I woke up the next morning to the sound of a loud annoying beep. I groaned and cuddled closer to the heat that surrounded me. The heat began to move and try to escape my grasp.

"God Tennyson, I never knew you were THIS clingy." The voice snapped me out of my stupor and I immediately let go and rolled over.

"You ruined it."

"How I ruin 'it'? And what exactly did I ruin?"

"A nice moment of silence, you ruined it. With that goddamn arrogance of yours." I pulled the pillow over my head. "Besides what was with that noise from before? Was that an alarm or something?"

I felt the bed move around, "Someone's not a morning person." I heard the bed creak and peeked out to see Kevin standing up in all his naked jack-ass glory. I blushed and buried my head again. "Didn't answer my question."

I could feel him smirk, "No, that was my computer, it was alerting us to say that it's identified what the stuff inside us is." I peeked out to see him now fully dressed. "Get dressed and I'll cook something for us."

I raised a brow, "You cook?"

"Yeah, when you live alone you kinda get sick of eating out." I huffed as he walked out.

Once I finally had my usual clothes on I had walked out to find eggs on a plate waiting for me but no Kevin. I shrugged and ate them, they were pretty good, though a little over salted. Once I had finished I put the plate in the sink and walked into Kevin's garage. I found him slumped over his computer and typing. He had a stressed scowl across his face.

"Hey, got any idea what it is?"

"Not yet, the computer just locates the files, I gotta hack 'em." he continued typing, until there was a ding. He smiled and looked over at me, "Hey, on the bright side, it was easy, so it mustn't be too bad." I smiled slightly and looked over his shoulder.

'Knoxram hormone enhancer'

I paled. Hormones? Don't I have enough just as a teenager?

"It says that it enhances male hormones to the point where if they just THINK about the person they like, or the best choice of person as a mate, they get all hot and bothered." Kevin laughed at that and I panicked.

"What's so funny!" I shouted.

"You kidding? That explains why you were so horny!" He looked at me and I blushed.

"Sh-shut up! Read the rest!"

His eyes scanned over the page more, then he began to turn red.

"What is it?" I grabbed his shirt, "Tell me!" He just barely registered that I was there, but once he did his gaze was averted from the screen to me. "Kevin tell me what it said!"

"It said that that if the chosen 'mate' is male then the submissive one-" He looked away nervously and mumbled.

"Kevin Ethan Levin, tell me what the fuck the last part is."

He sighed and rubbed the back of his head, "Ben... I may have gotten you pregnant..."

My eye twitched as I let him go. I stood up straight and just looked at a bird some where 2 miles from here. I'm not unfamiliar with having kids, no, the 'little chills' that now roam space are proof of that. The problems are as listed: 1) This did not happen because of some sort of asexual means like it did with Big chill, 2) I was fucked, as a human, not some alien, 3) I am a male human. With absolutely NO means of having a child. I've heard childbirth hurts like hell as a woman, imagine it as a guy, we have no means to get it out! 4) despite the fact, my parents always told me to 'not get some girl pregnant' and they never said I should, they would possibly scold me and ground me until the baby comes. And even then! they'd probably just take care of it themselves and kick Kevin out!

"Ben?" Kevin snapped his fingers in my face, "Hey Benji?" he waved his hand in front of my eyes. "BENJI!"

I finally came out of my trance and started to tear up. Kevin seemed startled at first, but he picked his attitude back up and wrapped his arms around me. I hugged him and just cried into his shirt.

We heard a creak and saw that Gwen and Julie had opened the garage door. They seemed shocked to see both of us in each other's arms but once they saw my state they glared at Kevin.

"Kevin, I believe an explanation is in order... Now-" Gwen demanded. Kevin seemed to tense a bit at the sight of my angry cousin. "Why is Ben crying?"

"I-I honestly don't know, I, well, we..." he looked at me then back at them, "You should sit down first."

Their eyebrows raised as I wiped the tears away. We all walked into the living room I sat in between Kev and Gwen while Julie took the recliner.

Julie looked at Kevin and spoke in a voice none of us had ever heard from her, it was dripping with venom, "Explain."

"Well, It started with that mission I told you about, the one with the serum?" when all he got was a glare from both girls he continued, "yeah well, we got the stuff for study, then once we had thought everything was calm-"

"I opened the case that held the serum, it sprayed both of us." I interrupted. "Kevin brought both of us here so he could see if it was a poison or something, we didn't find out what it was until today." I looked down.

"Well what was it?" Julie asked worriedly.

"We~ll, it wasn't poison..." I said nervously. I heard the girls sigh in relief, "Though it did have a neutral effect on us."

"What was it?"

"... Ben's pregnant, and I'm the father." Kevin said. I blinked then saw Gwen trying to strangle Kevin.

"GWEN! GET OFF! JULIE HELP!" I tried to pry her hands off of his throat and Julie tried to pull her away.