Kincin the Great here for your entertainment! Get ready to shake rattle and roll you Bandicoot booty because this is the chapter 12 special edition titled "PRANK WARS" so get ready for three great chapters in one jumble. Bring on the Twist Of Fait!
12, 1 "THE BATTLE"
It was a dark and rainy day in the mushroom kingdom. No one was around. The streets were empty and the entire kingdom was gray with sadness. It was on this day Karl and Krystal had left the hospital after another month of recovery
Karl: Its strange
Krystal: Look
They see a paper in the mud. It was an article from mushroom times. The front page. Karl begins to read it to his wife.
War takes turn for worst!
With out our bandicoot heroes the war seems helpless. Many people are morning over the death of Karl R. Bandicoot, and his wife Krystal Bandicoot. We are in a state of warning as the last groups begin what may be our final attack.
Karl: Look
They see a battlefield out side of the walls of the Kingdom. The Koopa fleet out number the small toad army. Luigi was on the floor and Mario was leading the attack. But he was losing.
Karl: Time to level the playing field
Krystal: You hit them low I'll hit them high
Karl transformed into the mighty super bandicoot and flew off. While Krystal summoned Karl's Arwing and flew of to help Luigi. Karl pulled out his sword and began to slice and dice. With every swing of his legendary sword he turned five koopas in to shells. Krystal flew over to Luigi.
Krystal: Are you hurt?
Luigi: They broke my leg.
Krystal: I got you
She carries Luigi into the ship.
Krystal: You can rest here
Luigi: I cant! I got to help
He notices a turret behind Krystal
Luigi: I got an idea
Karl and Mario are cornered by dozens of koopas. Until!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Karl: What The..
Mario: They are all shelled
They look up to see Luigi giving a salute in the turret. Then he finishes off the rest of the troops with the machine gun.
Mario: That is why I don't give Luigi a gun
Karl: He is just a crazy as I am
Toad: We have trouble
Karl: What they are retreating
Toad: Well two koopas were seen by the castle with Bowser. To make it worse they have a grey orb with an X on it being carried by two robots.
Karl and Mario are shocked by the news,
Mario: that is impossible
Karl: I thought Fox and his crew confiscated all of them!
Karl radios Krystal
Karl: Krystal we need immediate pike up now.
Krystal: Roger! Is something wrong?
Karl: A SUBSPACE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED IN PEACH'S CASTLE. I REPEAT A SUBSPACE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED IN PEACH'S CASTLE.
Krystal: We better get moving
Krystal opens the Hatch of the Arwing and Karl flies Mario and Toad in.
Krystal: How's my driving
Karl: Too slow
Karl pushes a button and the get teleports to the castle. And standing right there was non-other then Bowser, Bowser Jr. and Dry Bones. Also there were two R.O.B. at holding the subspace. They shut their eyes and started the bomb.
Karl: You guys hold off Bowser and I will take care of the bomb.
So while Karl tries to diffuse the bomb while the others have an epic battle with Bowser.
Luigi: got you now
He fires several bullets at Bowser and they all are a direct hit. Toad and Mario finish off Dry bones and Bowser Jr. The three of them retreat when the look at the timer on the bomb.
Mario: Karl hurry up
Karl: this thing is a piece of …
He kicks the Bomb so hard that it flies out of the Rob's hands and flies in to the sun.
Karl: Hey the sun burned it up before it exploded
They all go into the castle and Karl and Krystal tell the story of how they died and came back to life.
Peach: That is amazing
Krystal: So Karl used his powers and brought me back to life
Karl: hey whose idea was it to keep me on eco even though I was dead
Mario: Your dad came here for the funeral. When he saw you he told them to leave you, he would pay all the hospital bills. Also to give you eco. Do you think he knew it would revive you?
Karl: I don't know! I will call him later and tell him that I'm alive.
CHAPTER 12, 2 " THE PRANK WARS
Karl: so you all got the rules right
Mario: right
Luigi: Okay
The three were acting out their annual PRANK WARS. The teams are Mario Bros. Vs The Partners of Destruction. Only problem Ray could not come because he had some wedding plans to make. But Karl decided to carry on anyway. He insisted that they continue. This would be last war before they would be fathers. And with Krystal only 2 months left and Peach due any day they had to do this one quick. Cause they would never pull this kind of stuff around children.
