ok, here's the last chapter of Switching Roles. sorry i couldn't upload it earlier but school started so yeah. thanks to those who reveiwed!
SuperNova: lol, yes you are my first reviewer and yes screamer did fall in his own trap no?
woop-a-dee-doo: stupid hippie eh? ah, i been called worse
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so, on with the story!
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And the Winning is ...
5:00 pm
By the time Megatron and Starscream arrived back to base, they were covered with cuts, bumps, and in Starscream case, water and soap.
Diana and Juliet had gone crazy with all that coffee and somehow found very sharp objects and proceed to try to crop both 'cons into very small pieces.
Megatron and Starscream, since they could not harm the two fleshes, spent the past two hours dodging the sharp objects that the two girls were throwing at them. They couldn't help but wonder if they were taking lessons from the Hatchet.
Once they finally calm down the two girls from their caffeine craziness, they had to relive the torture of them flying back to base. Starscream seem to be having the worst luck for Juliet decided to fly him into a giant carwash. When was there a great carwash in the way? It wasn't there when they were heading towards the coffee shop!
"I … hate those … girls," Starscream huffed as he shook off the water just like a dog would.
"We just need five more hours, besides, I bet that girl couldn't even control those idiots," reply Megatron as he opened the door. Their charges for the day had already run inside.
"True, even I couldn't control them?" Starscream started before trailing off once he saw the sight before them.
"What the? How?" Megatron asked, confusion clearly heard within his tone.
Inside were the other Decepticons moving around the supplies they had gotten from somewhere.
"Hey boss!" yelled out somebot from the back. "Where do you want these crates?"
Angel looked up from the datapad she obtain from Soundwave and stared at the crate in question.
"Um, take them to the weapons room. I'll ask Juliet to help me fix them later." She replied.
The Decepticon nodded and proceed to take the crate to the requested room.
"Okay, did everyone have their share of energon?" she asked.
"Yes!" everyone said.
Angel nodded, typed something on the datapad before looking up once more. "Good, now remember, I want all of you to have a check-up with Scalpel and Hook. Come to me if they can't fix something alright?" she said. Everyone nodded. "Excellent."
The two leaders just stared at the scene in utter daze at the usually lazy Decepticons actually do what they were told. They must have been like that for a while for Angel walked up to them.
"Hey? Are you two okay?" she asked looking over them.
Megatron shook his head, glared at her, and then walked away. Starscream just stared at her like she had grown an extra head.
"How?" was all he said.
Angel blinked before smiling and shook her head. "Later." Then walk away.
Starscream just stared at the spot the girl just occupied. "How?"
6:00 pm
"Chinchilla, I'm bored," Diana said, who was laying upside down on the rec. room.
"I know man," Juliet replied.
They were quiet before Juliet shot up from the couch.
"Now I know! We should have them make babies!" she suggested.
"Yes! We should!" Diana yelled, running out the room.
6:35pm
After half an hour later, Diana and Juliet finally track down their caretakers.
"Gloomy! Dorito! We have a new game for you guys!" Diana yelled, very excited.
Both 'cons growled at the nicknames but didn't say anything.
Diana glanced at Juliet who was figuring out how to use video camera that Angel let them use.
"We are going to lock you inside a room where you two are going to make babies!" she said with a crazed look on her face.
Everything was silent except for Juliet pressing some buttons.
"What?" Starscream asked, not believing at what he just heard. Diana just repeated what she said.
Another silence filled the room till Megatron snap.
"No, I don't care what you say or do but I will not do that!" exclaimed Megatron. Activating his cannon and pointing it at Diana, he growled. "Suggest something like that again, and I'll kill you."
Diana just stared at him before speaking. "I'll cry and you'll lose the bet. And let me tell you something, all three of us hold knowledge about the Autobots that you guys will never ever find out." She said very seriously.
Megatron twitched a bit. She had him into a tight spot. If what she say is true, he needs to know that something. He was going to regret this later.
"Alright," was all Megatron said.
Diana smiled, everything was going on schedule and it was kind of amusing to watch Starscream freak out about this.
"What?" he yelled, trying to escape from the nightmare before it happens. Sadly, he couldn't even pass Megatron for he was soon pushed into an empty room.
"No what, now get in there!" he yelled, closing the door. None of them even noticed Juliet sneak in to record the whole thing.
Diana's smile quickly turned into a smirk. They really didn't have to do this. It was just part of the plan that she and Juliet came up with and it worked. Besides, it was entertaining.
8:40 pm
"Angel! Angel!"
Said girl turned around in time to see her two friends running towards her. She couldn't help but noticed the excited look on their faces.
