A/N- Hey, anyone heard We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift? Anyway, here's another chapter!
Disclaimer- All I own is the plot.
Leah's Journal- A Normal Day
Today was my day
To go on a patrol
So I got to spend all morning
Awake and being "social"
With Seth
And Jacob
As Seth thought excessively
About how great of a couple Bella and Edward
Were and Jacob
Started crying manly man tears
(not really manly at all)
Because he's clearly
Still obsessed.
He had his feelings hurt,
So he dragged us to Sam
(GREAT)
And he lectured us
LECTURED us
On respect and responsibility
And all that other crap I don't care about.
Like him.
But I still sort of care.
Not very much.
But a little bit.