Karl: Remember, no cuts, bruising, or bleeding
Luigi: No aiming at the nose of hits under the belt
Mario: Puking is no disqualification
All three: The most important rule, you can't tell anyone about the war
Mario and Luigi had won the coin toss so they would pull the prank first. In the morning Karl takes his shower. So Mario ran in and grabbed his towel
Mario: Come and get it
Karl: Why you sun of a goomba
Mario ran down the stairs and into the backyard. He threw Karl's towel onto a table packed with food. Karl ran around the corner to get it and there was trouble. You see the food was for Peach's annual princess tea party. In the room were Pauline, Peach, Rosalina, Daisy, and Krystal. They all stared at Karl who was wet, naked, and worse of all furry. He smelled like wet wolf, for he didn't have time to shampoo his fur.
Daisy: Put some clothes on
Rosalina: Your dripping all over the place
Pauline: You smell
Peach: That is a nice suit (birthday suit)
So looks like Karl Is embarrassed to a level of 10 so Mario Bros get 10 points. But wait
Krystal: You're hot
She chases him back to the shower and steps in with him. So Karl gets 2 points
Mario: Hey Kincin that's unfair
KINCIN THE GREAT: DUDE HE'S TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS WIFE. HE REVERSED YOUR PRANK!
Luigi: At least we are still winning
KINCIN THE GREAT: BUT NOW IT IS KARL'S TURN
Karl takes the Mario Bros morning coffee and put laxatives in it. Then he runs to prank up the bathroom.
Mario: You take this bathroom I'll take that one
Luigi: Right
They get in, and then Karl sticks a chair behind their door trapping them.
Luigi: No toilet paper
Mario: No Paper
Both of them flush the toilet and to their surprised the toilet backed up spilling water everywhere
Mario and Luigi: MAMA MIA
Lastly when they turn on the fan to get rid of the smell a white cloud of quick drying cement comes down and lands on them. (Don't forget the water from the toilets surrounding their feet) So they were glued to the seat.
Wow, 10 points for Karl. That was brutal. Mario and Luigi want revenge.
Peach and Krystal had suffered from their usual dizzy spells and had gone to take a nap. They both needed their rest. They were sleeping for two people. Luigi had brought a piece of pie and covered it with a glass lid so no one would smell it and put it in the fridge. Karl had watched this and when Luigi had left, Karl went for it.
Karl: Stealing pie is at least three points
But then Karl floated in the air. Mario and Luigi had used Kamek's magic wand to make him levitate.
Mario: You're in trouble now
Karl: Hey I can't let go of the pie
Luigi: You will wish you could have.
Luigi removes the lid and then him and Mario let Karl down. Then the two of them ran.
Karl: What kind of prank is that
But then all of then all of the sudden there was a stampede.
Peach and Krystal: PIE!!
Karl: Crap
This is a word of advice for anyone reading this. DON'T HIDE PIE FROM PREGNANT WOMEN. They will hunt you down. They will kill you if you do not hand over the pie. This is why Luigi covered it. If they smell a little whiff of it they will go on a rampage. Anyway Karl ran for his freaking life. Then to make it worse Luigi comes out of nowhere and glues a ham to his back. Ham is ten times worse then pie. The two women catch up to him and maul him like two hungry desert cheetahs. I know the most I can give is ten, but that was horrible. 15 points for the Mario bros. Here is Karl's last prank and he needs 13 points to win.
Luigi: Daisy I'm here
Mario: Where are you Peach
The two had no clue that each other were in the darkroom. They had received a letter from both of their wives telling them to meet each other in that room. All of the sudden they felt each other touching. Assuming that there were touching their wives they kissed each other. Then!
CLICK
The light turned on and Karl was standing next to them with a quick developing camera. Then the picture came out revealing both men kissing each other.
Mario: Yuck that was all furry
Luigi: I need mouth wash
Karl: And this picture is going on the Internet
Mario and Luigi: Get Him
Then ran after Karl as fast as they could but Karl got to his computer and scanned the picture. Then he sent it to every computer in the world. Mario and Luigi were ridiculed for week. They were even called the Super Fag Bros.
KINCIN THE GREAT: That's it the war is over. I have examined over all your pranks. And the winner is with 26 points whopping points… "THE PARTNERS OF DESTRUCTION"
Karl: I did Ray! We won back the title.
Karl receives the Belt from me and calls Ray. The belt is leaving the mushroom kingdom for the last time.
Karl and Ray (Karl is holding the phone on speaker): WE CAME! WE SAW! WE LEFT A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION!!
That may have been the best war in years. Good game guys good game.
12,3 EXPECTING the unexpected
Mario: Luigi lets go
Luigi: Ready
Even the two of them were famous heroes they were still plumbers. There was a huge leak in one of the water under Toad Town, which is starting to make the dirt above it moist. If the ground underneath it gets too to soft the entire town above will cave in and be engulfed by a giant mud puddle, and sink into the earth.