"Can you call every Decepticon to the rec. room please? We got something to show them!" Diana asked once they reached the very confuse teen.
Angel blinked before smiling. "Sure. I'll get Soundwave to call them."
"Thanks!" was their reply before running off to do who knows hat.
Angel tilted her head before shaking it. Better to not know what they had done. She turned back around and started to head where Soundwave was. Or at least where he should be.
9:00 pm
Every Decepticon had arrived to the rec. room. Some really didn't want to come here but after what their 'leader' had done to get the much needed supplies, heck! They would gladly jump off a cliff just for completing a mission for the first time in who knows how long.
Though, they couldn't help but wonder why was their SIC so um what's the word? Oh yeah, so scared and twitchy.
He would look around and twitch uncontrollably. Sometimes he would scream if someone came to close. He even screamed when his own trine came up to him!
They just decided that Megatron had punished him once more.
Soon, the lights in the room went off and the TV turned on. When did they own a TV?
The 'cons watched as the other two fleshes walked in front of the TV and started to speak.
"Welcome to the production of a Crazy Chickz movie," started out Diana as a pic came up on screen.
The pic was a picture of the three girls. Juliet was on the right, Diana was in the middle and lastly Angel was on the left. Juliet was holding up the piece sign while Diana had the middle finger up, both girls smiling a crazy type of smile. Angel looked like she was dragged into the picture. She had this annoyed look but was smiling none of the less. On top of them were the words Crazy Chickz Production in three different colors; blue, red and amber.
"Now, what we're about to show you might be disturbing. You know what? It is disturbing but you need to see this!" finished Juliet as she pressed play, starting the movie.
9:45 pm
To say that the whole base was in shock would be an understatement. They were scared for life! They would never be able to view the two leaders the same ever again. Well, they never did but that just doesn't change the fact that they won't be able to get the mental image out of their heads.
Diana was smiling her creepy smile and pointed at a picture. "Do you want him in charge? No! Now make me your leader!"
Before any of them could respond, Angel walked into the room with Megatron behind her.
"No, I won't te-ah!" Angel started but was soon picked up by Skywarp, who held her close.
Angel frowned at being manhandle but looked up towards him.
"Warpy? What's going on?" she asked him.
"Saving you from a horrible fate," he said, not placing her back down, only bringing her closer towards him.
Angel raised her eyebrow before looking towards her two partners and saw what was playing on the TV. She sighed as she figured out what was going on.
"Not again, why did you two do that?" she asked annoyed. Her answer was just a shrugged, making her sigh once more.
Motioning to the seeker to place her down near her friends, she noticed that he was hesitant but complied anyway. Sharing a quick glance with Diana and Juliet, they could see the unasked question in their eyes. Is this what it feels like to know someone cares about your safety?
Shaking her head a bit, Angel gently pushed the two girls towards the door. "I won't ask, now come on you two. You need your guys rest."
The two groan but didn't argue. The Decepticons watched in amazement. They actually listened to her.
"Fleshy, it's past ten, that means I win the bet," Megatron stated.
The Decepticons just watched in confusion while Starscream muttered to himself in a dark corner in the room. They were starting to think that Megatron broke him.
Angel just stared at him before going over to the TV and rewinding it to the beginning.
"Suggest something like that again and I'll kill you."
Megatron just stared, making the girl sigh.
"You lost the bet when you threaten them. So I win," she explained.
Megatron twitched before falling over, the Decepticons watched as Angel took out the video and left the room… what just happen?
"Oh! By the way," Angel said, poking her head back into the room. "Soundwave, Barricade, Skywarp, I need you three next week, okay?"
When the three 'cons nodded, Angel smiled before leaving the room. Everything was quiet before everyone exited the room. Leaving their leader and SIC behind.
"The horrors!" yelled Starscream, before rocking back in forth in his corner.
10:30 pm
"That was fun! Thanks Angel!" exclaimed Diana.
Angel nodded. "It was fun. then again you two did dare me to make them bet on taking care of you two for the day."
"It was worth it." Juliet said from her corner as she craved another soap ship.
"So, did you get what you needed?" Diana asked curiously.
Angel nodded. "Yup, Soundwave let me keep the datapad so hopefully by next month; we can go on with our so not so normal lives."
Diana and Juliet smiled. Just a little more and they were done.
i kind of feel sorry for Screamer ... oh well, what's done is done. anyway, sadly, this might be the last of the Crazy Chickz stories unless my friends want to continue later on so thanks to those who read Questions and Caffeine as well!
Shark Bait: i just realized something, how can they make babies! they're robots!
Chinchilla: don't question it.
all of us: Thanks for reading! R&R!
~moon