if I have a freaking mask on? Geez." She snaps, rolling her eyes. As her eyes trail over to the bakery, her face lights up. "Are those donuts?" She asks like a little girl.


Allison's POV

I'm a genius. The guys aren't going to know what hit em. Oh wait, yes they will. It'll be a bucket of milk, eggs, and oatmeal and underwear full of itching cream, as well as shoes filled with shaving cream and hair covered in honey.

I don't get even. I get ahead, except in school. Unfortunately, that's always ahead of me.

As of now, I am slipping into the boys room to put the itching powder in their underwear, while Annabeth puts shaving cream in their shoes and honey in their hair. That's what they get for squirting me with paint.

I look over at Annabeth. She's squirting honey in Jon's hair now. Ahh, his beautiful hair. It deserves to be destroyed. I hope he can get it out though. It's so soft. So, so soft.

Get back on track, Allison. I think to myself as I open up the drawer with the guys stuff in it. I find their undies -heh heh, undies- and poor some itching powder in each pair. That'll teach 'em!

I wave my arms in the air, trying to get her attention. She looks up at me and...spills honey on his face.

He swipes at it and turns onto his side. Crisis averted. Thank you God. I am forever in your debt.

I point to myself and then the door then I point to her and their shoes. Translation: I'm gonna leave while you put shaving cream in their shoes.

She nods slightly and walks over to Percy. While she opens up the bottle, I quietly slip out of the room, but not before looking at Jon's destroyed hair. God. Please make it come out. And please make his hair perfect after it washes out.


Percy's POV

"Dude!" Jons screams. "Look at my hair!" I sit up in bed, rub my eyes, and look at him. Honey stuck to his head. I look up and feel my head. Shit. They got us both.

"Well at least it will come out... right?" I say, uncertain.

"Yeah. I think it will. You want to take a shower down here or upstairs?" He asks me.

"I'll go upsatirs." I say, walking over to my bag, grabbing some clothes.

While I walk up the stairs, I hear a voice behind me.

"Sleep well, sweetie?" Annabeth asks innocently, biting her lip, then winks and walks off.

That little devil. I think, smiling to myself despite having hair covered with honey.


After I finished my shower, thankfully, all the honey was out. Well most of it I think. (A/N: I know you can't get it out with soap that easily, but just go along with

it... Please? Thannkkkk ya vuuurrryyy much! :D) I noticed the door was cracked. Hm. I think to myself. Must've not closed it all the way. I pushed open the door and was greeted by something I don't consider being very heart warming.

I hear Annabeth stifle a laugh as I wipe the goop from my eyes. Finally, she can't help it, she bursts into fits of laughter. I look over at her and smile. I start walking towards her.

"Does someone need a hug?" I say, smiling.

She freezes and looks at me.

"N-n-no. I'm o-okay." She says, nervously. I smile at her and pick her up, throwing her over my shoulder.

She starts screaming.

"Stupid, Seaweed Brain! Put me down! You smell like shit!" I have to stifle a laugh at that.

"Well, Wise Girl, whose fault is that?" She then starts pounding her fists against my back.

"Put me down! Pretty please?" She asks me in her most precious voice.

"Jon! I'm gonna kill you!" I hear Allison scream. "PUT ME DOWN!"

A few moments later, Allison comes in screaming, in the same position as Annabeth, dangling over Jon's shoulder.

"Damn." Jon slightly screams, trying to over power Allison's high pitch screaming. "They got you, too? Man, they are good."

"Aw. You're so sweet. Now if you would like to have children some day, I suggest you put me down."

"Nah. I'm good." He says

"Put me down. Or else." Allison says, but still pounding her fists on his back.

"Psh. Or else what?" He says, completely blowing off her threat, as if she didn't scare him.

"You don't wanna know."

He turns pale and sets her down as fast as he possibly can.

"Good boy." She says, making a kissy face and patting his head.

She turns to me, glaring. "Now you," She says pointing at me. "put her down."

"Ma'am, yes, ma'am." And I drop Annabeth to the ground, the not-so-soft ground.

She looks up at me and glares her I'm-so-gonna-kill-you-so-start-running-now glare. I chuckle nervously, trying not to cower in fear.

"You. Are. So. Dead." She says, jumps up, and runs after me. I laugh and take off running.


Sorry about the delay! I was babysitting my nieces and my nephew on Sunday and then that night I started puking and I had my head in the toilet til 6 am then I got up at 7 and babysat my nieces and nephew AGAIN. I also was puking the entire next day! Woo hoo. So the day after that, I went on the computer and after I was half way done with the chapter, guess what? MY FREAKING COMPUTER CRASHED. I almost killed someone and I have been having family issues. I've been busy with dance cause it's starting up again and I have it almost everday except Sunday's and Friday's and I have a gymnastics competiton sometime next week... From August 15 th through the 17 th I have softball tryouts at school from like 9:30 am to around 12ish... So I probably won't be able to update those dayyss. Then of course school is starting the 18th and I'm finally in the eighth graaaaaaaadee. Party... I'm kidding I hate school. Don't kill me if I don't update a lot...(:

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