Krystal: I'm coming too!
Krystal came down the stairs in an orange shirt and a pair of overalls. She looked funny wearing that because she was pretty far into her pregnancy and her stomach sticking out a lot, but you could tell by the backwards baseball cap and the she toolbox was holding that she meant business.
Krystal: My planet is experienced in all kinds of technology. I've even majored in carpentry and Pluming.
Mario: Sure lets go
The three of them left in a hurry, leaving Karl and Peach alone in the castle.
Karl: Krystal! (Where is she?)
Karl finds a note on the counter.
Karl: Okay? So she wanted to be a plumber, Oh well, that's my wife.
Peach comes down the stairs
Peach: Hey Karl do you know where Mario is?
Karl: He left with Krystal and Luigi, big plumbing emergency.
Peach: Krystal left too!
Karl: Yeah!
Peach: Okay?
Suddenly the phone rings
Peach: Hello! But, NO, Okay
Karl: I take it something's wrong
Peach: Well the treaty we had with the Bean Bean Kingdom has expired. I got to go and sign it
Karl: You can't go! You go give birth at any minute
Peach: It is my duty as royalty
Karl: So I've been here for the last three months and my kingdom seems okay without me.
Peach: I'm going and you can't stop me.
Karl: I can
He stood there in front of her and did not move out of the doorway. She walked towards the other door but Karl was also there. And he was in the other two entrances
Peach: How are you in two places at once
Karl 1: I think I can…
Karl2: Clone my self!
Karl3: I don't know how I'm…
Karl4: Doing this!
Karl1: Hey isn't this one of…
Karl2: Krystal's powers
Karl3: How did I get…
Karl4: One of her moves?
Meanwhile
Krystal: The town is caving in on us
The three were standing in a mud puddle up to their knees. The roof of mud and cement above them was caving in.
Luigi: Were going to die
Mario: I'm too young to be crushed
In Toad Town mud was coming out of storm drains water fountains, fire hydrants blew up and turned in to gushers of mud. Then it all stopped
Luigi: Krystal that is amazing
Krystal was holding up the entire town
Krystal: I'm just as strong as Karl.
She began to fly up in the air
Krystal: I can only fly when I'm home on my own planet. Plus I don't have any wings.
Back at the Castle
Peach: Sit boy!!
All four Karl clones slam their heads on the floor. The clones disappear while Karl remains
Karl: (I hate it when Krystal gossips). Fine I'm going with you
The two leave on Karl's personal private jet
Karl: My Arwing ran out of gas
They soon reach the Bean Bean Castle in no time.
Karl: Peach are you okay in there you have been going every 10 minutes.
Karl was knocking on the bathroom door
Peach: I'm okay. (Hopefully this is pee or else I'm in trouble)
Karl: (She forgot I some how gained Krystal's mind reading powers. She running out of time and if I do anything she say the s-word. Why does she have to be so stubborn?) Any way after they landed the plane they were escorted by Prince Peasly
Prince Peasly: Hello princess, and I see you have a new escort this one seems to be furry than your old one
Karl: My name is Karl
Prince Peasly: Good to meet you.
Karl: Can we sign the treaty we need to go urgently?
Peach: Yes…
Peach lost her breath for a second. Then looked as if she was in pain.
Peasly: Are you okay princess
Peach: Never better
Karl: (whispering) You never listen to me! Now were in trouble
Peach: I think I can hold it; this treaty is the only thing keeping them on our side of the war
Karl: But this is a huge risk, we don't even have a doctor around. And these guys come from seeds. I don't think you will find one who can help you. And I'm not doing anything cause then I would have to look at things and your not my wife so Mario would deck me in the face. Beside your baby would not be a bandicoot so if I were to deliver it who knows what kind of things I could do wrong
Peach: Just play it cool. I'm okay
Peasly: Why don't I show you around the kingdom?
Karl: PEASLY WE NEED TO GO!!
Peasly: Now what could have you worked up like that. Please calm down my friend
Karl: That's it I'm saying, Peach could have the baby any minute now. So we must leave
Peasly: Oh my! Hahaha you mammals are not as efficient as us plant life. Our children are grown from pods, no need for that Herculean task.
Karl: Yeah? Would you like hurrying please?
Peasly: Surely.
Peasly brings them the treaty and peach signs it but she falls on the floor
Peach: Karl I can't move!
Karl: Don't worry (Toad bring the Jet around front)
Toad: Sorry Mr. Bandicoot but we ran out of fuel. We will be ready in an hour. After we find a gas pump that is.
Karl: Ugh
Peach: Hurry the baby is coming!
