Operation Slayers and Non Essentials, the Second Coming:
(Authors Notes: the songs used in this chapter are as follows, (in case you want to listen or look them up): Shots – by LMFAO featuring Lil Jon, Danza Kuduro – by Don Omar featuring Lucenzo, Last Night – by Ian Carey featuring Snoop Dog,, and We Found Love – by Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris.)
Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Suddenly, while seeing the image of a dead priest on the ground in his head, Father Gabriel's eyes widened in shock. "Giles, Buffy…do you have any maps or any information where known dormant Hellmouth's are located?" The paladin asked with a dreadful look in his eyes.
Andrew quickly turned and ran for the gymnasium door and came back with his infamous 'big board', however this time, nobody laughed as everyone studied the board.
"No….NO!" Father Gabriel's yell could be heard over the many voices.
"Father?" Giles asked.
"I...I have to go." The man responded as he started to run out of the large room.
"What's up with him?" Rona asked.
"I think I know," Satsu answered. Her teary eyes locked on the red circle in Canada.
"No!...He's….*gasp*…he's dead." Gabriel interrupted.
At the instant the word dead was uttered, Satsu tightened the hug and laid the side of her head flush with Father Gabriel's forehead.
"Umm…I'm sorry, but-"
"The bringers at the Canadian Hellmouth started gathering…resources. Gabe's family was touring the country when it happened." Satsu responded with her eyes closed and cheek resting on Gabe's forehead.
A teary Father Gabriel tried as best he could to sober up, sniffling and eventually pulling back from Satsu, not wanting to show his emotional side in front of everyone…and that's when Buffy made her move. Buffy suddenly got up and walked to Father Gabriel, put her hands on his shoulders, looked him in his red eyes and spoke with both sincerity and aggression. "I sweat to you Gabriel that we will avenge your family." Images of her mother lying dead on the couch ran rapid through Buffy's mind as she spoke. "We will do anything and everything to stop those bastards of the First. But-"
"No"
"…What?" Buffy asked after she was interrupted.
With the same fiery passion Buffy once had in her eyes as she looked onto a reflection of herself as the First taunted her while she lay bleeding on the floor, Father Gabriel spoke again. "No. No but's, no if's, no and's and no or's. You want to help me avenge my family? Nothing we do can be considered avenging or right, or justice." Father Gabriel then walked towards the table he set the belt of throwing knives on and picked it up before looking at everyone in the room as he spoke. "The first and its agents took one of mine away from me until the day I die. I don't care if any of you help me or not. I am walking out your doors to get captured and bring back an agent of the first. If I have to resort to magic's to learn the location of the Hellmouth here I will. After I get the location of the Hellmouth I'm loading up and going in." The paladin eventually fell temporarily silent as he strapped on the belt of knives to his waist. "I'm not doing this because it's right, or because it's riotous…..You DON'T…FUCK...WITH FAMILY."
With a sudden crash, the Slayer Central library doors flew open and in its place stood a standing bringer. The inhabitants of the large room quickly got to their feet in preparation to fight, but soon breathed a sigh of relief as the bringer slumped to the ground unconscious. Looking up from the body, all eyes now gazed upon Father Gabriel standing in the middle of the doorway; Kennedy and Satsu standing on either side of the man.
"Gather what information you can, I'm going to call it an early….morning"
"So, shall I begin?" Giles asked the very familiar library once again, having spent almost all of his time since Father Gabriel returned with the bringing in the very same room. "Alright, having gone over the results of everyone's assignments, here is where we stand."
"The First is already gathering resources to open Hellmouth's around the world…at once." Giles finished as he put his now spotless spectacles back onto his face.
"…..This is bad….This is very bad." Buffy managed to say after moments of mind numbing silence.
"Wait, so you're telling me that the First Evil is already in the development stages of opening Hellmouths all over the world?...Jesu Christo we lost! I can't fucking believe this!" Father Gabriel said aloud, now starting to pace back and forth.
All eyes lifted from the floor to one Buffy Summers, the blonde's own head raising to meet the other gazes.
