AN: Alright, I've ignored you all long enough. I tend to have sudden bursts of CREATIVE GENIUS, which most of the time, get accidentally deleted because I forgot to press the fucking save button, despite the fact I tend to keep the cursor hovering over it '-_-
Anyway replies;
Ben fan 4ever: Thank you, it just comes to me occasionally, mainly after watching 'Rath Fail' on youtube, over and over again. :)
4arms: Thanks, one of my friends' cousin's got one for his sixteenth birthday, he didn't use it unfortunately...
And now that all reveiws I thought should be replied to are done, ON WITH THE SHOW!
"BEN IS WHAT?" My mom shouted at us. It was only me and Grandpa in the lion's den, but Gwen, Kevin, Verdona and Albedo were outside just in case something was to happen.
I flinched at my mom's voice and sighed nervously, "Y-yeah. Pregnant."
"Saundra, he was under the influence of the Knoxram serum at the time. It wasn't his fault." Grandpa attempted to convince her.
She glared at me, "Well then, who is the 'father', once I meet him I can decide EXACTLY who to blame."
I scratched the back of my head, "... Kevin."
Dad dropped his coffee mug and mom screamed in a mixture of fear and joy. "THE RUFFIAN!" I nodded, dad had to hold her up as she held her hand to her head and attempted to not pass out.
"Uh, well there's a good side to this." I tried to laugh. "Right?"
"Well, at least they'll be good looking, right? Oh hopefully they don't turn out like him in personality as well!" while dad set mom on the couch and Grandpa Max went to go get some ice, I snuck out the door and stood in front of the others.
"Ben, is your mom alright? We heard her scream." Gwen said.
"Yeah she's fine, but ,um, Kevin, you may want not to see mom for a bit, once I told her that it was you. She just about passed out."
"Man, Saundra needs to loosen up." Verdona added.
"Geez, she screamed? Why?" Kevin asked.
I shrugged, "she's focusing on your good traits, your looks, your-" I stopped, "Your looks."
"Amazing Benjamin, you can't even name off two good traits about your supposed 'Lover'." Albedo chuckled to himself, which earned him a smack from Gwen and a shock from Verdona.
"I can name off plenty, just some of the traits I like I'm not so sure that mom would like."
"Whatever, so where are you going to stay now?" Gwen asked.
"With me." Kevin interrupted as he pulled me into a protective hug.
"What?" I said.
"I'm staying with you through this entire thing. You and the kid belong to me, I'm not going to let you out of my sight so easy." he rested his head on my shoulder.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes, "sounds like I'm your slave or something."
He hummed and the vibration on my shoulder made me stifle a giggle (Benjamin Kirby Tennyson does not giggle). "And? Doesn't matter how it sounds, you're mine." his head was lifted enough to reach my ear, his breath made me shiver a little, "And I treat my property with the up-most respect and care."
"But not others'?" I joked after watching Albedo dry heave.
"Depends."
"Ok you two love birds, stop flirting and we need to move Ben's things to Kevin's house." Verdona added. I nodded and shook Kevin off.
"I'll show you all what I need help with." I motioned for them to come inside with me, but I made a stop signal when Kevin tried to get inside my house. "No, mom shouldn't see you until she can attach a good image with your face. So far, the fact you got me pregnant after just a few minutes of dating, no matter whose fault it was, doesn't bode well with her psyche."
He scowled at me then seemed to pout, "Fine, I guess."
I reached up and patted his shoulder, "Good boy, besides, I'll be with you for the entire 9 months, you've got plenty of time with me." I took my hand off and reached for the doorknob, "Oh, and, I'll be expecting NICE Kevin in front of mom, in case they decide to pay us a visit." I mock-glared at him with a smile. He returned it with a smirk.
"You're really taking your TV?" Gwen asked me as Albedo was being forced to pick said object off of the dresser. "Kinda pointless isn't it?"
"You're right." Gwen seemed slightly surprised, "It's pointless to take it if I don't have my game consoles too!" I picked up the super nintendo and the X-box. Albedo rolled his eyes while Verdona and Gwen shook their heads.
"Kevin has a TV, Ben. You can just take the consoles, leave the TV." Gwen added.
I blinked, "Oh yeah, sorry Al."
"Al?" Albedo asked as he set down my TV. He shook out his hands like they were sore from holding it.
"Yeah, short for Albedo, you try saying your name three times fast with a human tongue."
My alien clone just rolled his eyes and grabbed the suitcase Verdona handed him. "I would prefer you do not address me so casually, Benjamin. It makes you seem as though you've forgotten what I've done in the past."
"So? I prefer you'd call me Ben, but if you get to call me 'Benjamin' I get to call you 'Al'." I began to gather up the console controllers and stuffed them in a backpack with their consoles.
"Fine... Ben."
"Good, Albedo, better?"
"Much."
"Ok now that we've come to an understanding, is this it Ben?" Gwen said impatiently.
"Yeah, if I forget something I can get it later." Albedo had my suitcase of clothes, Gwen had grabbed some of the stuff off of my desk (mainly books and school stuff) and stuffed them into a messenger bag, I had the consoles, and Grandma Verdona had Albedo. "Let's not keep Kevin waiting, he's probably getting impatient by now." We all walked down the stairs from my room and passed the living room. Mom had recovered enough to drink some tea and just talk about other recent events.
"Mom, we're going, Grandpa, would you mind to stay here with mom for just a little bit longer?"
"Not at all, I can talk with your mother a bit more if you'd like, just to calm her down on the subject a bit more." he looked to mom for approval.
She smiled and nodded, "Yes, I'm happy I'm going to be a grandmother and all, but I think it would've been better after just a little more time. However, I will expect lots of visits, from all three. And the first word I hear about Kevin hurting you in anyway- !"
"Dear, I don't think Ben will have too much of a problem with it." Dad said quickly. "Ben's a strong kid, and Kevin's not too bad either. I'm sure they have already whipped him into shape."
"...Fine, but if it does happen, don't hesitate to break a few walls with his head." Mom finished.
I laughed nervously. "I'm sure he won't do it. He already promised that he'd take extra care of me and the baby. Anyway, we have to get going, bye mom." I waved to them and lead the others out the door.
I saw Kev leaning on his car, arms crossed, foot tapping, and the trunk of the car is open. I smiled, Wow, Kev is really impatient.
'What do you expect, he's the dominate male, it's his duty to protect the submissive.'
I rolled my eyes, I've found that talking to myself is somewhat effective, it helps with memory problems at times. Other times, the 'other thoughts' take on a personality of their own and become a total smartass. It only started happening after the time I cloned myself with echo echo. Once we had fused together, I had gotten so used to talking to another me I had created a new voice in my head.
"Let's get going." I said to Kevin. He smiled and took my backpack, only to throw it into the trunk haphazardly and shove me into the passenger's side door.
