Important!AN:For those of you who don't know, I redid Chapter 12, I couldn't quite come up with a good supporting plot for GwenxCameronxAlbedo and after reading it myself a couple times I realized that the thought of Albedo and Gwen together in any way makes me throw up a little. Dunno why just does.

So, once again, the last chapter, chapter 12 has been redone for the author's purposes.

Once Devlin and me could come home, we were out of there in the blink of an eye. Kevin loved playing with Dev, he would get angry whenever Argit or one of his old clients would come along. Both me and Dev were laughing at Argit when he found out that Dev was Kev's and my kid, Kevin threw him out before he even got to play with Dev.

Mom was crying tears of joy to find out that so far he was more like me when I was a kid. Dad was still in shock that it actually happened. Verdona took the chance to make temporary toys made of Mana for Devlin whenever she visited. Devlin would just give her a confused look when she made them then would just examine it other then play. Once she left they disappeared and he would look around before moving onto another toy that was nearby.

Lia also took to Dev well, she would lick at his toes and he would giggle and fall over laughing. There was even a time that she had him draped over her back to escort him to the kitchen, Dev was giggling the entire time.

Mom and Dad had agreed that they would watch Dev when either me or Kevin is unavailable. Apparently, there is a war going on somewhere far away from here, it was only involving one planet but they were getting weapons from everywhere across the galaxy, Kevin being one of those assets. He only supplies a small part thankfully, the people who was ordering from him saw Dev and me when they came to Earth to make the order and understood the circumstances completely. Kev's mainly happy because he's getting paid 5 shards of Tadenite for half a crate, and he's already got one down.

Kevin sells some of the Tadenite to Argit for Earth money, Argit will sometimes pretend to slip up and make the amount wrong and run before Kev could get it all counted, just so he could stop by and see Devlin. He argues that he hopes that Dev turns out to be as mechanically able as Kevin himself.

I had just dropped off Dev with mom and dad. They had been arguing with me to try and get me to relax for the weekend, Kevin was done working for the day and saw me laying on the couch lazily.

"You bored?"

"Yes, Devlin is at mom and dad's, there haven't been any invasions, it looks like the bad guys finally learn their lesson... and they leave me bored." I whined.

"Yeah, I heard that Cam's having trouble with Albedo. Turns out he's having the exact same cravings as you, but seemingly more... Ravenous." Kevin lifted my head up and sat on the spot of the couch where it was. He placed my head in his lap and I smiled before snuggling into him.

"He's just a little more demanding then I am, that might be why." I heard Kev groan as my head rubbed his crotch. When I continued his groans turned into pants.

"You do know that if you do this, it's proposing something?" He added with a smirk.

I raised a brow, "What am I proposing exactly?"

He kissed my forehead. "Wanna make a Kenny?"

"No!"

"Well then no sex." Kevin stood up painfully and walked to the kitchen.

"Kevin, I didn't like that the FIRST time, what makes you think I'll do it again?!" I whined, "Can't we not and say we didn't!"

"Hm, no, I want another. I read online somewhere that you can't consider yourself a real parent unless you have more then two." He added as he poked his head out of the kitchen. "If it's a matter of 'who did it', it's easier when you have one kid, cause o'course they did it."

My eyes rolled, "Having one is enough, it makes things simpler."

His head poked out bared with a glare, "I want another."

"I don't."

He smirked evilly as he finally walked into the living room again, "Then you're not going to like this." He held up a small spray bottle in front of my face, it had a translucent blue liquid in it.

Oh hell no.

'Make him stop! Make him stop!'

Kevin sprayed the air in front of me while I held my breath. Eventually, my lungs gave out and I breathed it in. I was thrown into a violent coughing fit while I shouted curses at Kevin.

Once I was finally done, I glared him right in the eyes, "You inconsiderate bastard."

He smirked as he said, "Yes, I'm your inconsiderate bastard that might have to result to bondage if you don't cooperate." He pulled a pair of handcuffs out of nowhere.

I moaned a little at the thought of being chained down while he just slams into me roughly.

"... Couldn't we do that anyway?"

AN: YAY HANDCUFFS!

Review Responses.

EvilMissSaphy: Thank you and in hindsight I was tired and just thought 'Hey let's do something that seems COMPLETELY out of ordinary, I didn't like the idea either once it was finally out.

Ex Mentis: The funny thing is I'm writing it and didn't expect it. I was originally gonna have him paired with Gwen, but then it just happened. The few times I have control it turns out shitty. I just go wit da flo.

bxk-freakazoid:(from Chap 3) Yeah but in first person I can put myself in their shoes and mind-set and just go on. (Chap 5) Thanks and yeah, most of my writing skills involves partial anime humor. (Chap 11) I had it changed to your liking, I hope you can enjoy reading it more then I did writing ^^

SLASHMONSTER-eatin yo boys up: (Chap 11) Yeah it was horrible, I had it changed for the very reason it made me wanna barf then go read that one fanfic (can't remember the name) where it had a guy named Lance that looked like a faded Kevin and was Albedo's boyfriend. If Morningstar wasn't such a total dick I'd say GwenxMorningstar and nothing else. (Chap 12) O.O Please don't.