"Umm…Buffy-"
"No Giles, he's right. The world isn't prepared to deal with what pours out of hell and global leaders would call us crazy if we warn them. People…a lot of people are going to die. We can't save the world Giles." As Giles gave Buffy that confused and taken back look he gave her when she gave the speech to declare war on the first within the Summers home, Buffy herself started to pace around and look at everyone. "I hope you all have told everyone you love and cherish to head for higher ground because there will be loss and there will be casualties. What's worse? Knowing that the world suffers but we have to let it. We can't help nor send for help. Our brothers and sisters around the world will be on their own once we gather the information we need to stop the First yet again. Once we gather the information we need, we will win the battle here-"
"And we'll win the war." Faith cut in, striding to Buffy's side and taking a look around the room. "While we fightin' here, the Vatican and Council's round the world will fight to. Some will win, a shit ton will lose. And after we seal our Hellmouth, after we come home soar and bloody and tired, we WILL gather our shit and get on the first plane to the closest hell hole of a country and kill any and every demon in our way."
Feeling the hum in the pit of her stomach, feeling the power and confidence radiating off of her other half and pouring into her, Buffy stepped in with perfect timing. "After half the world sinks into hell, when all hope seems to be lost, We will be all that stands between total hell on earth and the survival of mankind. We will be the force that pulls the world out of hell" As Buffy continued to carry out her speech, unconsciously choosing her words, she said what she felt and showed her passion and fury in her eyes and within her words. "We will fight, we will die…..And we will keep on coming EVEN FROM THE GRAVE! TO KEEP THIS WORLD FROM GOING TO HELL! That is who we are AND THAT, IS WHAT WE DO! Any questions?"
Chapter 16
"I presume you have a plan?" Giles asked.
"Plan? I gotta have a plan? Why do I keep all of you around for?"
"Were easy on the eyes?" Gabriel suggested.
"Still not good enough a reason," Faith quipped.
Sighing, Andrew raised his hand. "Alright I'm on it. Give me some time to think of something. Anyone who has any ideas, feel free to tell me."
"Don't include me"
"What? Gabe, why?" Andrew asked.
"I'm not needed here. You will have this Hellmouth sealed without much trouble, I'll be needed else were."
"But Padre, who's gonna make Ken all hot and bothered?" Faith mused.
"Oh I'm certain someone else can keep her warm." Father Gabriel replied. "But seriously, I won't be staying. I will be catching the earliest flight back to Rome and then be re-assigned. I want to thank you all for your cooperation and friendship, but I must take my le-"
Father Gabriel didn't get to finish, as he was almost knocked backwards with Satsu's arms wrapped around his body. Smiling as he can feel her face in the crook of his neck, Gabe spoke to her. "I'm gonna miss you to Satz." The man then pulled back to look her in the eye, "and you better not die before I see you again."
Satsu smiled at the man before embracing him again briefly. "So what we gonna do for my going away party?" Gabriel asked aloud. A statement which of course, caught all of the female's attention.
"Party time?" Kennedy asked Faith.
"Party time," Faith confirmed with a nod.
"Par…are you mad? Were on the eve of the planet's potential destruction and-" Giles voice was suddenly caught in his throat as a room full of Slayers gave him the Buffy Summers 'I'm about to cry' look. "…Fine...Fine! But if the world goes to Hell while you all are gyrating around or what have you, don't say I didn't tell you so."
"Duly noted, so where you are lovely's taking me?"
Faith somehow smiled even more than she already had and waltz over to Father Gabriel and swung an arm around his shoulders and pulled him close. "Don't worry Padre, we know a place."
"Should I be scared or excited?" The man asked aloud.
"Oh were gonna get you so fucked up," Kennedy replied as she wrapped her arm around Gabriel's waist; turning the man so the trio could walk out of the room.
"…Excited it is!"
(Hours later)
"I see them moving, see them dancing
Yeah they doin' that
I see them grooving poppin' bottles like its new to them
I wanna join them but it seems like they're too far for me
plus where's the bathroom at
cause i really really got to pee
Last night, I don't remember last night
i said I'd never last night
what was I thinking?
I really need to give up drinking
I'm not gon' drink again
but who am i kiddin'
I'm about to call my friends tonight
and do it over again"
"Think Gabe's enjoying his farewell party?" Willow asked aloud from beside Buffy, Olivia and Giles standing next to the two women as their group was stationed at the bar.
"I don't know Will, I mean he looks happy." Buffy replied while the party of seasoned demon fighters were looking at the sight before them.
Unfolding before their eyes, team Kennedy and some of team Satsu were bobbing and shakin' it while huddled around another small group of people at bar side. That small group at bar side seemed to consist of Father Gabriel lying back first on the bar counter with his head and neck tilted backwards, while Faith poured vodka from the bottle into the man's mouth by his left and Kennedy poured Cranberry juice by his right. Both women somehow managing to do fist pumps with their free hand's without spilling any alcohol and while singing with the music… and, God knows how, be aloud behind the bar while doing so.