Karl: Secret weapon time
Karl pulls out a feather, he absorbs it and his clothes change into his trademark red overalls and white shirt. Magnificent wings grow from his back and once he put on his white cap he has fully transformed into angel bros
Karl: Super angel brothers
"SUPER ANGEL BROTHERS": When the Partners Of Destruction enter the Mario realm they call themselves the Angel Bros. Karl is like Mario and Ray wears green overalls and a white shirt, like Luigi. They are the other dimension rivals to Mario and Luigi.
He scoops up peach with both arms and flies off in a hurry.
Peasly: Wait she did not initial subparagraph four. The treaty is void, so by law that would make them our enemy. FIRE CANNONS!!
Karl: They are shooting at us! What the… Owww
Karl was hit in the foot by a huge pea cannonball. The pain made him faint.
Peach: Great he has an Achilles heel. Karl wake up were falling.
Karl: What… YIIIIIIIEEE!!
He pulled up just in time!
Karl: The others can't have a worse time than us
Meanwhile
Krystal: Guys we need a plan I'm running out of energy
Krystal was still holding up the town.
Luigi: We got it the leak is fixed
Mario: How do we keep the town from falling?
Krystal: Fireballs! That should dry up the dirt.
Mario: Lets try it!
The begin shooting fireballs at the edges of the town drying it up. They then come out of the manhole to see Karl fly by.
Mario: Hi Karl
Karl: PEACH IS IN LABOR
He then passes by
Luigi: What did he say?
Mario: Some thing about Peach?
Krystal: Labor?
All Three: PEACH IS IN LABOR.
Mario: What do we do!
Krystal: Follow him!
They all hop in Luigi's wild wing and drive like maniacs
Karl gets near the hospital but starts losing energy. He lands and starts running on foot
Karl: Peach burned out all my eco energy while flying.
Peach: Were almost there
Karl: Can you stand?
Peach: I think so
She tries her best to stand as they both help each other walk
Karl: I'm sorry
Peach: It's okay. It is my fault for not listening to you
Peach: Your foot
Karl: A PLANT
Karl saw a plant growing from his foot where he was shot
Karl: It is draining my energy
Peach: You got to get that out of your leg.
Karl: OKAY!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Karl did not realize that the plant had been growing inside his leg. It was feeding off of his energy and blood. So it was like ripping out one of your veins. He looked of the size of the roots covered in blood
Peach: It is huge
Karl: I just ripped that entire thing out of my leg!
His right leg hurt so he could not walk, but he got back enough energy to fly. He picked her back up and went the rest of the way there.
They escorted both of them to a room. They helped Peach while nurse Toadete bandaged Karl's bleeding leg. He put on his boot over the bandages.
Toadete: Walking on it could cause it to bleed, use crutches.
Karl: Thanks Nurse! I got to get to Peach
Toadete: They wont let you into a delivery room with out a scrub.
She tossed him a scrub and he put it on
Karl: Thanks
He hobbled into the delivery room on his crutches
Peach: AHHHHHHH!!
Karl: OH MY GOD!!
Half an hour later
Mario: where is she
Karl hobbled over to them in his crutches. He looked tired and was drenched in sweat.
Luigi: Karl what happed
Krystal: your hurt
Mario ran up to him
Mario: Is she okay
Karl sighed and wiped some sweat of his head. He looked up and with his blue eyes half closed he said…
Karl: Congratulations! It's a girl. A beautiful, healthy, baby girl
Mario: Can I see her?
Karl: I will take you guys to her just help me walk. I'm too tired to use my crutches.
Mario and Luigi grab each of his arms and helped him get up the stairs. They got in the room where they saw peach holding the baby in a towel. She looked like baby peach only she had a red pacifier.
Peach: She is sleeping.
Mario: She is beautiful
Karl: Yeah like a little plum
Peach: Plum
Mario: Plum
Mario: Princess Plum Segali Toadstool
(Mario's last name is Segali. NOT MARIO)
A week later Karl and Krystal had to leave.
Mario: Thanks for everything. I owe you big time.
Karl: More than you can think off!
The Board the Arwing and left the happy family.
Karl: Hopefully we don't go through that
Krystal: Yeah! That was too hectic for me.
Karl: Anyway it will be nice to get home
Krystal: Yeah, but we got a lot of work to do before the baby comes.
Karl: Well I got a little surprise for you when we get back to the castle.
Well that is the end of another special edition chapter. But Krystal said that was too hectic for her. Well she aint seen anything yet! Things are more hectic when your baby is on the line. And Karl wont be as calm as he usually is. So stay for the next chapter: Bringing up the Baby.