What was even more humorous, was watching Father Gabriel shake his hips and sway his shoulders and outstretched arms from side to side as if every part of his body was dancing to the music except his head….while the man was guzzling liquor with his head tilted backwards behind the bar counter.
"Oh to be young again" Giles sighed.
Upon further inspection of the cheering crowd, Buffy and Co. noticed one man in particular who stood out from the younger crowd.
"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
"XANDER!"
"Wah-Oh"
"Busted" Dawn mused as she bumped the older man's shoulder before he walked back to the 'old people', with his head down in defeat.
"So how is it Faith is able to behave like a frat girl in this place?" Giles asked while handing Xander a beer.
"This place used to be vamp controlled when we first came to Scotland. Faith and I came in one night after patrol and 'convinced' the nice fangy people to leave." Buffy answered.
"Good lord! Now what are they doing?" Giles question with confusion, just as the DJ decided to throw in the remix version of the song.
"Shot! Shot! Shot!
Shot! Shot!Shot!
Lets go!
Dance everybody
Make it hot everybody
Dance everybody
Make it hot everybody
Shot! Shot! Shot!
Shot! Shot!Shot!"
"I believe that is called 'Body shots' dear." Olivia answered while she smiled and rubbed the top of her man's shoulder.
"Oh c'mon that's not even fair! I had to fight demons without knowing how to fight for years before getting to do that to Faith!" Xander shouted. Before his very eye, Faith, Satsu and Kennedy all lay down on the bar counter top in a line with their shirts lifted above their stomachs.
"And I had to wait even more years Xander, join the club." Buffy quipped. Getting a weeee bit jealous when Gabriel's lips touched the skin around Faith's navel. She knew this was all in good fun but Faith was hers, and the Slayer in Buffy screamed at her to claim Faith in front of everyone then and there, to show her dominance and take what is hers. But Buffy held her tongue and watched Gabriel go from Faith to Kennedy and finally Satsu as Lil John's odd, yet funny voice rang through the speakers until the DJ switched things up again.
"That's right, cash right
shinning like a flashlight
Baby shake your ass right"
With barely a moment's notice,the younger crowd started to head to the dance floor. Satsu and Kennedy each taking one of Gabe's hands and leading him on while Faith started a chain of humans as she lead Buffy, who lead Willow, who lead Xander, and so on and so forth.
"cause this could be your last night
Set the mood, spoon and groom
ladies fill my living room
Bobby A, what you say?
Ian Carey, MY DJ!"
The crowd of people screamed the last bit as they were dancing. Buffy of coarse grinding her ass into Faith's front while Dawn did the same to Andrew. Xander himself had a handful…literally, as his front was flush with Willow's back and his strong arms held his best friend as they swayed. Xander's chin resting on Willow's shoulder with his arms wrapped around her torso as Willow's own arms rose about her head to allow her hands to wrap around the back of Xander's head. Both witch and carpenter sporting goofy smiles as they danced.
"Play that song make it bang
we gon' be here all night long
if you got that feeling feeling
yeah now sing the song"
Now if one were to look around the dance floor, he or she wouldn't be surprised…except for the old man swaying his hips from left to right while doing the same with his outstretched arms above his head, a finger pointing to the ceiling on each hand. Giles looked like something out of America's Most Funniest Home Video's, wedding segment. But alas, the man was enjoying himself, attempting to keep up with Olivia.
"D.O. double G i am sold publicly
speak my mind take my time
in the sky I am fly
if you're low come with me
cause i can get you hella high"
Across from Giles and Olivia, Gabe was sandwiched between Satsu and Kennedy….And loving it. Satsu's ass grinding into Gabriel's front while Kennedy was grinding her front into Gabe's ass, her hands sliding around the front of the man's torso to try and excite him; which was obviously working form the first minute the trio started to dance together, or at least Satsu knew that.
As the music continued, the Slayers and company really started to get their Jersey Shore on.
"join my crew be my friend
tomorrow night we do it again
same time different place
what an ass, what a face"
By now The Chosen two were pretty much pussy grinding on each other with clothes on, taking turns lapping the vodka off of each others necks. Lord only knows how and where Faith got the bottle of alcohol from but one never questions Faith on these things. Xander and Willow were swaying so hard and matching each others movements so perfectly, they looked like male and female Siamese twins…if such thing is even possible. If one looked at the two and knew their history and Willow's gayness, one would wonder if Xander was the exception.
The younger and for the most part, nameless or non–special Slayers grabbed whatever male and/or female body was closest to them and practically gave their partners stand-up lap dances. Some even let their partners feel them up…gotta love those pre and post 20 hormones.
Across the dance floor, indeed the Scoobies both old and new were in 'party-hardy' mode. Bottles of booze somehow making the rounds between the band of demon fighters. All except Andrew and Dawn who were nowhere to be found. One can imagine what they were doing.
As the small groups of Slayers and white hats danced and looked around the dance floor, the Scoobies of old noticed a crowd forming in a circle. Curious to see if it was a fight or fuck, the battle hardened veterans made their way over to the cheering crowd and all but Giles couldn't help but laugh and clap and cheer. Satsu was bent over jiggling her tight Asian ass into Father Gabriel's crotch while Kennedy, with Gabe's earlobe in her mouth, was grinding her center into Gabe's ass while rubbing Satsu's jiggling ass cheeks with her hands. Meanwhile Gabriel was swaying his hips and shoulders from side to side and loving being the meat in his Slayer sandwich. As far as send-off's go, there's only one way to beat out Gabe's and one can't expect Kennedy and Satsu to be THAT friendly.
"I'll never understand young people. Why don't they just get a room? I don't need to see this" Giles said aloud.
"So who wants to explain to gramps about the joys of free bird clubbing? Faith asked over the music, receiving only a bunch of 'No's' in the form of shaking heads.
"what a life you can have
and you don't have to pack no bags
just get on in and tomorrow night we do it again
that's how it is i always does it big
Your place or mine a case of wine
baby stop wasting time, so take a flight"
With a loud shout and holler, the family of demon hunters all shouted in unison…minus Giles,"cause I'm only in town for one more night!"
After a solid half hour of dancing, the troops made their way to the bar for either water or alcohol and conversation. The club was built in a way that had some walling around the bar area, with the walls somewhat sound proofed to allow for conversation.
"Ken…about or bet…you did didn't win." Father Gabriel said with a slur. Truth be told the man was more than buzzed but the dancing helped to keep him from being completely polluted.
"I didn't lose neither," Ken rebutted with barely more than a small stutter. Not every Slayer is like Buffy when it comes to booze.
Father Gabriel gave Kennedy a pout and put his arm around his new best friend and pulled her close…a bit to close. Not that Kennedy was uncomfortable, but the young paladin's breathe smelled of vodka without the cranberry. "Ken, c'mon you know she just wants to be with you the way Faith is with Buffy. And I know you do to. Hell I want you two be like them. Ken, c'mon tell me why you two can't. Confess to me your sins child."
"Fuck off," Faith said with a snort and laugh as she bump hips with the man beside her. "Gabe, stop looking at me like that….Fuck fine!" Kennedy yelled in frustration. "I don't want other people getting involved in my relationship! It happened with Willow and we made everyone around us miserable. Plus I can't let the little women see me all lovey dovey or else they won't do what their told and talk back and then I would have to hurt them."
Father Gabriel snorted and let out a chuckle. "Please Ken! I used to do some basic training and have to give the youngin's a fresh SHPAAA!" Gabe hollered as he slapped the back of his right hand into the palm of his left. After a giggle or two from his dancing partner, Gabriel continued. "Ken…trust me, you can't be afraid to love. Hell, just ask Faith and Buffy. They should have been together since the day they met. Tell me this at least, when your around her…what do you feel?" Father Gabriel asked.
Smiling as wide as Faith can, Kennedy answered. "Mmmm, like I'm the only one in the world. I'm all that matters because that's what she thinks of me….And I get this weak hum or buzz in the pit of my stomach and-"
"Wooooah. Ok hold on Juliet." Gabe cut Kennedy off with a time out hand gesture. "You only get this hum when she is some…some….fuck I'm drunk…close to you? Like standing near you?"
"Um yeah…why?"
"You maaaay want to talk to our female fearless leaders about that. Let's put it this way" Gabe told Kennedy as he tilted his head back and rested it on Kennedy's arm, looking up at Kennedy upside down. "I know something you dooon't knowwww."
"Your such a goof" Kennedy replied while shrugging Gabe off her.
"Yeah but you still love me."
"Meh, I'm fond of you. I don't know about love…" Ken mused with an innocent look.
"Ok so you gonna kiss her in front of everyone like we bet, or what young lady?"
"But you didn't win you drunktard!" Ken shouted.
Sighing, Father Gabriel was losing this battle and he knew it. "Ok what it's gonna take for you to kiss Satz in front of everyone? How much of an ass of myself do I have to make?" Gabe said out with his arm slung around Kennedy.
Laughing Kennedy smiled….and then chuckled…and then got a really evil yet sexy grin plastered all over her face.
"Oh god this is gonna hurt in the mornin'" Father Gabriel said aloud.
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After more conversation and drinks, both alcoholic and non, the white hat's got back to getting down with them bad selves on the dance floor. This time everyone was not having sex standing up with clothes on, just enjoying their dance and the company. Buffy and Co. even formed a large circle on the floor and started to clap and sway, getting ready to have anyone jump in the middle of the circle at any time and bust a move. While clapping about beside Kennedy in the circle, Father Gabriel was trying to get the woman to jump in the middle so she could initiate operation 'Go through with the sparring bet'.
Father Gabriel soon realized that Kennedy was still being stubborn, so after the man let out a sigh after having flashbacks to last year's new year's eve party, Gabriel clapped his hands loudly and jumped in the middle of the dance circle.
'Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi...
Vem para quebrar kuduro, vamos dançar kuduro
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi...'
If there was one thing Gabriel was grateful for right now, it was being forced to watch Michael Jackson music video's when he was a child and the dance moves Carlton from the 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air' show taught him. So there he was, trying to be seductive while hoping to God that the alcohol he consumed allowed him to move his hips like a Latin lover….and whether it was working or his friends were laughing, Father Gabriel was getting all kinds of praise; whistles, hollers and all kinds of names being tossed his way. Father Gabriel even got a "Gabe! Gabe! Gabe! Gabe!" chant as the circled clapped in rhythm.
'Ta issa morena o loira vem balançar kuduro
Oi, oi, oi...
La Mano Arriba
Cintura Sola
Da Media Vuelta
Danza Kuduro
No Te Canses Ahora
Que Esto Sólo Empieza
Mueve La Cabeza
Danza Kuduro'
After about half a minute of probably making an ass of himself, Gabriel pointed at a random circle member and started to spin, signaling that he wanted others to join in. Purposely, Father Gabriel stopped himself at Kennedy, but was challenged again by Kennedy's stubbornness. Not to be outdone, the man raised his arms up and down, trying to get a reaction from the crowd to tempt Kennedy.
"KEN! KEN! KEN! KEN!" The crowd chanted.
Rolling her eyes with a huff, Kennedy looked to have lowered her guard, and that's right when Father Gabriel took to the offensive. Gabe took Kennedy by the hands while the crowd was applauding, dragged her to the middle of the dance circle, snaked her hands along his shoulders and then behind his back, pressed his crotch flush with hers and finally started to bump and grind while doing the 'Bill Cosby' eye roll. This of course got everyone, including Kennedy to laugh into fits before Kennedy decided to let loose and start grinding back while roaming Gabe's back with her hands; that in turn, earned Kennedy a louder round of 'Ken' chants and cat calls.
After a bit of humorous bumping and grinding, Father Gabriel twirled around in Kennedy's arms and shook his fanny into Kennedy's crotch a few times before stepping forward to break his partner's hold, pointed at the crowd once more and then began to spin seconds later. Gabe soon came to a stop at Buffy but just as the crowd roared for their fearless leader, the younger man waddled his finger left to right and then shook his head; earning himself a wide eyed expression from Buffy, laughter from Faith and a dance floor full of 'Ohhhhhhh!'s'. With his other hand and while looking still at Buffy, Gabe pointed exactly where he knew Satsu was standing and then shifted his gaze her way with a quick snap of his neck.
'Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi...
vem para quebrar kuduro, vamos dançar kuduro
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi...'
Watching her dancing partner tag in her secret lover, Kennedy suddenly felt her cheeks flush and tummy turn. "Oh my God I can't believe this is happening," Kennedy thought to herself.
Performing the same grinding, 'Bill Cosby' eye rolling dance with Satsu for a time, Gabe eventually took Satsu by the hand and danced backwards towards Kennedy while dragging the Asian Slayer. When the paladin finally found Kennedy, he danced between them for a time and then wiggled out of the way. The two Slayers were both nervous but both wanted to taste each other badly; both slowly dancing to the song playing while trying not to look embarrassed.
Meanwhile, Father Gabriel was having his own 'butterflies in his stomach'. "Holy crap I can't believe I get to do this." The man thought to himself as he began to spin again to call upon another Slayer.
When Gabe decided to stop spinning around with his finger pointed, he performed the sign of the cross on himself right before he pointed to a certain dance partner and thought, "Jesu Christo please keep me safe".
Now wearing her famous shit eating grin, it was now Faith's turn to step up. The elder Slayer gave Buffy the bottle she was holding and took Gabe's hand and lifted their joint appendages above her head, twirling slowly to start their dance.
'Ta issa morena o loira vem balançar kuduro
Oi, oi, oi...
El Orfanato
La Mano Arriba
Cintura Sola
Da Media Vuelta
Danza Kuduro
No Te Canses Ahora
Que Esto Sólo Empieza
Mueve La Cabeza
Danza Kuduro'
And so the four danced away, music playing and bodies swaying. Soon enough, Gabriel decided it was time to make his move. Grabbing Faith's hand, the young man lead the two on either side of Satsu and Kennedy; both Slayer and paladin grinding into the younger Slayers from behind. Soon forcing the Asian and Latina Slayer closer together with the swaying of the dance, Kennedy gaze was locked onto Satsu's and visa- versa. Slowly the two's heads started to come closer together, stopping inches before an outsider could guess it was the beginning of a kiss. However Father Gabriel knew better, and moments later so did a smirking Faith. Closer and closer the two Slayer's crept, but stopped inches apart as their gaze shifted from eyes to lips and back again.
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Father Gabriel started to chant while fist pumping, Faith soon joining in.
Both Kennedy and Satsu were now flush faced and not only because of the booze, wanting so badly to feel the warmth of each other's lips but too embarrassed to do so. However to both the Slayer's disbelief, the rest of their sister Slayers joined in.
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
Being the Jr. head Slayers, who were they to not to give their own what they wanted? Not to mention being buzzed and only inches apart from each other's faces made the decision that much easier. Slowly did the two curve, decent and embrace with eyes closed, the microscopic groves of their lips locking perfectly in place between each other as if their lips were created for the kiss. Time seemed to stop and neither Slayer could hear a sound. The only thing Satsu and Kennedy could feel was the warmth radiating from each other's bodies and a strong hum in the pit of their stomachs.
"Woooooooo! Yaow! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
'We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place'
Suddenly, reality came rushing back and both the Latina and Asian Slayer opened their eyes as they heard the cheers and hollers. The two women retracted their lips from one another slowly, barely and briefly before both grinned like idiots. Kennedy was the first to press on as usual, slowly pressing her lips onto her lover's in front of everyone. However much as assertive as Kennedy was, Satsu has been waiting for this for a long time. The Asian Slayer swiftly pried apart Kennedy's lips with her own and wrapped her tongue around the other woman's, slowly sliding her coiled tongue off of Kennedy's.
"About damn time" Faith said with a knowing smirk while back in the circle, Father Gabriel standing on her left as Buffy took a swig from her right.
"Yeah, it only took me getting my ass kicked and making an *hiccup*ass of myself". Gabe replied.
"Moves like Jagger, baby" Faith spoke to Gabriel as they shared a fist bump.
"Hey, what I…..Oh wow. About time" Dawn spoke over the music as she and Andrew seem to come out of no-where.
Buffy looked over and saw both her sister and Andrew, makeup everywhere and hair a mess. The head Slayer then immediately took another large swig of her comfort and took Faith's hand to join in on some dancing fun.
Shrugging at each other, Father Gabriel took Dawn by the hand, whom had had Andrew by the hand, and lead them to the dance floor; members of both team Satsu and team Kennedy joining in on the human chain. And so the white hats continued to party hardy and have a good time.
(Two days later)
"You sure you have everything Gabe?" Buffy asked.
"Yes, the van already picked up my stuff from the storage garage. Soon as the driver gets here, I'm ready to roll." Gabe replied. "But there is one thing I would like to request before I take my leave."
"No threesome's Padre," Kennedy mused.
"But….but…"
"Mmmmm…maybeeee.." Faith began as she took one look at Buffy and then gave her answer. "Mmmmmaybe not".
"I was trying to suggest that I give you all a blessing before I go…but if you want group sex…"
"A blessing would be welcome Father Gabriel" Giles cut in. "Lord knows we will need all the help we can get."